jolly ol' Saint Nick edition
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Poo
cara is a slag
>I don't know where to get it
DNM
my post is better than yours you retard delete it
drunk as fuck.
Please refrain from using this sort of crude language on Christmas
Thanks x
Saint Nick is a runt
Much prefer Father Christmas
Santa loves americans more than brits
not sure i want to support such a racist company
sister woke me up at 6:30
fucking bollocksed
got a watch though :)
child if you got up so early and already got your presence
muzzies are gonna be LIVID over how much pork i ate today
Parents forgot to get me a single present
what
m8 allah was rolling in his grave at how much of the roast haram I consumed
Went for a jog lads, tripped over a dead dog. Knee all fucked up.
Merry Christmas...
>forgot
Oh, it's Christmas
*remembers I don't have a family anymore*
Right then, Merry Christmas
*does what I usually do everyday*
You stop getting up as early as possible and racing out to the tree to open presents once you exit childhood lad
me today
Thrown up THREE TIMES today. 40+ degree heat, hungover as fuck, can't keep anything down even just pure water and I don't have any real food in the house.
Curled up in a ball on the sofa with a wet tshirt on my head hoping to get better.
the pengest munch
not true
Only normans wait.
can't believe nobody clocked this absolute scorcher of a post
Christmas can kiss my HALAL arse!
me
grim
>grandma gave me £100 for Christmas
>while everyone was opening their presents I just spent £100 on an amazon gift card for rosy
I wanted to put all sails to the wind tonight but I ended up getting told to stay at a me nan's house rather than my aunt's apartment which is right downtown near all the pubs so here I am sober
*munches you*
can't even imagine a life that grim
nice same-fag you absolute runt
I didn't but my parents won't let my sister go down until we're all awake so she woke me at 7
also why are the yanks up at 3 am on Christmas day?
ive been up all take taking cocaine and drinknig and prank calling 24 hour bank lines just stumbled downstairs and told my mum someone tried to ring me and defraud me and woke me up and im stressed so wont be up till late im a fuckin genius ahahahhaha
?
truly degenerate.
>mentioning rosy
Janny will have a fit
fingered your sister lol
*stabs you*
Alri, have taken care of that nuisance
sad-case confirmed.
I got Battlefront 1 and Star Wars Battlefront Ultimate Edition.
Feels alri' lads
Imagining some faggot trannies getting nothing but perverse sex toys and shit because sexual perversion is their entire being
Absolute disgusting runts
>mum says its time for the christmas wank
mornin george
depressed as fuck. relationship is over. we haven't fucked in 6 months and we've both cheated. seperated on christmas drunk af. i hate life but it goes on evey god damn day. can't end it and can't continue so ijust get shit faced.
>not using Tomorrow
#justruntthings
i endorse this post
stop trying to force the hijab girls are sexy meme
its grim
cant wait to absolutely shit this christmas lunch out
xxx
they are though
Ugh
I'd really rather you not made that post lad
wrong
Guess I'll open presents about 9am, then ma will cook brekky. Will get ready and be on the champers by about noon hehe.
>customising Sup Forums
Ah yes, a runt of this calibre could fetch quite a bit on the market
Gunna be a hot night fuck me sideways
>celebrating christmas in the summer
Aussies should be erradicated
Bender
syatyed out with 3.5 g of cocaine at 11pm currently have about 0.8gs and have smoked 30 sterling king size and drunk 9 cans of stella ahahahhaha christmas dinner about 2pm. i feel so great right now it's hard to describe i've been wtaching porn for about 4 hours and can't even get hard but it turns me on so much and makes me feel fanrtastic
>Amazon gift cards
forced me fist up yer sisters gee
>tfw got my g(b)f some lingerie
:/
Rasheed
you're fucking wrong
are you blind
hmmm
>wtaching porn for about 4 hours and can't even get hard but it turns me on so much and makes me feel fanrtastic
she has to go back
pedo shes 10
REKT the other irish poster lads
wrong
Looking real sexy done up in her bin liners x
15 yr old spotted
lmao, good post.
Enjoy getting a noseblood as you sit down next to gran for Christmas dinner though :)))
Spent 40 quid on a new travel mug
>Star Wars Battlefront
I'm so sorry
i hate this crass cunt. literally zero sense of decorum. glad he got smashed in the face in manchester
REKT his sisters fanny too
looks like a badger savaged a roast beef dinner
Ps4?
>he didn't abstain all week whilst paying his sister to walk around in lingerie to undermine his brother and win the xmas jizzing contest
get it together user
HEEM yourself pedo
literally wrong but I'll let you off because it's Christmas :)
Is it gold plated and diamond encrusted?
>he wants decorum from his comedians
120mg of codeine down the pudding hole
Yeah
What's wrong with it? Isn't it just battlefield but in Star Wars?
Shan't be opening any prezzies until the entire family is awake
We're your present user
Watching all the rich kids of instagram post the presents they get while shouting at my mum for being shit
want to die t bh.
fuck off he literally makes a career off the lowest common denominator
got your sister off lmao
ABSOLUTE slutty minx
why are u awake this early i havent been to sleep yet
>*looks at present with fake enthusiastic smile*
'Ahh thank you! That's really nice!'
*heems you*
STILL haven't done my shopping
when does esso open?
hmmm... ah.. yes
suicidal thoughts
hope that jesus wanker is happy
Too exited to see what Santy got me xx
how fucking old are you
bf just sent me this
You mean the gas station esso?