Why do straight guys like traps?

Why do straight guys like traps?

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>Protip: They're not straight.

>Straight guys like traps

HAHAHAHAHA.

Seriously dudes who I have met who like traps are secretly closet homos or bisexual.

just another soft, warm, wet, hole.

Because they're feminine, they love anal, and you never have to worry about getting a trap pregnant. That, and they have MALE logic, so they aren't fucking stupid like women.

Because only fags like women, right?

Cause you haven't always liked traps. The things that you have always liked, have ripped your heart to shreads or disappointed you, time in and time out.
You know its a boy, you can make all the excuses you want, but you cant lie to yourself. Nor should you.
You just want to believe that something different might end differently, sure makes sense, huh?

So take comfort that you aren't insane, not ever again to repeat the same mistake.

Guys who like traps are not straight.

Therefore, straight guys do not like traps.

i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot

i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot

You pretty much summed up the facts as to why straight guys like traps. This is quite possibly the smartest thing I have ever read here on Sup Forums.

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looks like a woman, you can talk to it like a guy

Idk I just like cocks on hot girls

I like traps but wouldn't bang a guy.

>I've tried, wasn't into it

So what am I now, does that count bisexual since I don't lean all the way into being attracted to masculinity?

Because 21st century western women are just awful.

Because they are in fact faggots in denial that love cock, pretty much like you.

A straight guy does not like cocks i know because i only like females

this thread is full of sexually insecure closet fags. good times.

What's not to like? The truly feminine looking traps look just like women, they have a body like a woman, most of them take hormones so they have real tits, everything is female, EXCEPT for the cock between their legs. But really? WHO CARES! Pussy is overrated anyway. A trap can't get pregnant, you never have to worry about pulling out, traps LOVE anal and most are cock sucking hungry whores that WANT to please you, they are MEN so they won't NAG you to death like women do, they won't bitch and complain because they're just "one of the guys" that just so happens to look like a girl. It's fucking win-win!! Not hard to see why straight guys go for traps!

>i only like females
keep saying it, maybe it'll become true

>secretely

While I will not agree this is why fags like traps, I cannot argue about this truth.

source?

>projecting this hard
Not everyone is a faggot like you bro

I would rather stick my dick up his ass than into a slag's pussy any fucking day. The trap in your picture is hotter than most of the women I've been with anyway!

THIS! So fucking true.

Because women have failed mens and there is now a void that needs filling. A Trap fills this void. Men need to put their penis in a hole, if it's not a womens hole, it's a mans.

Ive fucked a trap before. I would say im straight since I would probably never do it again. However I fucked something with a dick therefore im not straight. Though its really not that great, vagina is still 10x better especially going down on one. Cock not so much.

Any more pics of her?

Him*

Straight guys don't like traps.
Only faggots do.

Him, her...who gives a fuck mate? Jesus...

Wrong again you backwards hillbilly fuck. I've been with only women all my life, fucked only women all my life, but I am attracted to the feminine looking traps. I'm not a faggot. I am not into men nor am I into masculinity. A feminine trap is just a woman with a cock. Sure the cock throws things off a bit, but it's still a female body none the less. Men are disgusting, I would never shove my dick in a mans asshole. But a sexy trap that looked just like a woman? WHY THE FUCK NOT? Doesn't mean i'm a faggot. Faggot's are into manly men. I would never be into that. It's a turn off. So your logic is flawed.

>this thread tonight

checkd'

I like really feminine guys

Im straight but honestly if she came onto me I would have no choice but to suck her dick and fuck her in the ass.

Thats the unicorn right there, way too rare and beautiful to pass up

>you are not straight if you like traps

>> male logic

Mostly just fucked up in the head

Who is this! please tell me.

>MALE logic

I fucked a Trap about 10 years ago. It was fun.
I'm now married to a women and have 2 kids.
I'm not gay.

I don't think it counts as straight, maybe bi, like me I guess, because I still fucking love women, but some qt traps get me hard af

>stewin' and brewin'

Keep making excuses, homo.
You always say "we fap to them because the look feminine". Women look more feminine, why not fap to them? Yet, you are looking for traps, you like when a feminine looking creature has a dick. Otherwise you wouldn't fap to something 90% feminine, when you have a lot of porn with 100% women on the web. This makes you a guy liking dicks. A faggot.

