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STAMKOS IS COMING HOME LADS

First for reddit

>laffs delusions
Makes me kek every time

James Fink
@BfloBizJimFink

A growing buzz in some NHL circles that high profile FAs (Babcock last year) and Stamkos are using Sabres as a 'leverage' for better deals

lel

You may only reply to this post if >your last 3 captains were drafted, retired, and played exclusively for >your team

>Yzerman
>Lidstrom
>Zetterberg
>likely Larkin

>Stamkos
>Leafs
Just what they need, another fucking center. Get some wingers and dmen and maybe you could make the playoffs in a couple of years.

>yfwswtc

Avs casual here, how did we do in the draft?

>Kadri
>Matthews

Every other center on our team is shit. Bozak, Laich, Holland are all garbage. And dont worry friend, we'll get some wingers and dmen with our infinite cap space in the next couple years.

pfff check out this moron

who needs defense when you just signed fredrik andersen

>lucic has had meetings with vancouver and edmonton
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

nothing special but you didn't do something dumb like blow your pick on some no-name D man or pass on pulu like SOME retarded GMs did

Can I get a reply from a non-tripfag? They tend to know nothing about hockey.

You did okay. Solid but uninspired.

Ty

No one really knows until they hit the ice

Vancouver fans are not welcome.

>0 cups

Minnesota fans are not welcome.

>0 cups

i know what country the conn smythe winner was from

and the vezina

and the norris

oh look america did that thing where they know nothing about hockey again, someone get the camera

Ottawa, Winnipeg, Atlanta, Nashville, Buffalo, San Jose, Arizona not welcome
>0 cups

What can be done to make hockey more diverse?

Look Canada did that thing where none of their teams won the cup again

At least ZERO of us are as pathetic as Hongcouver lel

How do I filter tripfags on mobile?

This

Vancouver Millionaires played in a wholly different era than now.

>tfw we'll see the next great mexican hockey player since gomez

my junior team drafted a finn in the import draft today

are finns, dare i say it lads, back?

>mfw my team is so irrelevant you didn't even list it

Only Hasb, Leafs, and Wongs fans welcome

>Less than 10 cup wins

he had to do this otherwise matthews wouldnt be able to play in canada

salsa?

LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
>amexicans BTFO
Nice "white" country you have there

doesn't change the fact that only a moron with zero hockey knowledge would state that vancouver has zero cups

lifelong leafs fan here

mats sundin is still on the roster, right?

Eric Lindros' best moment was when Scott Stevens hit him for good

>EXCUSE ME, BUT YOU ARE TECHNICALLY WRONG!!

I bet you're a hoot in social gatherings

>BOOHOO I GOT PROVED WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING
just stop giving him (You)s, retard

you aren't "technically wrong", you're simply wrong

>Modano
>Morrow
>Benn

Well almost

>Didn't even play in the NHL
>Played in the fucking PCHA and CHL
>Irrelevant meme cups

>G-Guys w-we have a cup I s-swear


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That not nice

>NUMBERS LIKE ONE AND ZERO ARE CONFUSING AND TECHNICAL!!!

sure hope your GF is in charge of the finances

>what is context

Perennially second place

Brett Hull is a faggot and >we should have a cup fuck you

It's okay lumbus, you have pulju now-

How come we don't count Ottawa's cup wins? Do we count their cup wins?

brett hull's biggest career accomplishment was being featured on a free poster that came with the noma snowrider GT

and even then i remember being disappointed at the time because i thought the poster was of bret hart

it's not like an american team can or ever will be successful if they don't fill key roster positions with canadians. passing on pulu wasn't a popular decision, but it was a smart and correct one.

for current teams no

pretty sure that's what everyone is implying when they're talking about who has cups

if you are a shitty city and you lose a team, your punishment is you lose their accomplishments

>montreal unironically paying andrew shaw 24 million

Hahahahaha. Man am I glad he's gone. Enjoy that one cucknada.

