> 33 year old > virgin, never kissed a girl > no friends > almost no contact to family > looking for job since half a year despite numerous university degrees > physical illnesses (Crohn's) > psychological illnesses (MDD) > no outstanding hobbies or skills
I can come close at 32 (nearly 33) but I can't match ya on the rest. God speed, user.
Nicholas Barnes
Wow. Seriously dude just fucking kill yourself.
Christian Howard
Excuse me?
God speed to you too.
Nah. There is still quite a lot of space till rock bottom.
Asher Perez
>numerous university degrees Well, you have that going for you.
Lucas Ramirez
Yeah. I thought I was set with that. Turns out degrees are worth shit when you don't have a network. Also, I am actually not very good at what I am doing. I was always one of the persons who exclusively excelled in an academic environment because they were good at taking standardised tests and cramming facts.
Dylan Brown
> BoA is no university degree
Angel James
What is BoA?
Logan Rogers
>Nah. There is still quite a lot of space till rock bottom.
Looks like you are beyond that. This is the 6 time i see this thread
Fuck off alrready.
Isaac Reed
what degrees do you hold?
Noah Harris
> complaining about seeing the same shit over and over again on Sup Forums
Jason Cooper
>24 >living with parents still >longest held job was for a year >only made more than minimum wage once >no schooling past high school diploma >no friends >psycho attachment issues gf (is why no friends) >no prospects for the future >sitting on Sup Forums like a faggot every day for the past half year
i used to get on Sup Forums years ago. then off and on here and there. lifes been such shit lately though..
Michael Rodriguez
BSc in molecular biology MSc in biomedicine PhD in medical science
Protip: don't study biology
William Reed
numerous university degrees? I wouldnt call that a loser.
Jason Anderson
at least you have a gf
Dominic Barnes
the pussy isnt even worth it when every time you open your eyes you want to cry and go back to the place that made you happy. when you >have no friends >no life >sex is meh >arguments daily >no drugs cause unemployed just.. nothing
Isaiah Baker
>19 >Never spoken to a girl >Never had a friend in my life >My family abandoned me when i was 16 and left me to live with my dying grandmother >She died right after i turned 17 >Have no contact with anyone after she died >Live in her house and spend all her life savings on drugs
Its been like this since i was 18, the only person i talk to regularly is my drug dealer. Oh i also have no high school education so i am dumb as fuck, i really hope i die soon
Angel Parker
im not complaining about that , in fact i sometimes chuckle at them for example bananas in ylyl.
Ton of advices were given to this guy , still he choses to ignore them and indulges in self pity over and over again. Dont waste your time in this asshole its pointless.
hahaha give a break and kill yourself.
Lucas Cruz
>Ton of advices were given to this guy , still he choses to ignore them and indulges in self pity over and over again. Dont waste your time in this asshole its pointless.
Most of the advice was stuff I already tried.
>hahaha give a break and kill yourself.
Fuck yourself dude.
Nicholas Williams
>offering helpful advice >on Sup Forums
Go back to >>>reddit or kill yourself normaflag.
Oliver Hall
You became a wizard and then just gave it up like that?
Parker Foster
you're living off of your grandmothers inheritance and you sit around doing drugs every day? you got it made dude. feeling bad? >drugs antisocial? >drugs too much drugs? >place to crash
Mason Wright
what drug?
Brayden Collins
How did you manage to finish school much less earn several degrees?
Ethan Perry
Yeah thats the good part, the bad part is when this money runs out i am fucked. Everything, mostly xanax and MDMA but usually it depends what i feel like
Cooper Peterson
There are poeple that are in worse situation. Look , just go and live your life. You are wasting your time in here. Go to bars , go to the gym , dont have work? you always have mcdonalds to work and survive but please dont make these threads anymore. If you have all those degrees in medicine im pretty sure you have critical thinking. use it now.
Robert Carter
this. if theres one thing worse than people attention whoring and posting the same shit over and over again, its people complaining about those people while at the same time keeping the thread running.
Tyler Moore
so invest in a vehicle and your set. you have a permanent place to live. youll have a car to get you to work/socializing/grocery store you have everything you need to be successful in front of you. only thing holding you back is you Sup Forumsro
Connor Richardson
How do people enjoy xanax? I've tried it four times now and felt nothing every time. Should I increase the dose?
Caleb Reyes
being a winner is easy just pay attention in school and be born perfect in a wealthy family
Asher Long
>23 >only make 62k a year >live in shit ass hawaii >Only had sex with 6 girls >last relationship was 4 months ago >only 6'2 >dick only 7x6
Ayden Allen
See here . I was always good at getting good grades in an academic environment.
Lucas Moore
I go to bars. I go to the gym. And I will life off my savings and try to find an okay job (this is what I do most of the day in fact) before I work on minimum wage. So what's the problem with spending 30 min to make this fucking thread? It's the only occasion that I have to speak with other people and talk about myself.
Matthew Myers
You have a Ph.D. In Medical science.
A Ph.D.
Something isn't adding up here. You had to have been a graduate assistant at some point and had teachers point you in the right direction. The fact that you don't have a job despite your accolades and your expertise in your field speaks volumes about your character.
