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Hi Sup Forums
How can I make quick cash?
Legal or otherwise
I need $3700 in 24 hours or i'll be forced to move states.
I'll do anything except whore my supply virgin butthole out or kill someone

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gather what money you have and get ready to move

Suck nigger dicks for cheap.

>sell drugs
>don't get caught
>profit

Story

Got any assets? You can take out a loan with your car/house as collateral.

Id rather not because i have no money only debt
This place is all I have

And I meant supple virgin butthole
Not supply

I'll wire you a grand if you stick a pen inside of your penis hole with proof

get a loan

Sell weed.

LEVEL=Very Hard

Buy popular drugs like cocaine mdma and sell it to your friends

Get a fucking job

Whore yourself online every hour.

Hey annon I can help you.
Do you have pay day loans in the US?

Sell a kidney

get cash from your friends/family
pay later

get a bank loan you fucking retard

Payment day loans will fucking kill you. You will end up with 50,000 in debt quick.

Nigger detected.

dude you have no choice.
get packin

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You could rob a bank. The cash should hold you over until you have to go to prison.

>be me
>25
>have nice ish home (150k value) mortgage paid (it was left to me by my father)
>work part time at retail store because im too lazy to find a real job
>get mixed up in ice and end up owing a lot of money to some really bad people
Im off it now for 5 months but still a bad situation

They threw rocks through my windows and set my fucking lawn on fire
I got jumped last week but escaped because people were walking there dog and yelled at my "attackers"

Just an awful situation, I can move back home to my moms in Colorado but id rather just pay these junkie faggots and go on with my life

Invent a time machine. Stop being a lazy piece of shit 10 years ago so this kinda stuff doesnt happen. Problem solved

Why do you owe so much money

I have a very disposable income thanks to blackmailing my parents and a few others. I do not have to lift a finger to earn my bread.


I may be able to give you some dough. Buttt, you will have to put in a LOT of work afterwards. Double the amount of effort you would have put in otherwise.

And there would be no turning back.

You in?

wtf did you do? borrow money from the mob?

Go to some rich area old dude gay club or sauna and just start gulping down dicks for 50 bucks if you're good looking enough some old hags might actually pay you that money. 74 Loads and you're golden.

>go back to school
>learn there is no free lunch

Prepare your things, time to move. Take it as a blessing my man, new place new you.

Im in the same boat though bro, I need to find 2k by the end of the month or my license will be revoked for a full year, and I live out in the country, its impossible to do anything here without a vehicle. Youre just gunna have to roll with the punches man

These tunes may help

kek

In

My mom is unemployed and has no money, don't have any friends that are worth more then shit to be honest

My credit is bad, I already have a loan I was trying to pay off

Im considering this, whags the worst that could happen? And how far down?

Not OP but fuck man I'll do that for a grand

Why would I have to do?

'Clean' for 5 months off "ice"
>these junkie faggots
You've got a long way to go before you go casting your own stones fucking tweeker.

>be faggot
>ask op to take part in red room
>op will probably

>My credit is bad, I already have a loan I was trying to pay off

you're clearly shit at managing your finances, declare bankruptcy, start again and learn to live within your means

source: not being a retard

Thanks for the kind words user
I may end up moving
I sold weed when I was in my teens and didn't smoke so it was all overhead.. I may get into that again maybe

Alright. What is your name? What do I call you by?

first one to email me with paypal and proof gets the money

Checked
Well still, its hard man
I was wastig away and wasn't proud of it

[email protected]

Not OP,

Please wire me $3700 instead and I will give it to the local cats charity. Just for fun.

I am rich and do not need the money

call me mcfaggot

Checked

OP here, I feel like if I stick a pen down my dickhole for $1,000 I wont actually get $1,000, just a pen stuck in my dick

please refer to

OP here
I love cats and I would be happy to see this money to go a cat charity actually
Id sooner give it to cats in need if I was in a position to do so

I rounded it up to $5000, check your paypal

Recieved, thanks Bro.

Want to leave a note for the cat guys?

You may have been here a little longer than I thought

You're not supposed to be proud of pumping your body full of meth, that's why you don't start in the first place.
Let me guess the free place to live with the barely any effort nessesary to sustain life led to a small excess of money and you said you wouldn't be like one of those junkies, you could maintain...
Kill and Rob junkie
Cops show up, to a robbed dead junkie, don't give a fuck and rubber stamp "junkie/drug deal gone bad" on the paperwork.
No more debt
No more junkies
No more problems.

goddamn right

Tell him youre giving this money because youve raped and burned cats since you hit puberty, and your therapist thought this would be the best way to get over it

$3700 in 24 hours? Eve selling your ass, you'll come up short. 10/10 hookers don't make that kinda cash that fast. Your only hope...bank robbery. You don't need a gun, just a note...they are trained to had that shit over...and make yourself look recognizable for the cameras, but not obviously looking like a robber when you walk in.

but then jail

UN recognizable that is

better also checked

Get in, get out quick. Watch out for dye packs slipped in with the cash. Police response is like a few minutes after they pull the alarm. Dont use your own car.

