Be shit at rugby

>be shit at rugby
>play american football
>be shit at cricket
>play baseball
>be shit at hockey
>play ice hockey
>be shit at football
>play basketball
>be shit at F1
>play nascar

Is the USA the most beta nation in terms of professional sports?

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I don't understand the whole "Black people can't swim" stereotype. Why would this even exist?

Based Argentina.

How come nobody ever banters Japan about baseball or Eastern Europe about basketball or Scandinavia about hockey

>going from 7 kids to 1 kid in the space of a few minutes without being guilt of any crime

Sounds good to me

No (useable) swimming pools in the inner city.

>Be shit at holding the Falkland Islands
>Play blame England for everything

>holding
But we were trying to steal them from Britain

>there are people that unironically watch field hockey

Yes. They are.

The biggest >women sport we have is femenine field hockey, people watch it for the asses

Why do you want us to play those sports?

>Them names
No wonder nobody takes them seriously.

Does MURKA! allow parents to choose anything for their kids' names?

yes

>poor ass nigga
rugby
baseball
hockey
football / basketball

>rich nigga
gridiron football
cricket
ice hockey

If other countries ever get good at those shitty american sports. Would America officially nuke themselves?

>be shit at life

>live in Argentina

WEW

Field hockey is really popular in schools here.

BTFO

Vicious

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

its kind of happening
>yugoslavia has as many basketball world cups as USA and it hasnt existed since decades

I'm assuming you're not referring to hockeyin that statement

...

damn

They have denser bones on average so they have less buoyancy and thus are often worse swimmers

black parents don't want to pay for lessons, would rather buy weaves and malt liquor

Thread over

We weren't allowed to include NBA players on our international roosters until 1992

it's more hilarious when you realize that the initial guy who panicked survived and everyone else that tried to help him died

>all these American"s" quoting this post
>the posters count doesn't grow

this

I've seen an inner city high school

It was maybe 8 feet deep at the lowest point, and about 30 feet long

#Chile'd

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NBA players barely take the regular season seriously, do you really expect them to care about FIBA? James, Curry and Westbrook also aren't going to Rio and they'll likely still get some medal.

You got BTFO, bud

>this embarrassing samefagging

Heh

Wait

You can't name your child whatever you want outside the states?

Wtf I love America now

>Have supposed GOAT in a sport
>Have sport be your favorite by a landslide
>Win absolutely nothing in it

huh...

I'm sure Japan has won the handegg world cup more times than the USA

Yea.
mentalfloss.com/article/25034/8-countries-fascinating-baby-naming-laws

You've been BTFO, Ahmed

We've won 2 WCs, 13 CAs, lot of Olympic medals and u23 tourneys

The only title we haven't won is the u17 WC, which is dominated by Africans


You started watching football 5 years ago?

When was the last time you won something?

That's just brutal

In football? 2008

It's the most popular sport in the world by a long shot, with more federations than UN members. We can't win every single years

>be shit at rugby
>play american football
Hayne busted out after one season on a practice squad
>be shit at cricket
>play baseball
Also doesn't happen, MLB would be full of pooinloos
>be shit at hockey
>play ice hockey
Literally never happened
>be shit at football
>play basketball
This only works for 7foot lanklets, and most of them are still shit
>be shit at F1
>play nascar
Makes sense, driving a car is not a sport

We would just invent new sports if that ever happens, but for the forseeable future we the best at football and basketball. European teams are gaining on us in basketball though especially with the advantage club teams have over college as evidenced in the most recent drafts. Luckily we have a larger talent pool than these other countries.