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jolly ol' Saint Nick edition

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Poo

cara is a slag

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>I don't know where to get it

DNM

my post is better than yours you retard delete it

drunk as fuck.

Please refrain from using this sort of crude language on Christmas

Thanks x

Saint Nick is a runt

Much prefer Father Christmas

Santa loves americans more than brits

not sure i want to support such a racist company

sister woke me up at 6:30
fucking bollocksed
got a watch though :)

child if you got up so early and already got your presence

muzzies are gonna be LIVID over how much pork i ate today

Parents forgot to get me a single present

what

m8 allah was rolling in his grave at how much of the roast haram I consumed

Went for a jog lads, tripped over a dead dog. Knee all fucked up.

Merry Christmas...

>forgot

Oh, it's Christmas

*remembers I don't have a family anymore*

Right then, Merry Christmas

*does what I usually do everyday*

You stop getting up as early as possible and racing out to the tree to open presents once you exit childhood lad

me today

Thrown up THREE TIMES today. 40+ degree heat, hungover as fuck, can't keep anything down even just pure water and I don't have any real food in the house.

Curled up in a ball on the sofa with a wet tshirt on my head hoping to get better.

the pengest munch

not true

Only normans wait.

can't believe nobody clocked this absolute scorcher of a post

Christmas can kiss my HALAL arse!

me

grim

>grandma gave me £100 for Christmas
>while everyone was opening their presents I just spent £100 on an amazon gift card for rosy

I wanted to put all sails to the wind tonight but I ended up getting told to stay at a me nan's house rather than my aunt's apartment which is right downtown near all the pubs so here I am sober

*munches you*

can't even imagine a life that grim

nice same-fag you absolute runt

I didn't but my parents won't let my sister go down until we're all awake so she woke me at 7
also why are the yanks up at 3 am on Christmas day?

ive been up all take taking cocaine and drinknig and prank calling 24 hour bank lines just stumbled downstairs and told my mum someone tried to ring me and defraud me and woke me up and im stressed so wont be up till late im a fuckin genius ahahahhaha

?

truly degenerate.

>mentioning rosy
Janny will have a fit

fingered your sister lol

*stabs you*

Alri, have taken care of that nuisance

sad-case confirmed.

I got Battlefront 1 and Star Wars Battlefront Ultimate Edition.

Feels alri' lads

Imagining some faggot trannies getting nothing but perverse sex toys and shit because sexual perversion is their entire being

Absolute disgusting runts

>mum says its time for the christmas wank

mornin george

depressed as fuck. relationship is over. we haven't fucked in 6 months and we've both cheated. seperated on christmas drunk af. i hate life but it goes on evey god damn day. can't end it and can't continue so ijust get shit faced.

>not using Tomorrow

#justruntthings

i endorse this post

stop trying to force the hijab girls are sexy meme
its grim

cant wait to absolutely shit this christmas lunch out


xxx

they are though

Ugh

I'd really rather you not made that post lad

wrong

Guess I'll open presents about 9am, then ma will cook brekky. Will get ready and be on the champers by about noon hehe.

>customising Sup Forums
Ah yes, a runt of this calibre could fetch quite a bit on the market

Gunna be a hot night fuck me sideways

>celebrating christmas in the summer
Aussies should be erradicated

Bender

syatyed out with 3.5 g of cocaine at 11pm currently have about 0.8gs and have smoked 30 sterling king size and drunk 9 cans of stella ahahahhaha christmas dinner about 2pm. i feel so great right now it's hard to describe i've been wtaching porn for about 4 hours and can't even get hard but it turns me on so much and makes me feel fanrtastic

>Amazon gift cards

forced me fist up yer sisters gee

>tfw got my g(b)f some lingerie
:/

Rasheed

you're fucking wrong

are you blind

hmmm

>wtaching porn for about 4 hours and can't even get hard but it turns me on so much and makes me feel fanrtastic

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she has to go back

pedo shes 10

REKT the other irish poster lads

wrong

Looking real sexy done up in her bin liners x

15 yr old spotted

lmao, good post.

Enjoy getting a noseblood as you sit down next to gran for Christmas dinner though :)))

Spent 40 quid on a new travel mug

>Star Wars Battlefront
I'm so sorry

i hate this crass cunt. literally zero sense of decorum. glad he got smashed in the face in manchester

REKT his sisters fanny too

looks like a badger savaged a roast beef dinner

Ps4?

>he didn't abstain all week whilst paying his sister to walk around in lingerie to undermine his brother and win the xmas jizzing contest

get it together user

HEEM yourself pedo
literally wrong but I'll let you off because it's Christmas :)

Is it gold plated and diamond encrusted?

>he wants decorum from his comedians

120mg of codeine down the pudding hole

Yeah

What's wrong with it? Isn't it just battlefield but in Star Wars?

Shan't be opening any prezzies until the entire family is awake

We're your present user

Watching all the rich kids of instagram post the presents they get while shouting at my mum for being shit

want to die t bh.

fuck off he literally makes a career off the lowest common denominator

got your sister off lmao

ABSOLUTE slutty minx

why are u awake this early i havent been to sleep yet

>*looks at present with fake enthusiastic smile*
'Ahh thank you! That's really nice!'

*heems you*

STILL haven't done my shopping
when does esso open?

hmmm... ah.. yes

suicidal thoughts

hope that jesus wanker is happy

Too exited to see what Santy got me xx

me irl

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how fucking old are you

bf just sent me this

You mean the gas station esso?