Its true though. You like traps, youre gay as fuck.

It's just fucking sex. In the scheme of things, it matters not one fucking iota what you like or what it makes you so who fucking cares man?

trap haters are soooooo easy to troll

This.

CNN ARTICLE: "The path to happiness for millennial men is ... kids"

>captioned with a gay married couple of two men with a 2 year old "son"


cnn.com/2016/06/17/health/millennial-fathers-happiness-work-life-balance-study/index.html


THE WEST IS DOOMED, YOU ARE CURSE, GOD WILL DESTROY YOU ABOMINATIONS

so are mentally ill faggots.

Because its funny to see these broken people mistake attention for happiness

...

^^^^^^^^

they dont. that's what straight means....

Sauce?

How can I be a faggot though when I have only ever been with women? I am NOT attracted to MEN. Masculinity turns me OFF. By that very definition I am NOT a faggot.

I will say that I get what you're saying though, if there are women to jerk off to, why jerk off to a trap. I get that logic, I do. My PERSONAL opinion is because some traps are actually really fucking hot. I just like feminine beauty. That's why I am NOT a faggot.

But it comes down to a matter of opinion and this topic will always be debated. Just the way it goes. All I am saying is, I am no faggot.

You are a special little faggot who can't even fuck guys neither girls. You are a sorry excuse for a man, you are God's joke like the platypus

Same way you can be a pedophile without fucking children. Having an attraction is enough to warrant the label

>straight guys like traps

While I find pedos to be an abomination on this earth. To be a pedophile you have to FUCK children. Being attracted to them just makes you a sick fuck.

dunno... here i think

Yeah, that's how it works. A man caught with CP is officially a pedo and gets v&, even if he didn't actually fuck a child.

You'll have to admit that he/she/it is attractive af

You're not right.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedophilia

No, if you are attracted to children you're a paedophile but you're not a child molester unless you fuck/ sexually touch children.

How do you feel about straight couples adopting/using surrogates?

Boredom.

Attracted to feminity. Know what to do with a cock. Like the idea of being with someone who really knows how to treat a cock also.

Bisexual master race reporting in

they dont

A hole's a hole and my dick ain't got no eyes.

>i just reported this
>i just reported this

#trapsfortrump

Because it's different, faggot. When you've been jerking off to Internet porn for two decades vanilla shit gets boring.

FULL OF POO

It does make you a faggot. if you fuck something with a dick you are atleast bisexual. Stop lying to yourself

A straight couple that adopts children at least doesn't teach those children the ways of sinning through homosexuality.

The adoptees of gay couples are doomed by this. Those orphans are cursed by their own biological parents, the misfortunes the orphan kids face are because of the sins of their parents.

Surrogacy is an abomination as well. If you can't have children, there's a reason why. God made it that way.

Everyone's a faggot, but mostly the people preoccupied with others sexual interests.

Aw man. Weird that a dick doesn't put me off but support for Trump does. :D

pls sauce

Not everyone. Ive fucked a trap before, im definitely not straight even though I prefer women 100% more and would probably never fuck a trap again.

Source?

triiiiiips

7zip

"Because my imaginary friend says so."

Okay.

>everything is female, EXCEPT for the cock

>mfw the chromosomes are still male

Everyone

Homosexual atheist detected

There's a reason homosexuality and atheism go hand in hand.

That's a woman, you moron.

Do enlighten me.

sauce

Bullshit.

>bait detected
>don't even bother feeling angry

The answer is in the fact that you are gay and atheist, like all you homosexual atheists.

What if you want a child?
And traps smells like man or perfume, I know you never smelled a girl varmoit, pussy or feet but they smells awesome user. If only you would ever have chace to taste a women you never ever think fucking a guy with a mentally disorder

kekkity kek

Wow, really? Fucking fascinating faggot. I had no idea Aubrey plaza was a woman.

>>this_is_bait.jpg

Judgemental theist detected. There's a reason why blah, blah, blah..,

they dont

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