christmas in the colonies edition
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blackpink in your area...
montreal is one of the most aesthetic cities in this country
shame there are so many frogs
Remember the Panama Papers? that was 3 years ago
bit tipsy bit full bit happy bit sad bit fucking sick of these old fucking kiwi cunts being old fucking twats
Happy Holidays :)
Kill you are self
need to see karen having a wee
kys yourself
Canadians are all frogs
david, we wonder
Its 1/3 anglo bruh
joyous kwanzaa, brother
a little early I know, but if I had my way it would be an all year round celebration
any flip flappers man in?
really want to shag Aisling Bea
Canada's PM birthday today lads
wish him a happy birthday
not long til christmas lunch lads
get hype
>ham
>chicken
>pork (haram)
>seafood
lads lads lads haha
i'm very sad ngl
>no Turkey
You Muslim or summi?
happy bday juzza
i am
hated for loving
leafs FUCK OFF
please be nice
hope youre all goood dude, whats the matter?
i felt like shit and very lonely today desu until i listened to songs i loved hey, and suddenly i'd had all the company i could've asked for
same desu
I am a little bit of loneliness a little bit of disregard
Handful of complaints but I can’t help the fact that everyone can see these scars
I am what I want you to want what I want you to feel
But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you, to just believe this is real
So I let go, watching you, turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here 'cause you're all that I got
on christmas day we do not bully leafs
ohhhh its a lonely day
apparently the so called mum didn't want to do turkey this year because she reckons not many people eat it
just being lazy I reckon haha
alright, I got another 2 hours then
my mummy doesn't do chicklen because we all agreed it tastes worse than any other common meat
sad!
you carmed down now yeah
taken the edge off your buzz yeah
ill have some
Merry Christmas, lads. Except those fanny liberal lefty types who obviously fucking hate it, you lot can go suck a Muslim ballbag
friendly reminder that if you're not having a christmas roast you should really just end it
really cute when german girls make that rhl sound
rush to danger, wind up nowhere
no
listening to system of DOWN
I've got hte knife to my throat
wat r u going 2 do about it lol
senpai......
it's never her, and this troubles me less as the realisation grows older in my mind
pepperoni and green peppers mushrooms olives chives
its true
here I am going to say
and ruin you're are christmas dinners
turkey is a meme
>not heading down to the beach for a Barby
pom detected
watch it chrissy
Nothing's gonna hurt you baby
As long as you're with me, you'll be just fine
Nothing's gonna hurt you baby
Nothing's gonna take you from my side
this is my meme song of the month
Why are there still so many rushing commuters on weekend mornings?
rock and roll sith lord
*sneaks downstairs*
*looks under the tree*
hmm, none of these presents are boyfriend-shaped...
remember when crystal castles were cutting edge and cool
peters pecker picked another pickle bearing pussy pepper
don't know what i wanted
i have a memory
back at that party
i was all over her
we didn't make out
or do anything
i just remember
i was lonely
i guess i am always
it's not a problem
it's just something
i got used to it
every stranger
makes me feel safer
and every person
seems more beautiful
Can't sleep because I've got no weed
fucked up big time
sorry, royal mail strikes mean he won't be there til January now
drunk girl asked to take a picture with me last night
not sure if it was for her 'look at these handsome men i spend time with' gallery or her 'look at these hideous subhuman specimens' gallery
most likely the latter
aha xox
>Tfw youtubve stops playing videos
uuurggh >.> anyone else hat ethe holidays??
it's a good day to hide
>holidays
FOY
it's pouring with rain intermittently m8, very haram weather
> the colonies
Please don't refer to us in that way. It's very offensive.
It would be like an Italian calling your country "Il Colonia" instead of by its name.
I'm armed to the teeth
Like a fucking animal
I ruin everything
I get my bony hands on
Got up at 3am on Christmas because i have awful diarrhea from sinking a bottle of Irish mist
Fucksake
ah yes that early afternoon shit to try and make room for dinner
one of the better christmas traditions
chag sameach, goy
Father Christmas is on strike too? :c
hahaha had some housewives take a photo with me a couple of years back
reckon it was some sort of stitch up desu
didn't get me da a present lads
cunt is impossible to buy for, asked him countless times, cheap bastard would prefer to wait for the sales after Christmas
some unfestive cunt broke rudolph's nose so Padre Chrimbus had to resort to other means
That's fair enough lad he's saving you money
Bet you're a Quebecois
It's not a bad idea 2bh, my mum always tells us to just wait until the sales if we're going to buy anything expensive
got a sore bum from errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr sitting on dining chairs too long
I was just told by a gas station clerk that I was the most polite customer he'd ever spoken with.
The irony here is that I was mostly raised by television and video games, my parents mostly ignored me. "Everywhere you look, everywhere you go. There's a heart (There's a heart), a hand to hold onto."
107 scrobbles
but I didn't, no-one ever does, and I would, no-one ever will
can't you see it's all flown out of my hands
Don't see any irony here mate
Bet you're an Abo.
Lay off the petrol.
Did you suck his cock? How could anyone be considered any more polite than anyone else, you're talking to them for maybe 30 seconds
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2 minutes in he goes hard on P Money
sums up what everyone thinks about him perfectly
IT'S LIKE RAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
Nah
Would you like us to refer to your country as "the colonies" Bruce?
all me
Yeah, you are aren't you
Only some quebecois grub could be that petty
Couldn't give two fucks mate
By Allah, I have encountered cases of cancer, caused directly by pictures posted on social media accounts.
good on you dude
>not HEEMing their wombs with your semen
already behind on the back log
reckon thats enough to get me dark and opposite of chipper
going to bed
nice to see you
to see you nice
good night
nice mention lad.
big up big up
I could I could I won't I will I may
STEP INTO CHRISTMAS
STEP INTO CHRISTMAS
STEP INTO CHRISTMAS
STEP INTO CHRISTMAS
STEP INTO CHRISTMAS
WITH ME!
yeah some were cute too should have cracked on
*turns on TV*
ah yes, seems Film4 have splashed out on film licenses
Posting my hospital discard letter from this summer. They were concerned because my liver was very fatty due to heavy daily drinking for 6 years but one area was spared of fat and so could be an abcess or tumour. It wasnt and I had a scan the other day and my liver is asgood as new :)
oi mum wants to know how far off you guys are
everyone else is here waiting to eat
Which one do you think is P money?
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goodnight u
and sleep tite
and i will see you again shortly
Literally seen this comment on reddit earlier
They were a lot better things you could've taken from that thread
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