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is a slag

>do a cum
>have a think
>realise that the world is doomed and start to feel depressed

ah yes

>I am le real abnormie

you lot are pathetic.

Gabbie

*wears a christmas jumper ironically*
haha look lads haha it's so garish what am I like haha looks like my nan knitted it hahahaha

O come, O come, Emmanuel
And ransom captive Israel
That mourns in lonely exile here
Until the Son of God appear
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel
Shall come to thee, O Israel.

O come, Thou Rod of Jesse, free
Thine own from Satan's tyranny
From depths of Hell Thy people save
And give them victory o'er the grave
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel
Shall come to thee, O Israel.

O come, Thou Day-Spring, come and cheer
Our spirits by Thine advent here
Disperse the gloomy clouds of night
And death's dark shadows put to flight.
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel
Shall come to thee, O Israel.

O come, Thou Key of David, come,
And open wide our heavenly home;
Make safe the way that leads on high,
And close the path to misery.
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel
Shall come to thee, O Israel.

O come, O come, Thou Lord of might,
Who to Thy tribes, on Sinai's height,
In ancient times did'st give the Law,
In cloud, and majesty and awe.
Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel
Shall come to thee, O Israel.

Fed up of these fucking normies with friends and gfs moaning about how bad their lives are.

Get out your bubble you little runt.

feeling existential

mo one reply to josie's (nz flag) awful post

post beautiful girls

On the codeine lads

Had fentanyl yesterday which was interesting

Haha oh wow user you look so silly in that christmas jumper! Hahahahahahaha!

Proddys OUT

Asuka.

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me minge is letting off a reyt pong x

alri

drunk on pimms and now i gotta go drive to midnight mass with my mum

giz a sniff x

I have neither a friend nor a gf, the fact that I can only muster a fwb at age 24 is proof that I am a subnormal

tuktoyaktuk lads

fuck off

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>joint and beer
>preparing bath
>another joint after
>fresh bedsheets
>tired as fuck
gonna have the comfiest sleep ever lads

>mmm yes goyim....diversity is strength

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O comfort my people and calm all their fear,
And tell them the time of salvation draws near.
O tell them I come to remove all their shame.
Then they will, forever, give praise to my name.

Proclaim to the cities of Judah my word;
That “gentle yet strong is the hand of the Lord”.
I rescue the captives, my people defend,
And bring them to justice and joy without end.

All mountains and hills shall become as a plain,
For vanished are mourning and hunger and pain.
And never again shall these war against you.
Behold I come quickly to make all things new.

>English cities without significant Irish populations are grey and autistic
>English cities with significant Irish populations are colourful and culturally influential

not hard to get friends

a gf on the other hand...no gf for me :^(

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MONTH OF THE YEAR THATS IN AUTUMN

A GUNMAN DOES THIS WHEN HES ABOUT TO SHOOT

it's all relative you mongoloid

Billionaire trust fund babby's get depressed and neck themselves too.

Did black pete get you some nice shit caralad?

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Neck yourself you ugly little cunt.

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

Pics of joints

>Midnight Mass from St. Chad's

>have unlimited money
>boohoo why is life shit
Never known a hardship in their life little twats.

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This wogs face makes me gag

how'd the op go la

>English cities with significant Irish populations are colourful and culturally influential
Like Middlesbrough.

Lel

errytime

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birmingham has a significant irish population

why are irishmen so obsessed with england

it's a bit weird lads

BABY IF YOU'VE GOT TO GO AWAY

is there no deterrent for this immoral degeneracy

what's your point? they can still feel as shit as you.

i have a friend like this, sitting on a multi-million inheritance
and he can't shut the fuck up about how sad his life is

I will beat the shit out of any Irishman.

bobby sands was a puss

when i roll the second one

Not sure yet

Surgeon was in a rush he literally went home straight after

id say your face but that's just degenerative

Ok :)

Pics of you in the bath too ;p

went into tescos and saw whole turkeys going for £3 a pop, crowns for £2

utter madness, what a senseless waste of life

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O little town of Bethlehem
How still we see thee lie
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep
The silent stars go by
Yet in thy dark streets shineth
The everlasting Light
The hopes and fears of all the years
Are met in thee tonight

For Christ is born of Mary
And gathered all above
While mortals sleep, the angels keep
Their watch of wondering love
O morning stars together
Proclaim the holy birth
And praises sing to God the King
And Peace to men on earth

How silently, how silently
The wondrous gift is given!
So God imparts to human hearts
The blessings of His heaven.
No ear may hear His coming,
But in this world of sin,
Where meek souls will receive him still,
The dear Christ enters in.

O holy Child of Bethlehem
Descend to us, we pray
Cast out our sin and enter in
Be born to us today
We hear the Christmas angels
The great glad tidings tell
O come to us, abide with us
Our Lord Emmanuel

i forgot to do the readings in between the opening carols

You're that 1 relative no one really likes but tolerates because it's Christmas.

FOB

Just got this gf as an early Christmas present.

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brought back primary school nostalgia

josie fuck off you rug munching proxy

hope it came with a receipt hahahahahaha

wtf when i was looking for a turkey the other day tescos was charging £50 for a small one

if Irishmen don't like England why do they try and pretend English accomplishments are Irish ones


Baffling really

are you ok

Haha

Now you have to say "thanks grandma" and pretend to be grateful

I travelled back home from university today and arrived in my mums house at around 4

I'm extremely depressed, I won't sleep at all tonight.

Reminder

>if you have had a gf
>if you have kissed a girl
>if you have any friends
>if you have a facebook, a 'snapchat, a "whatsapp" etc

YOU ARE A NORMIE

fugg, should have copped some for the freezer my dude.

mum got a 16 pounder from the Butchers, it's a mad ting.

r8 my oneitis lads

black petes long gone m8 thats on the fifth of december but we celebrate christmas now because its more aimed towards adults here

A reading from the book of Isaiah.

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Nevertheless, there will be no more gloom for those who were in distress. In the past he humbled the land of Zebulun and the land of Naphtali, but in the future he will honor Galilee of the nations, by the Way of the Sea, beyond the Jordan—

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The people walking in darkness
have seen a great light;
on those living in the land of deep darkness
a light has dawned.
3
You have enlarged the nation
and increased their joy;
they rejoice before you
as people rejoice at the harvest,
as warriors rejoice
when dividing the plunder.
4
For as in the day of Midian’s defeat,
you have shattered
the yoke that burdens them,
the bar across their shoulders,
the rod of their oppressor.
5
Every warrior’s boot used in battle
and every garment rolled in blood
will be destined for burning,
will be fuel for the fire.
6
For to us a child is born,
to us a son is given,
and the government will be on his shoulders.
And he will be called
Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God,
Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace.

shoo shoo smelly yankaroos

the mum gave me $350 for christmas

i got her a box of chocolates

did they give you the receipt?

beautiful glowing skin

bit greasy

ew

a literal 5.

>check tv listings
>BBC1 11.45 - Midnight Mass from St Chad's, Birmingham

Saint Chad

snowing on gta online lads, christmas day present will be unlocking soon. quite comfy 2bh.

dreams are like angels
they keep bad at bay
love is the light
scaring darkness away
I'm so in love with you
make love your goal
the power of love
a force from above
cleaning my soul

bloody expensive box of chocolate bruce

Goodnight, /brit/. Merry Christmas to you all.

Just got the barterk bludgeon

It's useless

Yeah and?

Drinking bourbon on the rocks here, lads.

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ah yes
*stands around watching the lovely snow*
*get mowed down by a paki in an armoured kuruma*

it was like $10 :P

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