Check and this
I'll do anything illegal
Low risk though..

OK, this will now be a cash donation!

OP, One last chance. Timestamp your forehead, roll on your back and try to suck your own dick. Take a pic in that position giving your best Jack Nicholson grin.

Do this sir and I will re-divert all funds to your chosen Paypal.

Emailed

do this op

Or hit a check cashing place, not a federal crime, but not likely to hand the cash over without you flashing a gun either.

I feel like that could only go poorly for me in the end
Not that anyone cares about me or would ever see it but you know
It would be me with my dick in my mouth and no money

I can get a handgun
Maybe a revolver

All cocaine user should day, starting by you, faggot, you deserve it

So close to redemption.

If only he believed.

I-i don't know what it said

Theres nothing to lose OP,this isnt that bad,id do it even if money wasnt involved

otherwise, you'll have to hit a few places in quick succession if you're hitting bodegas and gas stations. each will only score you a few hundred at a time if you're lucky

start paying and see if theyll take it bit by bit or they wont get any cause theyll wind up killing you i mean whats the best option there they get there money or they dont get it what do you think they will take

Here you go my friend!
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Good luck and god speed :^)

One of those predatory payday loan type deals might be your best bet tbh. It's a shitty option but it's an option.

OP what state are you in? I've always wanted to hunt someone.
If you survive for 24 hours you can keep the money.

For a good Nicholson I will round it up to the $5000 for him too.

Give me your paypal, and proof that it's you.

I laughed but fuck thats crazy
I must be fucking retarded for thinking about it for even a few seconds
Im in NJ

You know an English girl called Susi?

Do you have a throw away email?
Mine is [email protected]
I can timestamp and show you my dirt lawn, that was burnt by the junkies..

I know New Jersey well. Town?

Gonna need some proof before I start throwing cash about, user.

Where in NJ op?
I got a job for you and i'll pay you 2k
If you are near Clark I got a BnE for you, heavy stuff to grab though and the guy is fucked

OP, are you doing the $5000 pic I requested?

If not, taking my money and going to bed.

I really want to believe, because believe me i'd get my dick in my mouth in a heart beat if it got me 5k
That would pay my debt and then some
Id put on a Nicolson face that would win an emmy

Calm down mate, lets not forget who's who here.

Go to bed faggot, 7pm is past bedtime for summer fags anyway

too much money, too little time. Here is your best bet:

take whatever money you have and put it on a casino roulette at 35 to one. If you win and are halfway there bet on Red. If you are not make as many bets as you can at 35 to one that will net 3700 as you can.

if you lost, rob a bank

Not OP, but I would be so up for this, given the right sum and proper bush equiptment

Probably they are going to burn your home down you should probably had buyed a shotgun or a gun say im gonna pay you but shoot some random shots in the air.
sounds hard bla bla bla consequences bla bla bla but will keep you safe but 3400 it is kinda of a lot of money you should give them at least a 100 a week.
that would keep them kinda stable or 200 a week.

I'm in

This is your best option other than leaving. As a former drug dealer, some money is better than no money. Just make sure you have a nice chunk of it to start with.

This looks fuckign stupid but I don't know how else to prove it
My "lawn" and a cut on my hand from the jumping
I feel like an idiot posting this because to me it wouldnt really make a case

and i think the pic is upsidedown

OP THIS! take it!

Dont even have to have dick in mouth, just best effort will do.

Dick must be in frame though in vicinity of face. I wont lie, the picture will become a meme.

You will be naked, I will be naked, we have to make our weapons and tools. There will be a large fence around the area, about 2 miles square.
You will enter at one end. The gate will lock behind you. I will enter at the other end. The money will be there, tape it to your body.
If you can evade me for 24 hours, the gates open, you're free. If you can kill me within that time, you can take my money vest too.

OP here, thats too far away and I don't have a vehicle just transit
Otherwise i would

I wish you the best man. Moving isnt really a big deal either, it only just seems so.

But let me ask, what org do you owe money to? and how serious do they seem? Any threats or retaliations so far?

Capital is a funny thing, and is not the same as paper money, Why dont you find some bored veterans in your area, excersize neighborhood watches, establish counter dominance.
Many orgs use fear as a means to an end, but only the most hardcore will use violence in the face of more violence.

>have nice ish home (150k value) mortgage paid (it was left to me by my father)

Use your house as equity to get a bank loan you stupid fucking tweeker. I hope these guys kill you simply to remove your dumb ass from the gene pool

can I play mini hunger games too?