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The vodka makes the Christmas pain go away edition

"Santa" and "Satan" are spelled with the same letters sub-edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=hkKWFLyHZ9U
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USA

who /Santab Owl/ Here?

noradsanta.org/

christmas in an hour lads

LEMONADE?

christmas almost over soon

happy christmas

>be aussie
>wake up on chistmas morning
>santa never came because its 115F in Australia on christmas

>not living in the MidBEST

that reminds me, I need to watch a Simpsons Christmas special tonight

the mountain states/provinces are literally the best region of the americas

debate me

stopping by to give the homo a lump of coal

>be aussie
>santa's dead from heat stroke
>die from heat stroke yourself on new years

>need to watch Simpsons

>dude weed
>treacherous roads
>desolation everywhere
no

got my present early though

literally god's country

the only good simpsons christmas episode was from the first season

you SHOULD be watching the KOTH christmas special instead

Big anglo christmas tits

Merry Christmas, lads

Do y'all celebrate on Christmas or on Christmas Eve?

Christmas eve here. Stay up until 3AM with the family cooking bbq

yank women are made for the BCC (big canadian cock)

refute this, hint: you cannot and shannot

Merry Christmas, Russia. Even though yours is in a week or so.

>not going to midnight mass

good goys should go asleep since it is christmas night
youtube.com/watch?v=hkKWFLyHZ9U
you too
not really

merry christmas, you dirty rotten no good commie

hello

this site makes it seem like santa is traveling at 5750+ mph

I dont think that is right

hey now, Marge be not proud from season 7 is also a great episode

would absolutely visit

We open a few presents on the eve, then Christmas day we have a little party and open everything else.

Me and my family are Catholics :DDD

Konichiwa

he's fucking santa

go away asshole

pic of view outside your window with timestamp or you're a proxy

Notice how the Americans brought their weapons
Imperialist pieces of shit

thats mach 7.5

t. bolshevik

whats your point. He's Santa Claus

hi

That is a compliment
Thank you

>worrying about an imaginary man going mach 7.5
I think floating reindeer are the worst part to be honest.
can santa give me one of these for christmas. need jap girlfriend now

>santa isnt real

lasst try i promise
watch2gether.com/rooms/01vi8xjxmoqnj1zlq7
we're watching christmas movies and we need more people. currently watching starwars christmas special.

I want a qt jewish gf for Christmas

>imaginary man
delet this

>tfw gf angry at me cause i drank too much

drink more
show that cunt whos boss

It's fun to play pretend

>tfw still think about my qt jew ex every day

;_;

see

How does Santa move so fast and not have the presents catch on fire?

Im sure your hand will get over it

on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me?

Do it faggot.

he's santa fuckass

H-haha, yeah,
>that f-feel when gf angry at me too
hehe
I forgot to kiss and hug her again
hehehehe

what part of "He's Santa" do you not understand?

dude is at 2k kelvin

I dont fucking know man

I'm sorry for your loss
Did she have big boobs?

>tonight is actually the coldest day of last week and next week
weird how that works

FIVE CALLING BIRBS

which is what in Socal

60 degrees?

what state

I bet below freezing is cold for you, fucking pussy

i am.dont worry senpai

christmas always sucks but this one is the worst by far.

48 here bud

>tonight is warmer than all the past weeks
>WELL above freezing unlike it was for fucking weeks
IT'S JUST GROSS
WE'RE NOT AUSTRALIA

Oh. Well that makes things easier.

its bretty chilly in san diego at least. around 50. it rained hard early even got some hail.

its 44 right now
goes down to 40 later tonight

who's going to do the same shit that made them miserable this year in the new year?

Woo wee.
Just woke up from a christmas booze nap, buds.
What'd I miss?

me

no kinda flat

wow
do you want japanese girl?
its bad idea. japanese so ugly lad. dont take them.

me

and you desu

wouldya look at that, California gets santa 2 hours early

my comrades in idiocy

Alllllllllright, we got two leafs, how many more??

Where's mary?
Where's mary???

see
I need real fucking proof that I'm talking to a Japanese person on the Internet, please respond as soon as possible

justin killed her

still not the ugliest here
5 golden rings 4 callling birds 3 french hens

I sure hope he can out-sleigh those creepy cameras.

>"Santa" and "Satan" are spelled with the same letters

Bitch please. Our santaclaus was Satan.

what's her endgame?

NINE BRAZEN BOIDS

is boiling children and listening to korpiklaani a regular finnish tradition?

it's a joke here

10 lords are peeping

Suzu!
Suzu, my little gingersnap!

12 MAIDS A FELCHING

>we're having dinner at midnight

christmas in 8 minutes

an hour 8 minutes*

No, We just visit cemetary, Declare christmas peace and eat a lot of different casseroles. The the santaclaus or for us directly translated christmas goat brings us presents. Fun fact: the red and puffy clothes and how santaclaus looks to the west came from here. He lives on top of the Korvatunturi mountain.

lad,midnight was 2 hours ago you knooowww

christmas in 67 minutes

EIGHT MEN PROSTATE MILKING

its already christmas