Mfw it's the another episode of Italy pushing Germany's shit in at Saturday

>mfw it's the another episode of Italy pushing Germany's shit in at Saturday

just fucking end my life senpai

germany looks pretty strong my russbro

you should be happy ivan

:_:

No offense my man but I'm having a really hard time imagining Germany losing. Italy could pull off a win against Spain and even Belgium, but the German squad is on a whole 'nother level

At least you aren't English bruv

people said the same in 2012

might be a Volga-German
Also WW2 was the best thing that could happen to Russia.

Ivan, we will do this!

You will see awesomeness happening and a curse broken

Doubt Germany will loose

>no European team can win in South American soil

Can you please all stop making "oh no italy", "oh boy italy will surely rip our asshole apart next game", "i adore cock of all shapes and colors, also italy will win" threads?

Y'all cowards don't even use real banter. Too many friendlies to be true.

Why should it stop though? Just using the fucking statistics here, tournaments records speak for themselves

'even belgium'

>le smug anime refugee queen

Oh come on it's our turn to get underestimated and pull a cheeky win this time

>not adoring cock of all shapes and colors
weak

oh boy italy will surely rip our asshole apart next game

but you guys are too strong this time, everyone know this is the perfect game for you

nobody scored to you in this cup, you have the best players in europe and the best coach

why are you not proud of your team? why are you not celebreting the next easy victory?

whe won only beacuse or team rested for one week, spain was not at full power

trust me, this time you are going to win for real

break the curse!

Fuck off with your lies and deceit, Mario

what exactly did you just say, my italian friend? i'll have you know we will absolutely lose the game against you again and there's no way to change this

b-but im cheering for you german bro, there is no way to win for us

not even if we use "that"...im right other italian anons?

>Everybody thinks we are smug fucks
>Italy begs us to be smug fucks
Winning this would perhaps even be bigger than 7:1 to us 2bh

Give Südtirol to Österreich and stop lying.

are you saying you are NOT proud of your country?

what kind of german are you? a refugee one?

SHUT UP, DON'T MENTION THAT NEVER EVER

rule 1/b FINOCCHIO

Belgium are the 3rd favorites to win the whole thing and are arguably a better team all-around then 5pa1n

I am, trust me.
I just also do what every German does...
>Özil is such a faggot and a Kanacke
>Khedira shouldn't play like ever
>Löw is such a meme
>Götze sucks
>I would have nominated the following 23 players that never played for Germany once
I celebrate every win like it was equal to winning the cup, get drunk and shitpost as soon as I get home since I never have beer left at this point.

Being proud of the own country doesn't mean I see them as the winner of a match literally 4 days before that very match

Both side trying to put the pression on each other. Cute.

LOOK OVER HERE, ITALIIAN BROS!!!! :O:O:O:O:::::OOOOO

Belgium otherwise literally known as the devils are the real threat to both of us doesn't matter what happens"!!!

that's why i love you guys, you are the only european people with some brain (but i still hate that old fatass Merkel)

lelgium are a joke team, not even worth to mention them now

>but i still hate that old fatass Merkel
Everybody does. It's just like we have 6 relevant parties in Germany and the four parties of the middle all support her, including the two biggest parties and one """"""""""""""opposition"""""""""""""" party.
So wat do?
The left winged opposition is even worse and the right winged opposition is what I vote.

I was just making fun about Lelgium. They would get crushed by you, us and even France. Perhaps even Icelel.

We just try to keep calm over here regarding our national team.

>mexico can't get past the quarters
oh wait

typical italian kike, look at those flattering lies

t. Schlomo Venezia

non rompete la cabala crucchi schifosi

PORCO DIO

Va bene così?

ora fai un post dove dici che vincono loro e siamo a posto

Viva la merkel viva i turchi sabato ci fanno il culo. Scusa ma adesso non ho fantasia

>crucchi
I RECOGNIZE THAT FROM HARRY POTTER

its a nice, warm and likeable italian word used to call anons like you

va bene va bene basta che non interrompi il flusso della cabala

coglioni, fa tutto parte del piano

sry bru

NOT THIS TIME
WE WILL BREAK THE CURSE
THIS WILL BE THE GAME THAT BREAKS MEME MAGIC

MODE CHANGE
EVOLUTION
SUPER FORM

>mfw gotze starts as CF again

YOU'RE RIGHT WE'RE GONNA GET KEKED SO HARD WE'L HAVE TO KISS MUTTI'S FEET FOR A HUNDRED YEARS

yes YES, that's the spirit my german bro!

WE CAN'T WIN THIS TIME PLEASE BE GENTLE

>Bigger than 7:1

>tfw Löw is being super relaxed about the game
>tfw he said it's gonna be just like brazil
>he gave the team a fucking day off to relax instead of train

WHY IS HE SO CONFIDENT
WHAT'S HIS SECRET PLAN

i'm going to italy for vacation on the 2nd.
gonna collect tears for my collection.

he already lost to us, he already taste the italian BBC

what if he loved it? what if he want to taste it again?

sniffing his balls

>ultra satan quads

this is a sign

alongside with Colombia and Méjico, biggest meme around

>best coach
yea right, Jogi "I like to sniff my balls and asshole while coaching " Löw.

You just KNOW that Löw will do something stupid because it's Italy and thereby break up the flow

He still refuses to take the entire blame for 2012

>checked

So
He's a man. A real man. Real men sniff their balls.

THANK YOU SATAN

yeah, thats something every italians do here during a g

WAIT A SECOND

LOW IS AN INFILTRATED ITALIAN TRAITOR WORKING AGAINST THE GERMAN PEOPLE

who /porcamadonna/ here?

>real man.
Nivea-Boy is a faggot and a hack. I'm torn between rooting for our Man-Shaft to win or to lose so Löw gets canned.

germans are onorary italians

>Fritz going to italy for vacation
Don't forget sandals!

fuck yeah i won't.
maybe gonna watch the match with some locals in sicilily.

Italy have been the strongest team so far. No problem with pushing Germany's shit in.

>mfw I thought it was a myth but then I actually saw germans doing this

The swedes aren't safe either.

im conviced you all are trying to jinx italy baka 2bh pham

delet this


no but seriously every normal person knows the term socken mit sandalen to be the red flag sign of someone being an utter twat.

yet, whenever i visit somewhere south of the wall aka alps theres heaps of crispy burnt red fatmen, driving 500k€ camping trucks, drinking beer from cans and sitting naked at the beach with fucking socks and sandals.
lower middle class germans are such entitled niggers.

Belmopan?

yes but i only work here

where in sicily m8?
tell me so I can come and stab you :)

rare