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Were you good this year, /cum/?

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A nazi santa
delete this!

first for
>tfw no gf

cousin talked to me yesterday in a familiar dinner and told me her sister wants to have a child with her couple but they don't want to get a random donor.
she """hypothetically""" asked me how would I feel if they asked me to be the sperm donor, I said it'd be okay as long as I were absent in the child's first years of life and with a legal document that bans me from taking any legal action with the child in case I went all paternal and shit.
What would you do /cum/? I'm sweating bullets right now.

Third for tfw no bf

is this better?

no, now I triggered, I will call janny, and the ACLU and the southern poverty law center on you.

Time to unwrap my presents

this year blew

i predicted 9/11 and didn't warn anyone

I'll take the one on the right, you can have the lesbo.

What's aclu?

>opening presents on christmas eve
its not fair!

American Civil Liberties Union

It's exceptionally leftist

no lewd posting
aclu.org/
group of lawyers that help prosecute anything that violates peoples rights based on discrimination of any prejudicial type.

my grandmother just said "user doesn't have any social skills" and "I hope he isn't watching porn on the computer all day"

so a group of jews that tries to sue people for whatever reasons

Kike lawyers

bought 200 tokens on mfc and now my banks fraud dept is trying to calling but i'm too embarrassed to admit it was a legit purchase.

HOPE I GET A NEW GUN FOR CHIRSSYMAS

tell her this one is for her
yeah, that basically is what we call lawyers.

take the L pham

All 2D lesbians are weak to the dick.

Yeah

yep that is as Tennesseean as one gets

I am sorry.

Overwatch is a 3D game though.

""""""""3D"""""""""

>he doesn't celebrate Christmas

Can't be trusted imo

I really want soft serve ice cream rn

i hope my grandpa gives me his ar-15 for christmas
were going shooting tomorrow so i'm crossing my fingers

Are you the guy that has the nugget?

i wish

true

Are non-Christians really people though?

2D just means anime and videogames

3DPD is real

There's this graffiti at my cousin's house lmao

define "celebrate"

why is /cum/ so slow america is literally most of this site

tell her at least your not going to die soon

its christmas eve and /cum/ has the most normies of any general.

kids used to do this when I was little

It's the 24th

>celebrating a dead kike on a stick

i wasn't born yesterday guys this thread is like 1/3 the speed of /brit/ year round

Delet this, he was your savior too

give me attention

t. Mohammed Ali Ahmed "gas the arabs, berber pride worldwide" Al-Arabiya

Nope.

It's Christmas Eve and North Americans actually celebrate Christmas.

Sup Forums is a yuropoor/3rd world containment board, most americans don't touch this place

Flag disregarded.

like i said, /cum/ is full of normies. its always slow on weekends and holidays.

doesn't everyone have a nugget?

Because a large number of Bongs exclusively browse /brit/. Most Americans are too busy falling for bait threads to browse /cum/

One of my wisdom teeth is coming out and I can't open my mouth properly
It's extremely frustrating

post Christmas content

preferably with nazis in it

No more please

US doesn't need a general. This site is our general.

I don't

its a much smaller, closer and more personal general

Who's the best composer of classical music, and why is it Dvořák?

>Dvořák
>

All of my wisdom teeth came out when I was 11 and it didn't hurt me at all

I got lucky

Canada and New Zealand have my least favorite posters

cara

...

Shit that's lucky
I'm 23 I wasn't able to eat a burger today because I couldn't open my mouth enough
I had to eat it like a gay Brit with a knife and fork

I'm currently snorting cocaine and have wanked 4 times in a row. I feel absolutely fucking fantastic. Think I might spend some time here. Opinions? Side question: how much is cocaine in murrca? I bought 3.5 grams for £200

are they still cheap there? they are about $175~ here

>Dvořák
>not Bach or Mozart
you know he just emulated these guys

You guys are alright but New Z*aland is literally trash

i only buy it like twice a year but its 100/gram. VERY good chance the dudes ripping me off though but the shits pure at least.

>snorting cocaine by yourself on christmas eve

nigger go to a bar or something at least

why would you spend all that money when you could just drink some tap water?

SANTA ISNT REAL

Hello /cum/
Is it okay if i post here for tonight

No idea, I haven't really looked into it

the first time I saw this I thought htey were writing H2O and if was a kiddie gang that called themselves water

...

why are you with your family?

that's a depressing way to spend Eve

I snorted coke on Christmas with friends last year

ocaine is such a bullshit drug. its so expensive and lasts like 15mins. just smoke crack like a man.

Welcome to /cum/. Cause no trouble.

he's traveling right now, you're wrong

key phrase is "with friends"

Thank you friend

Only if you denounce socialism/communsim and you like guns

only for tonight since its christmas

All are welcome tonight.

t. no teeth havin ass nigga

all my friends have gone home until tomorrow night but the guy we buy off won't be about on christmas day so i bought £800 worth today for the party tommorow and i had a line in my car and it just spiralled out of control. shits ofcuk ed up i'm so horny but i can't get my dick hard i've came with a soft dick like 4 times in a row

youtube.com/watch?v=bASvwP2U_m8

WHY AREN'T YOU FAGS WAITING FOR JIZZUS?
SHAME ON YOU

crack is exactly the same as coke, fa m. its really not that bad for you.

Oh shit, completely forgot about him

ban guns for christmas xx

>crack is exactly the same as coke
not really. crack has to be synthesized with all sorts of shit
cocaine doesn't it just needs to be turned into a paste and dried
that's why you can get large amounts of crack out of a little amount of cocaine

guns for everyone in the name of Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour

>tfw no more word captchas
>tfw no more goofy captcha comics

made correctly crack has the exact same effect and chemical make up of cocaine.