Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

Other urls found in this thread:

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youtube.com/watch?v=u3kCMJ-3uMM
youtube.com/watch?v=4RUGmBxe65U
youtube.com/watch?v=OxS8zZfmvjc
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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Happy Father's Day

I love you dad

Oh-uh~
>Such a lust for revenge.. WHOOO?!
I'll try to be as safe as I can

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slow thread?

QPTT: whats the gayest thing you've done?

Besides watching anime, I held hands my bros before for 3 seconds

>tfw

Trap waifu round 2!

Getting very emotionally attached to a stranger over the internet.

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>Outside of my crossdressing
Nothing. What the fuck?!

>Mfw Karen has no face

>Makoto

i love you too son ;o
i came in my mouth once

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Are vidya waifus allowed?

Hm?

Welcome back

Wuz gud asuna?

Indeed

Wank to trannies and futa

So you ghey or wot?
>inb4 dem feet
>inb4 nice feet

Rolling For Blonde Hair

Existed.

Waifus come from anywhere nigga, welcome aboard

Slapped my friends ass
I legitimately have no clue why I did it though

those

FEET

I'm back, birthday party was pretty shitty.

You have a great night now /waifu/

youtu.be/jItbWZY9SwQ

Farewell

Your birthday?

Still here

youtube.com/watch?v=u3kCMJ-3uMM

>Rattle rattle

>hops into thread
>no hank
>leaves

For my cousin.

I have a boyfriend :p
rolling
bi

I once tried to suck my own dick.

Game of Thrones is almost done downloading!@!@

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You're a male, congratulations.

I see

Thats pretty gay familiar

Doesn't sound fun

Night

My brother told me he was going to drown himself in the pool, I told him that I loved him and to not do it
Gay as fuck

Pen up the butt. I don't know why, just wanted to know how it felt. Not so great, tbh.

Truth Bomb

Watched Pitch Perfect 1 and 2

I am a guy.

Not as gay as you tbh senpai

goodnight friends

youtube.com/watch?v=4RUGmBxe65U

>Perfect size
What did I miss?

>Mizore

WEAK!

But so am I, goodnight ladies
See you in the a m

Tried to perform autofellatio

No u

Deez nutz

It was definitely not, consisted of gaining a lot of people worrying about me because I stayed in a room away from party, which they thought I did because of my mom's situation and think I can't fucking handle it or some shit, no doubt about that.

Mumei claimed.
> so the truth comes out.
youtube.com/watch?v=OxS8zZfmvjc

I did this, settled with eating my own cum.

Oh really now? Who might that be?

Don't underestimate the tomato.
>All for Revenge.
That's all we can ask for really.

Anything he does and or says can be turned against him.

Likewise, sleep well.

>Best idol claimed

i have a pink shirt

Miho claimed

Noticed

In bed can't sleep.

Alright, we doin' this again?

Catchy as fuck.

We could take turns

Chiyuki claimed

Sounds like a fun time user.

Forgot the illustration

Checked

Sword fight.

Claiming akari for best waifu. shes just so unimpressive it makes her even more irresistible

Return to being nocturnal.
One of us
One of us
One of us

How's it going? Lol

Really don't know what to say dude

The people I hanged out with back in middle school and high school

Lel we policing him now?

That aint gay, that's pimpin

*draws elucidator* round two nigga!

Party time bois!

Not even 3 minutes in the thread, good lord Mizore.

>Swordfighting
>Not docking
Casual

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Seems like someone isn't faithful to their shipmate~

QOTT:
whats your waifus ult

*draws sword*
LET'S GO

My waifu was so hot she was censored in North America. Any further questions?

Sorry, pointless statement, really no way for you to respond to it. Do you ever get on Steam by the way?

Drugs.

It's only 11pm. And going ok. You?

You ever have sleep overs as a kid?

Don't you mean Tsunato? :^)
>GIVE IT BACK, WE BUILT IT DAMMIT

Poor Makoto...

Sadly just hitting on guys over the Internet, numerous fantasies, and gay porn

I might want to be involved in this

Bring it on!

>choosing a waifu from the Infinite Jest of anime
So how have your first few weeks on Sup Forums been?

Even the cosplayers are always perfect

My shipmate is a turbo-perv. I'd be concerned if this WASN'T going on.

See above

Some dance move that ends in a kick.

Since I guess this is gay edition, who here has experimented with their masturbation? (let's face it, none of us are getting laid)

The thought of eating my cum gets me so fucking turned on but then I usually pussy out after so what I started doing is cumming, then saving that load in a small cup and drinking it for the next JO session and then repeat the cycle

As far as anal goes, I used to experiment with shit like pencils, a plunger, but I found just my fingers and spit did the trick. I bought myself a butt plug though and it feels so fucking good when I masturbate, I sometimes leave it in for hours.

Tried sucking my own dick, but it's too small for me to do it (lol) but I have cum on my face and it's so good

I've always been straight but man I am a fucking freak when I masturbate

Pretty good. Glad to have nothing to do for the next few days.
I've been too busy lately and a break will be nice.
>Meow

i dont like her face

Obviously better than yours faggot

here

I was just answering the question!
>Perfect size.
I'm not the only one being lewd~
The more the merrier!
Cute AND understanding!
>Best shipmate
>Pet

>Mizore

topkek
Fair enough

>none of us are getting laid
Speak for yourself :^)

rekt

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absolutely fantastic feetsies

>I've always been straight
>I'm gay as fuck
Pick one lol

>Infinite Jest of anime
Going to need an explanation here, the only thing Death Parade and Infinite Jest have in common is that they were/are memes on their respective boards

Isn't the whole Infinite Jest joke based on the fact that IJ is needlessly long, boring, and pretentious? Death Parade isn't any of those.

Then maybe you should kill yourself.

No, for real, that's a complaint I understand. There is a lot of great cosplay, though, (pic related), I chose this one for its cool background.

Totally massaged my prostate.

I know this sounds reaaaaally gay, but try it.

*uses Mother's Rosario*
riperoni in pepperoni

not getting laid yet anyways ;)

I need stuff to do. Tired of just sitting around and not making any money.

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no no hes got a point

akame i swear to fucking god

Too much 3-D ruining mah waifus good name