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Christ

WATCH OUT LADS HE'S WORKING CHRISTMAS

all brits look like pasty babies

timeless classic

tessa

making an arrangement

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Don't worry
I have it on good authority that he's getting triple overtime for today

Merry Christmas boyos

It's a magical time to be alive

uggo lezzer

ISP is throttling me again hahaha

great christmas present

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NEAR
FAR
WHEREVER YOU ARE
I BELIEVE
THAT THE HEART DOES GO ON

yank qts are made for BCC (big commonwealth cock)

cheated on the gf again lads

Ah yes, the Mass of the so-called "Christ" figure. Just another excuse for Rorkes across the country to make minorities feel unwelcome here

got called a scrooge in card factory

anyone remember that one show in the early 2000s about those scottish teenagers who get lost in the australian wilderness and aliens are involved somehow?

*buys a round for /brit/*
merry christmas lads

>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was lined up in my living room and forced to pull a cracker with me I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little redditors and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) i would literally be holding a paper crown and a pencil sharpener in my hand in under a second

think on

>he works on christmas day
>he does it for no monetary compensation

kwanzaa tomorrow, can't wait

just bought £200 worth of cocaine from a paki taxi driver and he wished me a merry christmas lmao. sidenote: i can't feel my lips or teeth

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Kpop desu famalamamamadamadingdong

all women just want to be fucked

'567
rasheed

Very comfy, thanks lad.

Have a lovely Christmas.

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not post
I'm telling you why
Janny Claus is coming to town

He's making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice
Janny Claus is coming to town

He see you when you're posting
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!

O! you better watch out!
You better not cry.
You better not post, I'm telling you why
Janny Claus is coming to town
Janny Claus is coming to town
Janny Claus is commmmming to town

what went wrong in janny's life?

how does someone get into a situation in their life where they are moderating a sub-section of the international board of an image board website on christmas, for free?

fucking hell

asked father christmas for an attack minded centre mid

heyy

jeopardy?

>what did you do this Christmas?

>I spent the day cleaning up other peoples digital mess on the international section of an anime imageboard
>FOR FREE

better have got me a cheeky cider

that's the one

thank you x

if memory serves you'd walk the championship wouldn't you.... AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

enjoy the scraps

I don't have to get you a christmas present now

*sends you ruben loftus cheek on loan till the end of the season*

WHY YES I DID SPEND MY CHRISTMAS CLEANING UP SHITE ON A BRITISH ANIME IMAGEBOARD FOR ZERO WAGE

asked santa for a lib dem government

Rime, playing mid

I leave you peace.
My peace I give you.

Let us offer each other a sign of peace.

>something bad happens in the uk
>papers blame brexit

Cheers lad

*tips*

we're still winning the playoffs kid

going to stay up and heem santa

the cunt shan't be delivering any more presents after I see him

hey hey

peace THIS
*offers an olive branch*

the mainstreaym meedie-ur

is tryink

to stop

breggssit

that's fine i don't celebrate christmas anyway mashallah x

I have to be totally naked when I wank

Pics

>Deliveroo is not available in my area
>Too drunk to drive

Just wanted some mcdicks

(you're supposed to shake hands with each other and say "peace be with you")

ah yes the anti-brexit papers such as The Sun and The Daily Express

god isn't real

temas above aston villa:

>barnsley
>preston
>huddersfield
>fulham
>derby

watched a lovely programme about hertfordshire earlier lads

I only caught the end but apparently they produce much of the blackcurrents in the UK

poo peeland

ALSO HERE is a good gimmick
One of the best dare i say

Evening lads, fatcam here. Back for christmas. ask me anything

>skipping leg day

literally why, i prefer leg day over upper body day

dw i've got plenty

I'll deck your head in in a minute

same ha ha, l'chaim

Time to sleep, gotta be up early for christmas day shitposting.

Goodnights lads.

preston have literally spent about £30k on their squad too

I have to be wearing every piece of clothing i own when i wank

buckinghamshire more like buckinghamSHITE

horrid little orange cats

no way is that you ://

alri mate, still got the hat?

loneliest time of the year

decided to buy £250 worth of beer/spirits on amazon

haha

Lads say if you're torrenting something and its downloading at 800 KB/s, but your connection maxes out at 1MB/s

If you had a 10MB/s max connection speed, would the torrent still download at 800 KB/s?

lovely
are you just back for the day
miss you i does

lovely
are you just back for the day
miss you i does

i did an entire mass a few threads ago and everyone just played along
what happened :/

>tfw no Ipswich on that list

ITS THE LONELIEST DAY OF MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEE

it is

pics

Wow its like
Kyaryt postying is back??? wioth a vengeacne???>5
of course, its on my hat stand

positively retro

might invite poor jan jan over for chrissy lunch

living in a wealthy part of england full of white people is LITERALLY winning the lottery of life

my birthday is the loneliest time of the year desu

maybe :3

how do you earn all that sweet dollar?

wish i had a frumpy english gf like that

no

>Jesus is a prophet of Allah and his son in Islam
>Muslims don't celebrate his birth

bet it's just done out of spite tbqh

How to Spot a Manchild in One Easy Step
1. They don't put beetroot on their burger

haha fuckinghamshires on suicide wathc!

who else /ascot/?

*scratches your face*

jingle bells
poleaboo smells
janny laid an egg

oh what fun it is to post
my gimmicks in this thread

back for the day

its a christmas miracxle


btw does janny work on holidays??

cheers pal
season's not over yet
you will NEVER understand

what did they mean by this

its basicaly Mbit / 8 = download speed in MB/s

they're worth fuck all anymore Mod K did a massive drop party the other day lmao
not sure if they're tradeable