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christmas in the colonies edition

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blackpink in your area...

montreal is one of the most aesthetic cities in this country

shame there are so many frogs

Remember the Panama Papers? that was 3 years ago

bit tipsy bit full bit happy bit sad bit fucking sick of these old fucking kiwi cunts being old fucking twats

Happy Holidays :)

Kill you are self

need to see karen having a wee

kys yourself

Canadians are all frogs

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david, we wonder

Its 1/3 anglo bruh

joyous kwanzaa, brother

a little early I know, but if I had my way it would be an all year round celebration

any flip flappers man in?

really want to shag Aisling Bea

Canada's PM birthday today lads

wish him a happy birthday

not long til christmas lunch lads

get hype

>ham
>chicken
>pork (haram)
>seafood

lads lads lads haha

i'm very sad ngl

>no Turkey

You Muslim or summi?

happy bday juzza

i am

hated for loving

leafs FUCK OFF

please be nice

hope youre all goood dude, whats the matter?

i felt like shit and very lonely today desu until i listened to songs i loved hey, and suddenly i'd had all the company i could've asked for

same desu

I am a little bit of loneliness a little bit of disregard
Handful of complaints but I can’t help the fact that everyone can see these scars
I am what I want you to want what I want you to feel
But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you, to just believe this is real
So I let go, watching you, turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here 'cause you're all that I got

on christmas day we do not bully leafs

ohhhh its a lonely day

apparently the so called mum didn't want to do turkey this year because she reckons not many people eat it

just being lazy I reckon haha

alright, I got another 2 hours then

my mummy doesn't do chicklen because we all agreed it tastes worse than any other common meat

sad!

you carmed down now yeah
taken the edge off your buzz yeah
ill have some

Merry Christmas, lads. Except those fanny liberal lefty types who obviously fucking hate it, you lot can go suck a Muslim ballbag

friendly reminder that if you're not having a christmas roast you should really just end it

really cute when german girls make that rhl sound

rush to danger, wind up nowhere

no
listening to system of DOWN

I've got hte knife to my throat

wat r u going 2 do about it lol

senpai......

it's never her, and this troubles me less as the realisation grows older in my mind

pepperoni and green peppers mushrooms olives chives

its true

here I am going to say
and ruin you're are christmas dinners

turkey is a meme

>not heading down to the beach for a Barby
pom detected

watch it chrissy

Nothing's gonna hurt you baby
As long as you're with me, you'll be just fine
Nothing's gonna hurt you baby
Nothing's gonna take you from my side

this is my meme song of the month

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Why are there still so many rushing commuters on weekend mornings?

rock and roll sith lord

*sneaks downstairs*
*looks under the tree*

hmm, none of these presents are boyfriend-shaped...

remember when crystal castles were cutting edge and cool

peters pecker picked another pickle bearing pussy pepper

don't know what i wanted
i have a memory
back at that party
i was all over her
we didn't make out
or do anything
i just remember
i was lonely

i guess i am always
it's not a problem
it's just something
i got used to it
every stranger
makes me feel safer
and every person
seems more beautiful

Can't sleep because I've got no weed

fucked up big time

sorry, royal mail strikes mean he won't be there til January now

drunk girl asked to take a picture with me last night
not sure if it was for her 'look at these handsome men i spend time with' gallery or her 'look at these hideous subhuman specimens' gallery
most likely the latter
aha xox

>Tfw youtubve stops playing videos

uuurggh >.> anyone else hat ethe holidays??

it's a good day to hide

>holidays
FOY

it's pouring with rain intermittently m8, very haram weather

> the colonies
Please don't refer to us in that way. It's very offensive.

It would be like an Italian calling your country "Il Colonia" instead of by its name.

I'm armed to the teeth
Like a fucking animal
I ruin everything
I get my bony hands on

Got up at 3am on Christmas because i have awful diarrhea from sinking a bottle of Irish mist

Fucksake

ah yes that early afternoon shit to try and make room for dinner

one of the better christmas traditions

chag sameach, goy

Father Christmas is on strike too? :c

hahaha had some housewives take a photo with me a couple of years back

reckon it was some sort of stitch up desu

didn't get me da a present lads

cunt is impossible to buy for, asked him countless times, cheap bastard would prefer to wait for the sales after Christmas

some unfestive cunt broke rudolph's nose so Padre Chrimbus had to resort to other means

That's fair enough lad he's saving you money

Bet you're a Quebecois

It's not a bad idea 2bh, my mum always tells us to just wait until the sales if we're going to buy anything expensive

got a sore bum from errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr sitting on dining chairs too long

I was just told by a gas station clerk that I was the most polite customer he'd ever spoken with.

The irony here is that I was mostly raised by television and video games, my parents mostly ignored me. "Everywhere you look, everywhere you go. There's a heart (There's a heart), a hand to hold onto."

107 scrobbles

but I didn't, no-one ever does, and I would, no-one ever will

can't you see it's all flown out of my hands

Don't see any irony here mate

Bet you're an Abo.

Lay off the petrol.

Did you suck his cock? How could anyone be considered any more polite than anyone else, you're talking to them for maybe 30 seconds

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2 minutes in he goes hard on P Money

sums up what everyone thinks about him perfectly

IT'S LIKE RAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY

Nah

Would you like us to refer to your country as "the colonies" Bruce?

all me

Yeah, you are aren't you

Only some quebecois grub could be that petty
Couldn't give two fucks mate

By Allah, I have encountered cases of cancer, caused directly by pictures posted on social media accounts.

good on you dude

>not HEEMing their wombs with your semen

already behind on the back log
reckon thats enough to get me dark and opposite of chipper

going to bed
nice to see you
to see you nice

good night

nice mention lad.

big up big up

I could I could I won't I will I may

STEP INTO CHRISTMAS
STEP INTO CHRISTMAS
STEP INTO CHRISTMAS
STEP INTO CHRISTMAS
STEP INTO CHRISTMAS
WITH ME!

yeah some were cute too should have cracked on

*turns on TV*

ah yes, seems Film4 have splashed out on film licenses

Posting my hospital discard letter from this summer. They were concerned because my liver was very fatty due to heavy daily drinking for 6 years but one area was spared of fat and so could be an abcess or tumour. It wasnt and I had a scan the other day and my liver is asgood as new :)

oi mum wants to know how far off you guys are

everyone else is here waiting to eat

Which one do you think is P money?

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goodnight u

and sleep tite

and i will see you again shortly

Literally seen this comment on reddit earlier

They were a lot better things you could've taken from that thread

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