Yo, spit a verse user

Yo, spit a verse user

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K K K Fine
Sicker than your average nigger killer
Twist nigger's heads off
Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers
Chicken wing eating players
Triple K hooligans like Moon Man
Dead right if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Moon man's been smooth since days of killing jews
Never lose
Never choose to lynch jews who do something to us

I'm so bad at formulating words this post gave me a mild bout of anxiety.

yo my man seth he can rap like the meth
that's on the test

i spin more rhymes than lazy susan
and i'm innocent till my guilt is proven
peace
representing sunnyvale straight the fuck up

Let's call a spade a spade
They makin' slaves out of spades
Through prison and other ways
The 13th paved the way

In prison I wait
But not for a messiah
I'd rather be dyin'
Nigga I ain't lyin'

In correction your only savior
Is gettin' good behavior
But then it's only used
On white boys who come in as rapers

I was a robin hood caper
A ghetto crusader
But my story got distorted
Like a map by Mercator

They want my ass in jail man
Not one chance of bail man
While the rich man goes free
I think the system bout to fail man

i can't rap. i don't rap.

uh yeah ill fuck ya pops in the ass
whatcha know about that, playbooooooi

I'm real drunk, let's go for a ride
Got a big old car, y'all can fit inside
I'm yellin real loud and I'm actin real scary
By the end of the night you'll be in the cemetery

Hands off the wheel, I drive with my eyes closed
Runnin red lights, causin crashes, but that's how it goes
Stereo blastin, tears runnin from your eye
You didn't know that tonight you was gonna die

Pull off the road into some trees
We goin somewhere ain't nobody could see
You screamin loud, man, shut up
Gonna stick this Mossberg right up your butt

Pull the trigger and your ass goes boom
Should've stayed away, safe in your room
But you came out here and got in my ride
Should've saved some time with suicide

cut the shit, bitch
I'ma hit ya like a switch
doubles, back and forth, call our foreplay table tennis
no can can get ready, I'm the ultimate menace

would flow awfully. you throw in little to no wordplay, your lines are repetitive, monotonic and unimaginative. there's no variation almost.

you could do a lot better with this, you clearly had an idea to go for, so i don't mean to put you down.

That fufu lame shit I aint with it
I sent some shots at your fitted
Gratata...

Turn up the bass
Turn it up real loud
Turn it up good
Up to the cloud(s)
If I don't hear bass
I'm gonna be mad
And then I'm gonna
Tell my dad
You better be scared
Cause he's a scary
Scarier than your dad
Or even Jim Carrey
Peanut butter jelly
It's so good
Put it in my belly
In the neighborhood
Sittin' on the couch
Watchin Rocket Power
Full adrenaline for
Half an hour
Then I gotta go
Cause it's time to go
Go to the place
I have to go

Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong
Lochness, Goblin, Ghoul, a zombie with no conscience
question what do these things all have in common
everybody knows I’m a motherfucking monster

I am a vampire of emotions
Like the physical ocean, I'm explosion
Touch ur girls tt
She go hehe
Do a 360 and then walk away

come in turn it up like a lit switch
grab your girl and say ima hit this
savage out here got a hit list
heres johhny fire tommys fuck mommies
an og with the oc if i know i am on the beat you know i bring the heat one of us got to go doesnt matter if its you or me
feelin free smoke these tree straight facts b
turned the heat up feelin head hot
i was slinging ice is what the feds thought
pull up with my rich thot she wanted dick so thats what that bitch got tick tock food for thought open thought open mind waste of time fees so fine

stop

Uh...
Yeah...
Every day I jerk it off
tss tss
WOOP
Every day I get off
YUH
YUH
You prolly know me as that guy
WOOP
WOOP
Who stuck his dick in your girlfriends pie
BEEEEEEEEP
TSTSTSTTTKATSSSSSKAKA
TTTTTTSSSTSTTKATSKAKA
I like to get it sucked!
I like to make you a cuck!
Uh!
OP is a faggot
OPEEE
Uh
My last nut was covered in maggots
Uh

