I'm moving to UK in about a month

I'm moving to UK in about a month.

Never been there, what should I expect?

Still don't have apartment, but I'll be living somewhere in south west part of London (perhaps as far as somewhere in Surrey, not really sure yet).

It suck.. Shitty choice mate

Where are you from originally?

watch out for the cannibals after dark

I know. But thats only the first step.

Eastern Yurop.

Did you mean muslims?

I mean the Irish

You're moving to Londonistan?
Good luck surviving sharia law.

don't expect anything that looks remotely like that.

Why Irish?

watch out for the darks after cannibals

I am a Muslim.

It's shit... I lived in England for 2years, everything is expensive and service is always shit. You pay 3 fucking pounds for a coffee without a fucking biscuit, £30 for 30 mins of train and it is ALWAYS fucking late, people are not very friendly, girls are mostly ugly or slutty af... I could go on but its bringing back to much bad memories

fuck off we're full

Fuck off

Kek, hit the nail on the head here

Watch out for the Muslim rape gangs ;)

watch out for the chavs, they tend to rape people who walk alone at night

chav = fagays

I am coming for the white teenage virgin pussy.

...

....to cleanse my soul.

No tipping.
Get ready to pay high prices for shitty housing. Everyone will ask where youre from if youre from america or canada.
Corner shops everywhere.
Miserable weather most of the year.

Britbong here ask me anything.

I'll get my own car (all I'll have to pay is gas), I don't like going out to drink coffe (they have shity coffe).

I realise it will be shit. More people the shittier they are. But I'm doing this because I need some change in my lame life. And I feel this is the best option there is. I'm not planning on stying there forever. At least not anywhere near London.

>You pay 3 fucking pounds for a coffee without a fucking biscuit

Hold the fucking phone.

You mean to tell me that you have to pay three fucking pounds for a fucking cup of coffee, and that doesn't even include a motherfucking BISCUIT?!?!?

That does it.

I'm not moving to England now.

Fuck that.

Actually its about 2 quid. But that extra quid will get you a donut or cake to go with it.

>84% white brah

why do you come here from eastern europe?

fuck off back to your shitty euro country

>coffee without a fucking biscuit
Why would you even buy a coffee without a biscuit? That's fucked up.

OP here.

Where should I shop? This corner shops or is Lidl and shops like that? What should I watch out when I'm looking for an apartment near Londonistan (but higher chance I'll live somewhere in Surrey, since I got a job there). Is there really no tipping? Any other tips?

Also, will it be hard for me to get used to driving on the left side of the road?

give england a miss

whats your job?

I don't know where you are from in Eastern Europe but there are a lot of Romanian/Bulgarian/Polish over there so I guess you should be fine. Just be aware that often they don't recognize diplomas from these countries so you'll likely end up at Tesco or taxi driver

Does it help that I'm prolly way better educated then you are (stomatologist)? I'll let you google now....

ASDA is the best imo

Pricing heavily depends on the area but if youre renting do NOT rent a shitty old place. Landlords are jews and will resist fixing anything. Most supermarkets are cheap but corner shops are mostly in paki areas. I have 3 just down the road from me. Paki areas do tend to be somewhat quieter.

Surrey and the south west is nice but be prepared to spend a minimum of $2000/month on rent.
It's kind of a good thing though, there's less than 1000 niggers in Surrey so crime is basically non-existant

Can you work as stomatologist over there ?

I just took some shitty job that accepted me right away without any bother that pays about £22k a year. I'll change it as fast as I find something that goes along with my education.

I don't know why but I love the picture of the girl

only asked what the job was, no need to get uppity you european piece of shit

if you are so well educated why do you have to move to the UK?

how about warehouse worker, that should go along with your culture

What's your education background? I also live SW London, also from Eastern Europe, and so far I like it here.

Implying educated people from Eastern Europe stay in their shitty countries

>fuck off back to your shitty euro country

That doesn't sound like you asked me what my job was....

Because I just don't like it here and would like to move to some english speaking country and start fresh. UK is the closest and easiest to move to for me atm.

Fuck off you filthy slav. Get out of here. Nobody wants you shitbags here.

>a coffee without a fucking biscuit

Who in the fuck eats biscuits with coffee?

Has England never heard of donuts?

>stomatologist
Isn't that just a posh way of saying dentist? (Not to imply that it doesn't make you better educated than me - it does.)

You're probably very narrowly educated.

Most doctors and surgeons I've met are actually quite dull and unsophisticated in their thinking, even when it comes to medicine and health.

We're full, fuck off.

#VoteLeave

apparently london driving is some of the worst in the world

Where is "there"?

Just finished stomatology (without specialisation though).

