The vodka makes the Christmas pain go away edition
"Santa" and "Satan" are spelled with the same letters sub-edition
The vodka makes the Christmas pain go away edition
"Santa" and "Satan" are spelled with the same letters sub-edition
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who /Santab Owl/ Here?
christmas in an hour lads
LEMONADE?
christmas almost over soon
happy christmas
>be aussie
>wake up on chistmas morning
>santa never came because its 115F in Australia on christmas
>not living in the MidBEST
that reminds me, I need to watch a Simpsons Christmas special tonight
the mountain states/provinces are literally the best region of the americas
debate me
stopping by to give the homo a lump of coal
>be aussie
>santa's dead from heat stroke
>die from heat stroke yourself on new years
>need to watch Simpsons
>dude weed
>treacherous roads
>desolation everywhere
no
got my present early though
literally god's country
the only good simpsons christmas episode was from the first season
you SHOULD be watching the KOTH christmas special instead
Big anglo christmas tits
Merry Christmas, lads
Do y'all celebrate on Christmas or on Christmas Eve?
Christmas eve here. Stay up until 3AM with the family cooking bbq
yank women are made for the BCC (big canadian cock)
refute this, hint: you cannot and shannot
Merry Christmas, Russia. Even though yours is in a week or so.
>not going to midnight mass
good goys should go asleep since it is christmas night
youtube.com
you too
not really
merry christmas, you dirty rotten no good commie
hello
this site makes it seem like santa is traveling at 5750+ mph
I dont think that is right
hey now, Marge be not proud from season 7 is also a great episode
would absolutely visit
We open a few presents on the eve, then Christmas day we have a little party and open everything else.
Me and my family are Catholics :DDD
Konichiwa
he's fucking santa
go away asshole
pic of view outside your window with timestamp or you're a proxy
Notice how the Americans brought their weapons
Imperialist pieces of shit
thats mach 7.5
t. bolshevik
whats your point. He's Santa Claus
hi
That is a compliment
Thank you
>worrying about an imaginary man going mach 7.5
I think floating reindeer are the worst part to be honest.
can santa give me one of these for christmas. need jap girlfriend now
>santa isnt real
lasst try i promise
watch2gether.com
we're watching christmas movies and we need more people. currently watching starwars christmas special.
I want a qt jewish gf for Christmas
>imaginary man
delet this
>tfw gf angry at me cause i drank too much
drink more
show that cunt whos boss
It's fun to play pretend
>tfw still think about my qt jew ex every day
;_;
see
How does Santa move so fast and not have the presents catch on fire?
Im sure your hand will get over it
on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me?
Do it faggot.
he's santa fuckass
H-haha, yeah,
>that f-feel when gf angry at me too
hehe
I forgot to kiss and hug her again
hehehehe
what part of "He's Santa" do you not understand?
dude is at 2k kelvin
I dont fucking know man
I'm sorry for your loss
Did she have big boobs?
>tonight is actually the coldest day of last week and next week
weird how that works
FIVE CALLING BIRBS
which is what in Socal
60 degrees?
what state
I bet below freezing is cold for you, fucking pussy
i am.dont worry senpai
christmas always sucks but this one is the worst by far.
48 here bud
>tonight is warmer than all the past weeks
>WELL above freezing unlike it was for fucking weeks
IT'S JUST GROSS
WE'RE NOT AUSTRALIA
Oh. Well that makes things easier.
its bretty chilly in san diego at least. around 50. it rained hard early even got some hail.
its 44 right now
goes down to 40 later tonight
who's going to do the same shit that made them miserable this year in the new year?
Woo wee.
Just woke up from a christmas booze nap, buds.
What'd I miss?
me
no kinda flat
wow
do you want japanese girl?
its bad idea. japanese so ugly lad. dont take them.
me
and you desu
wouldya look at that, California gets santa 2 hours early
my comrades in idiocy
Alllllllllright, we got two leafs, how many more??
Where's mary?
Where's mary???
see
I need real fucking proof that I'm talking to a Japanese person on the Internet, please respond as soon as possible
justin killed her
still not the ugliest here
5 golden rings 4 callling birds 3 french hens
I sure hope he can out-sleigh those creepy cameras.
>"Santa" and "Satan" are spelled with the same letters
Bitch please. Our santaclaus was Satan.
what's her endgame?
NINE BRAZEN BOIDS
is boiling children and listening to korpiklaani a regular finnish tradition?
it's a joke here
10 lords are peeping
Suzu!
Suzu, my little gingersnap!
12 MAIDS A FELCHING
>we're having dinner at midnight
christmas in 8 minutes
an hour 8 minutes*
No, We just visit cemetary, Declare christmas peace and eat a lot of different casseroles. The the santaclaus or for us directly translated christmas goat brings us presents. Fun fact: the red and puffy clothes and how santaclaus looks to the west came from here. He lives on top of the Korvatunturi mountain.
lad,midnight was 2 hours ago you knooowww
christmas in 67 minutes
EIGHT MEN PROSTATE MILKING
its already christmas