I wanna suck a nigga dick off
and then take it in my ass
tickle my homies balls till I make a nigga blast

I fuck with savages
You a fuckboy you can't hack
You can me posted up on Frank block with my fucking gang
You ain't really bout shit, stay out my spot, don't speak my name
Or I'll pull up on your block at night wearing all black and let that 40 bang

Tamed in confidence
of a brighter future
I found a flame
In the burnt out ashes
Burn out, burn out

Fueled, these new shores burn
Dark past lies cold
Shadow, my sweet shadow
To you I look no more

Ravioli, ravioli, what's in the pocketoli
Ravioli, ravioli, bring me the formuoli

Cake, cake-cake, cake-cake, cake
500 million, I got a pound cake
Niggas is frontin', that's upside-down cake
Get 'em a red nose, they clown cakes
They shoulda never let you 'round cake
Look at my neck, I got a karat cake
Now here's the icin' on the cake
Cake, cake-cake, cake-cake, uhh

yo
i'm a nigga
nigga nigga nigga wigga
i got a trigga
pull da trigga killa nigga
nigga nigga nigga
yo
ooga booga
peace

Lil baybee boi
He grow into a man
Got his sights set
On living in Japan
He go aboard a plane
He think it is insane
He sits beside a woman
Who is actually a mane
He thinks that she is beautiful
He touches his own bootyhole
The plane takes off
He talking to girl
Hear a loud boom
And the smoke unfurls
The plane is going down
Nothing to do
He never had sex
So he asks her to screw
She punches him
He punches her

The plane didn't crash
They were ok
He got arrested
And went to jail that day

My name's Crazy E and I eat stripper booties
I go all the way cause I ain't afraid to catch cooties
I might pop that Molly cause I'm feeling just right
I might wife your girlfriend and ride her all night

If I just fucked this modal
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my T Shirt
Ima Feel like an asshole

gracious that i put in they places
faceless when they see me in public places
my love chases are hate ventures
have to take my love out every night like some denture thats the bender
oh offender making them slip like ice bender
real defender get mad if they say i look tender
guess what when i attack back its a fair fender
bout time youll lose the bout
everytime i say step out they step out
whats that about

ridin with my crew and we about to do some gay shit
lil bros pants down bout to get a gape stretch

Word, man. I felt that.

I curse so damn much you could call me a cursor
Point at you, click clack, just put you in a hearse, sir
You was already wack, but now you're doin worser
my chrome smokin like a smoke stack, i hop in the car and reverse her
I drive so damn fast yo could call my car Sonic
Scrollin through my facebook, laugh at memes if they're ironic
If you can't use a smartphone and drive, ya prolly stupid
90 in a 55, those cops they don't approve it
Lights flashin behind me, but my life ain't flashin before me
Since I'm light skinned, they'll prolly only warn me
I see a jogger in the distance from my range rover
If they aint got ass n titties, i'ma run their dumb ass over

i wanna kiss a boy, no homo
cant take it no mo
ballroom dancing, movin slo-mo
weezer singer by the likes of Rivers Cuomo

cominatcha live from this side of pond
you messin with the best, yes, mastodon
Master Don, pass the bong, catch this dong
i just wanna kiss a boy is that so wrong

square up, grab a fishing net to catch these hands
load up your vcr to watch some Peter Pan
turn down the lights and leave me and Dan
alone so I can kiss him and hold his hand

stay sharp, look both ways when you cross the street
cause im cutting through the left lane like shears on sheep
you gon lose sleep, its best to keep
your head down when i kiss you in my car, beep beep

hot knife through butter
is my box cutter
in yo neck if you tell somebody I like boys
heres some chapstick, put in on, Rick
cause immaboutta kiss you, don't make no noise

fuck a trap in her asshole
see tinsha nigga thats a fine hoe
feel like they dont like my lingo
doesnt matter i always hit the pot like bingo
hello to my little friend like al pachino
where yo girl at like he know
shout to boys pushin kilos
if he gonna make some noise its a g note
all yo fails on the b roll
check the number whats medium
500k thats my medium
i know where my future is like im a medium
you got some fine bitches am i meetin emmm
shoot all these rounds thats some heat fun

