Is it really possible to get away with murder Sup Forums?

Is it really possible to get away with murder Sup Forums?

yes, trust me.

no, trust me.

story plz

considering there are thousands of unresolved murders, of course.

just cartel work here in mexico. i don't really want to talk about it. but we got a big desert with many holes.

Give me an example of a murder you've gotten away with

It is, but you have to do it the right way (which ultimately isn't satisfying).

Here's how you get away with murder:

> cover every last recognisable inch of your body
> boots, black jeans, sweater, mask are perfect
> get an object that is easy to obtain, but hard to trace
> crowbar, splitting maul, sledgehammer all good candidates, preferably if you already own one
> go to area with people, doesn't matter how crowded
> run in, brain a random person, and leave before anyone realises what the fuck just happened

Basically, as long as you don't have any tie to your victim, the police will have a very difficult time tracking you down.

Yeah sure OP just give me your address and I can show you how no problem ;)

Nice try, Mr. FBI.

Fuck outta here

like a name? wtf you want from me?

> believing the dude is a legit cop trying to persuade OP with a picture of himself

You know what they say about summer

I think that faggoty user wants to join the cartel.

greentext story of how that shit typically goes down.

> calling someone a summerfag
> Sup Forums

Get the fuck over yourself, I bet you don't even know who Moot is you're that fucking new

1/3 murder cases go unsolved. So, YES. there is a big chance you get away with it asshole. just plan it well

If you have no motive or connection to the victim. Otherwise you will be investigated, and if you are investigated it's over

It's possible to be part of a child sex ring, during which your daughter gets killed by your wife's bull, and make a fortune out of charitable donations so you can have more holidays in Portugal.

Is it critical to provide your own daughter for this? I don't have one.

>Is it really possible to get away with murder Sup Forums?
YES, it is!!

No mr FBI agent. Definately not.

Too soon, still kek'd.

You'd better as Gerry and Kate

Yeh just go be a cop

what percentage, would you say, of cartel members enjoy anime?

Ugh. Can't I just rent a kid? There's gotta be plenty of kids around to rent

No, it really isn't.

Law Enforcement knows their shit, and they WILL find out how you did it.

>believing someone thought that a post with a picture of a policeman using a computer was actually posted by a policeman

why do people pretend Sup Forums gets worse at summer? we have retards like this guy year round

Of course.

I'M NOT THE FBI GODDAMMIT

Zozzle

> I literally cannot stop sucking dicks

Your faggotry is showing, OP

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Shit tons of unsolved murders. Do you even read a thread before posting.

>crowded people
Nigger, do you want to get beat up or shot? Because that's how you get beat up or shot.

Yes,but it must be done right planning

Well these fucks have, so yes.

No, those cases represent a small percentage of the overall picture..

OP--(you? boy, you're stupid) seems to believe that it's possible to commit premeditated murder and get away with it.

And it really isn't.

details pls

No that wouldn't work either. Experts know and are one or two steps ahead of any "plan" you might be formulating, newbie.

faggot

Not if you do it fast enough.

Also

> implying I live in the 3rd world shithole of guns called the US

Nigga pls.

Depends what race you are and how much money you have. Cops get away with it daily.

Sure if you're rich or powerful you can kill anyone.

Wasn't there that thread that basically said that you'd have to knock out teeth and cut off hands, tie them in a sack with loads of live culture yoghurt 'in' them and bury them under a pet grave.