>Sabrefags still mad

Hull was the best sharp shooter of all time behind Bossy

why do stinky smelly foreigners like grease and slovakia have to follow MY team?

Bossy, Ovie, Richard, and Mario were all better faggot.

I think some of those cups were won with rules that allowed six skaters.

But we don't count previous wins in Vancouver or Winnipeg as cup wins. Those franchises just have the decency to not hang banners about it.

any /lifelong edmonton oilers fans here? Where you from?

St. Albert here.

Lads, why do tripfags think we need to remember them and their opinions on hockey?

Is this a sign of crippling autism?

Do you consider Canadians to be stinky foreigners? Don't worry I'm white,

>Ovi
>better than Hull

>osgood isnt HoF material
>won 3 cups and posted 1.55 GAA and .930 sv% in the playoffs in 2008

Ovi is the best pure goal scorer since Mario and Wayne you giant retard. Have you actually looked at his numbers or are you just a shitposting 3rd world retard?

Because your best forward was Czech

My grandmum is from Etonia
My mum is from Moose Jaw
I'm from North Battleford

They don't have a life so tripfags create an internet identity to replace their lack of human interaction.

One was won mainly by Vernon
Him and Recchi deserve to be in HOF way more than Lindross

He's not even as good as Bure

I trip in other generals so I can post stupid opinions and get replies.

Interesting.

The only people who have business tripping here are the pro scout and kippers so we can ask for ass.

>LUCIC - MCDAVID - PULJUJÄRVI CONFIRMED
Where were you when Oilers were confirmed to win the stan lee's cup?

He literally has multiple seasons where he scored as many goals as Lemieux did and people debate whether Mario would have been better than Wayne without the cancer, etc.

Ovie's team fucking sucks though and this isn't an era where 2-3 players can meme their way to a cup and win it alone now that teams actually play defense and goalies aren't shit.

because your team is what would happen if you sorted players by value and started picking from the low end with your eyes closed which results in quite a few europeans

some of us don't need to hide behind a frosted window to obscure our identities

being user is like half a step up from being a phoneposter

hey newfie bro, what's up? Disregard that fool, we don't care about him, it's not >his team anyway. Fuck him. I can't wait for the new season to find us all healthy and with plenty of time and minimal worries to watch games together. Along with the portuguese bro and all the other Devils fans, the most multicultural fan base in /hoc/.

So everyone is in agreement that Buchnevich will be the next Ovechkin but without the choking right?

Red Deer

As we say over on /r/hockey, Osgood gets into the Hall of Very osGOOD. Never a dominant player and didn't define an era.

Upvoted anyway, it was a good question.

will marner and nylander play on the wing

Soon.

ooh let me guess

you're reliable ecchi deliverer sniper

fucking BUST

>scoring on goalies that looked like this

More net than a fishing boat

>36 chambers

>his internet ego would not let him read that post without responding

No I'm an /nfl/ and /mlb/ trip.

>rags

Lucic is such a fucking doofus

He's playing for the Rangers. So he'll be like Ovechkin but with even more choking.

...

Devils ice girls are some of the uglier ones mate.

>Del Zotto

Good times

Schenider is the next Brodeur

I agree.
t. Debbie fan

Too old. But he is one of the most underrated goalies in the league and the only reason NJ hasn't finished 30th the past few years.

people in poo jersey are absolutely disgusting this is the best they get

too bad he's wasting his talent playing on this generation's Devils team. Like Lundqvist.

oh

well good luck staying awake through 1,458 innings this year

god i hope lucic ends up in dallas or some shit, i don't want him dragging the edmonton boys down right before they're set to take off

>mfw we had brodeur and cujo at the same time

>now we have an american and a swede

Etzikom here

DUDE

>Etzikom
How many people there? You and your grandma?

What do they mean by this?

>Vancouver
>Toronto
The two most disgusting places on planet Earth.

>caitlyn trying to Sup Forums post again

Literally should be scrubbed from existence with an H-bomb

>furries AND rapefugees
Dear god we need 2 walls