I like boys and girls and rockstars
Even virgins wanna come into my snack bar.
Don't hate me because I fucked your favorite band.
Beer bottle in my pussy, Let's do a keg stand (bing).
And let me show you how to sit on that dick.
America's Next Top Model, Click Click.
I'm the ringleader Girls follow my trends.
Got Hannah Montana doing anal with my friends.
Pull my hair, Scratch my back, Beat me like Rihanna.
I love ass to mouth and black cock like Obama, what?
We showed you how to turn off the lights
So give me some fucking Twilight neck bites.
Deuce is going to get your coochie real loose
So I'm a line up your men and play duck duck goose.

Earn it, burn it, turn up, yo sup, my boy, you toy, in with me, so don't go being so free.

See that bitch face
I SAY NO
See that girl busted smile
I SAY NO
See spaghetti belly on ur girl
I SAY NO

a rum pum pum
a rum pum ting
a rum pum pum pum
a rum pum pum ting

i got ladies
that look like john cage
i got menzes
that look like that guy from the pot movie
i cant stop
i dont even know how to stop
why would i stop
when my president is making my country great
big mistake
my asshole gapes
eating that pussy like a pound of grapes
i dont cash
for my ass
and i text with siri cause i broke my screen

Less than three is just a tease
Send those nudes, make me drool
Hit me up, make me cum
Wanna sext? I'll show you some

Sticky drama all the way
Want my dick? You gotta pay!
You've seen what my thumbs can do
Time to use my tongue on you

Show me what you got on my LCD
Let's get down to it
So you can get down on me
Cybering is so 1999
You've got to be textually active
If you wanna be mine

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna rock your body
I wanna taste your sweet

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna aah ah
I wanna aah ah

Love me or hate me but you want to fuck me
My love is unrestricted
You know you wanna lick this
One stronger than the strongest drug you've ever had
Mix 'em all together and I would still be twice as bad

I know you want some more!

When I text it's sex, sex, sex!
You start to undress! Dress!
Poppin' out your chest,
In your friends' request.
Now I'm rocking on your top
And you know I just can't stop, stop
Make you drop

Feel you up till I hit the spot
'Cause I can't take take take
All this wait, wait!
I'm so impatient
You got me waiting
Cut this shit!
Show your tits!
Flip it out on my sidekick
Like quagmire on family guy
Giggity! Giggity! All the time

Love me or hate me but you want to fuck me
My love is unrestricted
You know you wanna lick this
One stronger than the strongest drug you've ever had
Mix 'em all together and I would still be twice as bad

There I go!
Sexting all my mother fucking favorite hoes
Stereo blast it up! Go ape shit and tear it up
We can make you look like hobos
She's texting if she should swallow
Hellz ya! Go for more
Parents banging down the door

Oh, no! Caught with my pants down
Now I gotta leave this town
I ain't never looking back
I'm gonna tell your ass straight up
This is how we live it up
I just don't give a fuck
And if I ever gave a fuck
I would be straight out of luck

I wanna fuck you hard
I wanna feel you deep
I wanna rock your body
I wanna taste your sweet

tldr: the thread

yee

waffle house
now thats dining
my fucking waitress
wont stop whining
fuck fuck fuck
i dont know why
i went to THE HOUSE
with this fucking guy
he fucks me
he sucks me
he wont stop doing it
and then i asked him and he stopped
good guy

daddy is beating
mommy is crying
mario is losing
my soul is dying
all i want
is to take those black and white pictures
mommy wont let me
come back home
she always said
i was talented at art
then she tried
to eat my farts
im not gay
youre gay
stay out of my fucking gay way
not in a gay way
just a way way
k?

everyone asks
howd i get my ass
well
i
werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk werk
and then some

Don't need Detention, I'm the snitch; After school make me your bitch
In the hall, flash your tits; Behind the desk, suck my dick
Today's lesson plan: it's how to give a rim job
Bury my face in your ass and beat me til your cock throbs