You never started networking in your Ph.D. Program??? Not even for your masters??? I mean, what kind of lunatic spends well over 200,000 dollars in student loans for a more advantageous lifestyle and a deeper understanding of the world and throws it in the trash? You can't tell me, with a straight face, that you can't find a job. No research internships? No teaching jobs? Consulting work? ANYTHING?
I mean, Jesus dude. Get on the ball.
Chase Gonzalez
thinking about trying something doesn't count
Bentley Mitchell
I have a car, it's a real piece of shit i drive it around with no licence. Honestly i'm just gonna keep living like this until i run out of money then im gonna blow my brains out with the revolver, my whole lifes been shit i dont know what love or happiness is. Yeah you might need to increase the dose, its alright if you need it if you don't then its pretty shit, but i been taking it since i was like 14 i used to steal it from my mom
Nicholas Collins
blessed
Isaiah Rogers
>A Ph.D.
Not a great achievement. But rather the basic in the field. Nearly everyone from my Bachelor program has one. It's nearly impossible to fail.
>You had to have been a graduate assistant at some point and had teachers point you in the right direction
The teachers only know about academia and academia is a snowball system. Less than 10% of bio PhD can get stable jobs in academia.
>The fact that you don't have a job despite your accolades and your expertise in your field speaks volumes about your character.
Again. A PhD doesn't imply accolades or expertise. It is pretty much the default. My PhD wasn't very successful publication wise (2 PLOS one first author papers; not great at all)
>You never started networking in your Ph.D. Program??? Not even for your masters???
I did. I am just very bad at networking.
>I mean, what kind of lunatic spends well over 200,000 dollars in student loans for a more advantageous lifestyle and a deeper understanding of the world and throws it in the trash?
I'm European. I didn't pay shit. In fact, I did the PhD primarily because I didn't know what to do with myself.
>You can't tell me, with a straight face, that you can't find a job.
I can.
>No research internships? No teaching jobs? Consulting work? ANYTHING?
Until May, I had a postdoc position but my contract was extended due to lack of funding. Since I learned about my contract running out (which was half a year) ago, I tried to find some job in industry. But without success. I am now considering academic work again.
Carter Brown
I hope you don't fuck up killing yourself. Life will be so much worse. Good luck, you'll need it.
Nicholas Miller
>17 years old >never a girl loved me >Smoke weed everyday >no friends >fap on shemale and snuff >doing anal masturbation sometimes >bad school level >being on Sup Forums . I'm still think i have the time because i'm young but i know i'm a garbage and i know i don't have a life like everyone of my age.
I have hope
Leo Perez
is this still the same guy whos been posting this thread for like years?
Carter Price
>26 >depressed fag >have friends but unable to form emotionally connections to them >insecure as fuck >never finished school >diagnosed add >diagnosed anxiety disorder >diagnosed narcism >can't finish anything due to being scared that I fail >slightly chubby >finds enjoyment in the suffering of others but immediately feels guilty when causing it
Top that faggots
Hudson Bell
Start now user, time runs out faster then you think.. Trust me on that one
Austin Turner
Yes.
Samuel Cox
take hormones get a trap you are young best time for this
Xavier Watson
>gay fapping to shemales >abusing weed >hope
Cooper Brooks
I'm the same as you, we are ghosts
Henry Johnson
keep talking, it's interesting to us and helpful for you. good luck
Joshua Gomez
> 33 year old > virgin, never kissed a girl
Just go and pay for it, it's not that difficult.
Lucas Campbell
disgusting faggots eww wtf ^^
Samuel Adams
>18 yrs >had 1 gf in my life >plenty of friends >hangout almost everyday with friends, we smoke weed and drink, etc, go to raves >still virgin, havent had a gf since my first and last one at 12 yrs old >zero money >2 cannabis plants growing at my parents' hut next to their potatoes and strawberries n shit
Jack Thomas
I masturbate on sissy hypno and others thing for sissies when i doing anal . I want be a sissy but i'm not really gay , i'm gay just for sex , i find disgusting to kiss a Man . Be a sissy/shemale take much of time and there no turn back , and i want have a girlfriend . When i will bé edger, i think i will go to gay club just for sex .
I can add >I don't know what to do of my life
Noah Butler
My life has been fucked since i was born, i've wanted to die since i was 10 years old i don't know anything other than hate and abuse
Matthew Johnson
Bro get a motor cycle ride fly all else will come.
Logan Edwards
What else should I say? Priority is to find a job at the moment.
Colton Carter
a motorcycle ride fly?
Jackson Gomez
Man op it sounds like things are rough for you. I'm sorry man.
Have you thought about moving overseas? Maybe your location isn't great for job opportunities and moving elsewhere will give you a better shot at a job.
Meanwhile you should bite the bullet and find work wherever you can. Sometimes you just have to do that. Einstein worked at a patent office, tons of successful people worked crappy jobs, you might just have to do that until you can get a decent paying job.