I'm from Slovenia btw.

fucking oath

you definitely are not going to be a stomatologist in england without going back to school for a while

on behalf of the british people; stay in slovenia

Not the worst, but among the most aggressive drivers. If you drive hesitantly you'll never get anywhere.

you fucking bitch

That's disgusting.

For the people who know nothing about and don't care, yes. Otherwise no.

>virgin pussy
ha good luck finding that over here the women here are sluts
its not a bad this per say but there aint any virgin pussy anymore

I am not a slav.
Also unless British youth gets off their asses, and gets decent education, we will keep taking their jobs. :)
I have seen some insanely unambitious, lazy Brits where I work.

Fuck op my heart drop dor a second i thought this picture was my wife, I wouldn't move if I was you, theres a lot of new business u can get into

no i mean traffic congestion. its like la

you will be a stranger in our country forever

why don't you stay in your own country and make things work for you there?

yeah. My doctor KEEPs on insisting that because i'm a LITTLE "obese" I mush be "unhealthy".

He really need to get educated up!

Fair point, you're right there. The M25 is basically a car park most days.

We still don't want you here. Fuck off and stay home.

this.

i cant imagine actually finding it shitty enough somewhere to want to move. do you really believe that you will be better off as a taxi driver in london than as a fucking educated professional in your home country where everyone speaks your language and dont hate you for being a minority?

I heard it reeks of piss and there is garbage everywhere. Godspeed mate

I left when I was 18, got massive scholarships to study abroad. I have since lived on three continents and a number of countries and the UK was the one I felt most comfortable with.

It's basically a socialist paradise, but I do agree with tighter immigration control and if I were a British citizen I would also vote to leave the EU.

Still, I think there's something that went astray with many Brits, and it may be that this system provides everything for them with very little work.

yeah London is pretty rank.

Source: grew up there

>paradise
seems more like a dystopia to most people.

most polish I see in UK make the area like little poland, with shitty little polish shops etc

going into aldi and buying 12 cans of cheap beer with bread and microwaved pizza

fucking europoors

What's the difference?

Don't go near woods or forests or the druids will get you.

Let me guess, you live in a first-world country and have no clue what does it feel like to live in shithole. Especially if this shithole is the biggest country in the world and every first-worldfag hates you just for being born in it. (Not talking about OP)

The US is by far worse for the poor.

Watch out for the cunts from eastern Europe. They are everywhere, stinkung up the place with their bad hygiene and retarded food. I heard that they eat dogs you know and if you're not careful, they'll take your job and live on our benefits and send all the money back home. None of them speak English.

the thing is. If you grow up in India then you spend your whole life living in fear that you one bad accident/sickness away from loosing everything and ending up in a slum.

So you're willing to do anything.

The english don't have a fear of poverty because being poor in England isn't that bad.

This is why is't so hard to get them to work hard for low pay

Nigel?

>If you grow up in India then you spend your whole life living in fear that you one bad accident/sickness away from loosing everything and ending up in a slum.
So just like America?

yes?

>Eastern Yurop
Fucking stay there you are not welcome

yeah, i live in a first world country, and its nice here because my ancestors werent a bunch of pussies who just bailed when things got tough

im just saying the UK seems shitty for the middle class

yeah they did that near where i live too. its not that bad though. at least perogis

Just outta curiosity , how hard is it for an amerifag
to get set up in the uk, not sure i wanna move to london, I kinda just wanna take a brake from the us, Im studieng as a meteorologist. What be a decent place to move to?(no I dont mind the bad weather, I fucking love stormy weather)

No seriously give me sauce

Thanks Nigel.

My biggest issue with life here is that even on a pretty good salary I have little to no hope of ever owning property...

Look into Exeter. It's where the headquarters of the British Meteorological Office (Met Office) and a great place to live for a year or two

probably the same Pradeep posting, afraid that Boris will close dad's Bombay themed takeaway. I suggest you take a chill pill Muhammad.

Going to L O N D O N
Britfag here and you're retarded lol

Fuck off

On behalf of the rest of the world: Keep your own people on your own island for once and then you can talk about immigration.

You trying to blame us for America?
Fuck off m8
We tried

Fuck, is this true? I intended on backpacking your country. Well whatever, I'm black so I doubt any rapists would be interested in a nigger like me.

Where the fuck did you live? I can literally take less than a 2 minute walk and find a cafe where I can get a full breakfast with a free tea/coffee for like £4 - £5, if London or anywhere that far south then you brought it on yourself mate, fucking posh southerners.

>Exeter
cool thanks for the tip mate.
>Do I sound like a brit fag yet?
Also whats the weather like on a daily basis?

but im a white person from canada

When people from outside of the UK say "mate" I automatically assume they're taking the piss.

The weather is kind of a toss up, this summer has been pretty hot, shit day today here though.