Seesaw, Seesaw, Slide my face up and down
On the desk, By lockers, Fuck me on the playground
I'll make time to get my A from a D
I missed class for this now motherfucking breed me

Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, Show me your chest
Ring the school bell, It's time for recess
Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, I need an A+
Take off my pants and make me start to bust

Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, I've been a dirty whore
I want your nails on my back like nails on a chalkboard
Teacher, Teacher, Teacher, keep me after class
I've been a bad boy now take that paddle to my ass

sttoooppp iiiiitttt

Everybody in here is shit including me

lil bitch bumpin sublime
im bumpin soundtracks for the blind
im one of a kind, not really, nevermind
everybody just wants quartz to stay quiet
but i cant do that, i tried it
its getting hard to hide it
im throwing up emotions but only bile exits
break it down into bits
roll it up and take a hit
take a dip in the crypt of slit wrists
dead birds and sweaty pits
how the hell did i end up like this
i blinked and missed the kiss of death
i think its for the best
for us never to keep in touch again
I could hear your heart beating through your chest
a fucking mess
spilled onto the floor
the look in your eyes
accentuated your terrible disguise
as a mother cries over the dead body in the sky
a fighter jet flies by
extinguished your candles, extinguished your lies
we are hopefully exonerated
as humanity ceases its existence
dead pigs in the public pool, communal grimaces
letivicus quoting without the context
this really aint a contest
who are the big bosses
sellin crosses to patients in a hospice
letting in spirits presences
demon in the back of my head a nemesis
the genesis of chemist shit
spend all my time during recesses
thinking about heavy shit
wreckless teenage self destruction
i just wanted out that soul suckin junction
I calculated my future its an exponential function
only way is up and ima stick to it

syllable rhythm is shit.

Big dick nigga and I'm coming for your bitch.
She a dyke ass bitch but she still plottin on my dick.
Never fucked a nigga but damn he lookin thick.
Might have to smash one time then dip.
If that gay ass nigga ever say shit
Then best believe it's his throat imma slit.
But let's get back to the matter at hand.
Your bitch give me box like the Indians gave up their land.
Alright maybe it was really stolen by the white man.
But goddamn that dyke pussy really cash my man.
I ain't pull out either ya bitch better have that parenthood planned.

STANK PUSSY SMELLIN LIKE COOL RANCH DORITOS

I've finally arrived; the man with the plan
Who'd thought he'd look like a spray-tan Rayman in ray bans?
Got y'all cringin' like you thought I was Dayman
but this flow be a surprise from behind like a gay man.
I spit fire like Karnov
in hind sight you'd all thought it was so ob-
-vious, man I ain't no hobbyist
spitting this naughtiness, making bank like a lobbyist
while I be drinking your tears, man, I love the saltiness.
Flow so enlightened you'd say I was euphorius
just started the rap game and I'm already victorious.

Fuked ur niqqua last nite,
Yelled my name all nite.
Rode that dicc all rite
He said I was the best,
Das rite.

Listen to the sound of me ripping the ground up
Then spraying it with round up I purchased at town pump
Then spraying this town up with rhymes that I thought up
That's why you all got up and bought up my products
And made me the profit I'll earn till I'm coffin
Or coughing out movies like Shyamalan or Spielberg
Drop real words like reel films seen in the theatre
Book loving brother and Mel Gibson wannabe
Coen brothers Christian that's what I call the duderonamy

Damn you a gay ass nigga forreal
But I won't lie I'm tryna hit so what's the deal?