Isaac Cox
>25 year old >Not virgin, had sex with numerous partners both in relationships and NSA >No friends, much like yourself >Still contact with family >About to get my job back after nearly 2 years >No physical illness >Though I have terrible anxiety >No outstanding hobbies or skills like you
It can get better, user
Noah Brooks
>30something year old >Lost my virginity at age 10 to hot female friend same age, kissed lots of girls and fucked most of my female friends when I was growing up >close supportive loving family >Have worked numerous professional jobs and currently working at a busy hospital >Very fit and healthy >some PTSD from working in law enforcement (saw some crazy ass shit) but otherwise no mental illness >Numerous very interesting hobbies because I work long hours and can afford to. My next adventure/life goal is wingsuit flying and it won't take me long to achieve.
I feel sorry that everything didn't go smoothly for you Sup Forumsro, because it could have just as easily been easy.
Life is what you make it.
As ex-navy SEAL Andy Stumpf said "I believe in life you have two choices, discipline and regret, those are the two choices you can have. You can want to do all these really cool things and not work hard and you can regret the fact that you never got there, or you can see what you want to do and have the discipline to do what you need to and get where you want to go.
Peace.
Ethan Johnson
Me again. Finding a job will certainly help, but it can be a pretty tough thing to do. When was the last time you spoke to someone about your feelings?
Jason Bennett
>Have you thought about moving overseas? Maybe your location isn't great for job opportunities and moving elsewhere will give you a better shot at a job.
I am considering jobs in the whole of Europe. Preferentially in German- and English-speaking countries and countries with a large amount of English speakers (Netherlands, Scandinavia). US of course has comparatively a lot of biotech and pharma but as I said, I have Crohn's, need medication and am a little bit unsure about the health care situation in the US.
>Meanwhile you should bite the bullet and find work wherever you can.
As I said, I am no considering (again) another postdoc. Might require me to move, might only be for half a year or a year and might only pay 25k a year but better than nothing.
Nicholas Long
Excluding Sup Forums. Probably half a decade ago. Went to a psychologist when I was 27/28.
Jackson Russell
Why did you stop going? It's a pretty good relationship to have in your life
Carson Richardson
I went for more than a year. It was CBT and I already used much more sessions than usual.
Joshua Gutierrez
not raising the bar but on a similar path >22 >kissless virgin >no friends >barely keep contact with parents (havent spoken to siblings in years) >bipolar, schizo >engineering student (only thing ive got going for me) >no hobbies or skills
Jonathan Torres
It's interesting that you can reach out here. Why do you feel like it's so hard for you to have these conversations outside of this place?
Jonathan Gonzalez
Always had problems making friends. People generally don't seem to like me.
Angel Adams
Bachelor of Arts
Nicholas Sanchez
Yeah I feel like people don't like me either sometimes. I guess we all do some pretty unlikable things sometimes.
Gavin Sanders
Go to the gym
Ian Parker
A large part of it is self directed though. You're capable of forgiving others of doing it. Some people are amazing forgiving. You probably aren't very good at forgiving yourself
Aaron Peterson
same that almost get is on point
Caleb Gutierrez
Doing that. Climbing gym.
Ryan Ortiz
>numerous university degrees >numerous >NUMEROUS
Even if you have like 5 different degrees, that's still not fucking numerous.
Also, you clearly do have a hobby. It's academia.
Julian Smith
OP here. True.
Anthony Sanders
Good luck to us all in learning to better forgive ourselves
Ethan Peterson
>Even if you have like 5 different degrees, that's still not fucking numerous.
I'm not a native speaker. Is there a convention when numerous is used as opposed to several or many?
Colton Martin
Where do you currently live ?
Carson Thompson
agreed. and although it would be convenient, i dont see us haveing a revelation in a circlejerk on Sup Forums. but all it takes is a spark
Lucas Myers
UK.
Christian Lewis
Bank of America
Robert Baker
Negative.
Jason Richardson
How did your PhD application go? Specifically the interview, did they expect you to have a really in depth knowledge of it the subject beforehand? Also was it a specific project you applied for or just a general I want to do a PhD thing?
I'm applying for one myself.
Christopher Harris
I applied for a specific project. And I actually knew the group so the whole application process wasn't _really_ open to anyone.
Caleb Wilson
I see. Thanks anyway.
Kayden Gomez
I think in your youth, sparks do exist. Like the fairy dust from tinkerbell.
Ian Fisher
There's no real way to quantify the words, but numerous is generally taken to mean a very large number. Use "several" instead if it's a relatively small number larger than 2. Use many if it seems like more than several. Numerous should be used sparingly. People also tend to abuse words like "countless". Pisses me off.
Gabriel Ross
Go bitch to /r9k they'll probably listen
Hudson Sanders
Thanks. Will keep that in mind.
Lincoln Kelly
almost at mid twenties youth is fading fast
it literally feels like a year ago i was just turning 18.
Ian Jackson
OP here. Same for me. I still dream of high school.
Justin Ortiz
yep used to think i was going to be somebody
Xavier Wilson
LOL not even the first time i ask you this question, dude stop this its obvious that anyone who keeps posting these is depressed and doing absolutely nothing to chage it. Like I'm actually thinking you're semi-satisfied with yourself and willing to keep posting these till you die at 45