What did you do for your dad today, Sup Forums?

What did you do for your dad today, Sup Forums?

nothing, he's dead

stayed out of his way
all the old man wants is peace and quiet so he can fuck around on facebook so why did he even have kids

Didn't even do anything for his grave site? Left flowers? Poured a 40?

gave him a gift card for the liquor store.

Maybe if you weren't such a disappointment he'd actually enjoy spending time with you

You must be the favorite. Good gift lol

What i give him everyday!

Disappointment.

Ignored the holiday so we can keep going forward ignoring holidays and birthdays.

Gave him a card and some chocolate. He had a cookout at our house so I hung out with him.

At least you're consistent.

yeah and maybe if he weren't a short-tempered fundamentalist i wouldn't have to hide everything from him

but the consistency is runny diarrhea

Went to a baseball game and had some steaks. Overall it was a pretty good day

If you're still hiding things from your parents, you haven't grown up yet.

Give him a cool looking radio

What game did yall see?

I am the dad, summerfags.

I broke a wall for him build a plumbing, he didn't want pay someone then asked me if i could break the wall for him.

So your gay eh? No wonder he hates you

Absolutely nothing. I don't care for him.

Dusted off his urn on the bookcase in the next room.

Hey that's cool of you man. Still paying your respects.

I mowed the lawn for him.