Show me ya titties, I'll throw some dollars on them
I wanna fuck me some bitchies that got some collars on them
Girls are only lookin for dudes that's taller than them
Guys get insecure if their girl ain't smaller than them

But what about me, I'm like 5 foot 3
It's illegal to get with girls who are smaller than me
But that's alright, all the girls I like are like 50 pounds over
Or maybe five years older

You might be with your soul mate but she's tryin a peek
You best abandon hope because my style's on fleek
My rhymes are dope and my beats are seeck
What your girl got better to do besides this deeck?

my name is rappin' granny and i'm here 2 say
i'm gonna rap in a certain way
now i don't like 2 cuss or swear
and my legs are 2 brittle 2 go up stairs

I was born in my own hospital
(a great hospital, the best you could imagine)
Delivered by the doctor that I bought
(and he thanked me
He said, "Donald thank you, this is terrific")
I bought at least a couple wifes
(3 highest paid women in America)
But the 3rd one doesn't speak English just right
(and she's great, I see her on holidays, terrific)
Now this country needs a good strong leader
I'm real busy but I may just have the time
If I let you elect the Trumpster
You're welcome

I'm a great leader and I can't read
We're being rapen by the Chinese
I'll make these China dogs my bitches
I'm the filthy richest
We need a hero that'll come help
I'll sell America to myself
I'll build yous highways and some bridges
I'm the filthy richest

I want to make this country great
(right now we're NOT great)
But the Mexicans keep coming here to rape
(and by the way, at least rape in English)
I'll build a wall no one could climb
(no one will climb this wall)
And the spics could rape on their own fucking side
(Mexico is the new China)
Now I'm seeing people talk about Trumpster
Saying things that quite frankly aren't nice
When I'm in charge of our nuclear program
You're all bombed (and fired)

I'm a great leader and I can't read
We're being rapen by the Chinese
I'll make these China dogs my bitches
I'm the filthy richest
We need a hero that'll come help
I'll sell America to myself
I'll build yous highways and some bridges
I'm the filthy richest

We need a leader prez that'll get us out of our debt
Help the people get
Lower wig prices
We need a leader prez that'll get us rid of ISIS
Rip 'em all to shreds
Fucking towel heads
We need a leader prez that'll get us driving hybrids
Give us all some bread
With a side of Pez
And tell the Mexicans, and all the illegal migrants
You gotta get a license

dubs and someone has to rap this on clyp

nce one lil nephew

I want to be as free as the spirits of those who left
I'm talking Malcolm, Coltrane, my man Yusef
Through death grew conception, new breath and resurrection
For moms, new steps in a direction
In the right way, told her, "Inside is where the fight lay
And everything a nigga do may not be what he might say"
Chicago nights they, stay on the mind
But I write many lives, they, lay on these lines
Wavin' signs of the times, many say the grind's on the mind
Shorties blunted-eyed and everyone wanna rhyme
Bush pushing lies, killers immortalized
We got arms but won't reach for the skies
Waiting for the Lord to rise, I look into my daughter's eyes
And realize I'ma learn through her
The Messiah, might even return through her
If I'ma do it, I gotta change the world through her
Furs and a Benz, Gramps wantin 'em
Demons and old friends, Pops, they hauntin' him
The chosen one from the land of the frozen sun
Where drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones
Walk like warriors, we were never told to run
Explored the world to return to where my soul begun
Never looking back, or too far in front of me
The present is a gift, and I just want to be

Nigga, imma cum in ya bum
I cam here to suck dick and chew gum
But im all out of gum

im the best mayne, i did it
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The strip club calls me "slow 1's"
The cypher calls me "slow puns"
If you Skype me on recorded line
I'll be in your crib with slow guns
I mean paid goons
I mean professional buffoons
I mean you at a wedding party
Getting rained on with balloons
Not that helium
Them hot molecules
He need Fab to breathe for him
You thought the shit was GTA
It was GTA: Where You Stay
Cause on jesus christ my nigga
If i call you for a heavy Hefty
And you text me "no hablo, Jefe"
Que triste, mi amigo
Tu y tu familia muerte
Dead ass
I be running through your troops
They in the kill zone-ass niggas
I'm Michael Douglas when I shoot
Then I put the 9 away
Swear I'm Rex Racer in the coupe
Old head. 10 cylinders.
P-I-R-U
No love for his weak ass
B-L-O-O-D
Cause he pulled out like a fuck nigga
And he got killed by a G

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Great work

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i broke up with my bitch
she wont stop calling
very late at night
she acted so big
but now we know
who is the big kid
thats me
and so we see
tomorrow all i need to do is
wack out my wee wee
and thats fine
it does it every time
thirty one years old
and im still crying
please dont make this harder than it has to be
i want to go and fuck more and more ladies

>fat_gorilla_performing_mating_call_on_top_of_car.png
>buying things vicariously my nigger
>having sex my nigger
>selling drugs and also doing them because having an underdeveloped frontal lobe causes me to not be able to handle day-to-day life in a semi-civilized society while sober
>my nigger

whats good mafk HAAAAAAA

why does everybody
that didnt vote for the don
call me racist?

>But my story got distorted
>Like a map by Mercator
nice

yeah yeah yeah
whatever dude
gay dix

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

Pullin out my AK
She say it "Okayyy"
took her to the shooting range
and I didn't have to pay (much)
Good touch, bad touch
gave the ho a pat down.
Pants ain't holdin' shit
when I put my gat down.
Get like Kalashnikov
when I load another round.
Don't need a silencer
she don't make a fuckin' sound.

I must be a real freak
my musket an antique
put it up in a museum
but nobody pay to see em
It's long, not a chode
got one shot then it's a bitch to reload

(I got a gun)
fucked up on some alcohol, lemme see your arsenal
(let's have some fun)
I know it's just a trifle but can you encase my rifle?
(I got just one)
bullet in my magazine, only pussy that I'm seein'
(I finna cum)
5 seconds imma poke her then I'll be a super soaker

kek'd

thank u

ahahaha
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Yeah you think your a hot guy, well I have to agree.
You're 8x6 and 6 foot 3

But guess what nigga you will never be me
you will never be me
you will never be me

Your bitches on my dick
cos they prefer me
yeah them hoes prefer me
yeah them hoes prefer me

So you think you're a smart guy, well obviously
300k starting with you math PhD

But guess what nigga you will never be me
you will never be me
you will never be me

I got dollar in the bank and I ain't no worker bee
I ain't no worker bee
yeah I'm living I'm free

yo itz ya boy d sizzle on the beat nigga
chillin with my nigga jay zee and the d.r.e. spillin barz like the dudes in cars who frequently visit bars. I have never been to mars but I do like pars, like in golf. I have never been to the gulf but I imagine it is nice like ice. I don't like ice in my tea but I do like mister T. hold up stop the beat I gotta go take a pee. Alright I'm back, sorry it took a while your girl asked if she could lick my sack, if in return I gave her some crack, but when she bent over she was hurt, she said she has a bad back, so instead I gave her some dope and said this will help her cope

Same level as a peon, but rap level far beyond
Step past the Parthenon on my path to the eons
No need to worship gods when you already be one
Don't try test
No minds rest
Ready to best all lest you jest
Do it if you want to
I step like what you want to
Be, but in all reality, you're capped salary
No moneteries to guide you past my history
My rhyme scemes leave you in dystrophy
I should get a diss trophy for this trophy of words to paper
But, i'm an underachiever so i'll see you later.

Keep my mind from being clouddead,
rather be enshrouded
I will leave yall confounded
Go call me Hans Sprungfeld

fucking bars my man!

THIS THREAD GAVE ME AIDS

Oh, bitch try to creep like ivy
Oh, now ivy don’t like me
Candle gone out, ignite my horns aglow
Let a vet rap a bullet through your buttonhole
You’re making me uncomfortable
Slumber terror my cavalry
Sandman point you down to me
Hesh made make the rest stiff atrophy

pep-per-roni pizza AY
pep-per-roni pizza AY
pep-per-roni pizza AY
it was nice to meet ya HUH

looking at your beaver
looking at your beaver
pepperoni pizza
looking at your beaver
i don't like it either
i'm not a meat eater
looking at your beaver
pepperoni pizza

pep-per-roni pizza AY
pep-per-roni pizza AY
looking at your beaver AY
i'm not a meat eater HUH

i don't need a heater
carry a meat cleaver
i can't buy a heater
sex offenders registry

pep-per-roni pizza
pep-per-roni pizza
sex offender registry
pep-per-roni pizza