/brit/

Mission gf 2017 starting early edition

Poo

Still too early to drink is it? I mean it's Christmas and all so I figured people would look the other way or should I wait until later on?

cara

unironically got friendzoned lads. the memes are real

I gotta drive my sister to our folks house
spill some out for me

A Russian military plane with 92 people on board has crashed into the Black Sea, Russia's defence ministry says.

The plane disappeared from radar two minutes after taking off from the resort of Sochi at 05:25 (02:25 GMT). Debris and one body have been found, with no reports of any survivors.

The defence ministry said the Tu-154 was carrying soldiers, 64 members of the famed Alexandrov military music ensemble, and nine reporters.

Better than having sex and ruining a friendship. Trust me.

>folks

Starting drinking after breakfast lads
Might start with a cheeky glass of port or gimonade

>Mfw got a Snowman and the Dog cake
Jealous?

islam to blame

woke up early with stomach cramps and did a big shit

feel awful

I hate Christmas

happy Hanukkah lads

yes, 9:30am is too early to drink even on christmas day

just wait until lunch time

eat something first, don't listen to the Australian party pooper

Will save my beer stash for my yearly Neon Genesis marathon. Looking forward to watching the 1080p BD this time.

watching an aurora snow gangbang

Pengest Brunch

yo i hope you fucking die man what a stupid ridiculous thing to say theirs always others friends.

Good edition

nose a little bit blocked

christmas status: ruined

Building this after no sleep on coke all night ahahaha

Lads, bit worried for Her Maj.

Hope she's okay.

nah

i seriously hope you porn addicts can go one day without

>So this is Chrismtas
>And what have you done
>Another year over
>And a new one just begun

remember to keep discharging static lad :)

Merry Christmas, you bunch of sadacts

>worrying about a literal living holiday attraction

the queen dying would be a Christmas miracle

think her clogs are well and truly popped now

just completed the xmas wank
thanks /trash/

why get an i5 but settle for an amd card?

The best gimmicks are those only done once or twice a year

Got a new FILA jumper Hannukah lads well amped

Merry Christmas lads!

Get any good prezzies?

Going to start the ol' sesh at 11

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

that's still someone's mum/grandmother/great grandmother lad

i dunno nerd i wanted a good gaming computer so i told my brother to orde rfthe fuckign parts i dunno what it mneans cunt

really wish yellowstone would erupt and take out all the yanks and leafs x

Not a single thing from anyone lmao

you're falways fhere

Received a shite tonne of sweets and not much else

Think my mum really wants me to get diabetes

need a girl to make fun of my small willy

>ifunny.co

jewish holiday invented so they'd have something similar to christmas

Literally don't care

is he called Shakin' Stevens cause he has MS or does he just live somewhere that gets lots of earthquakes?

Yellowstone erupting would have no affect on me

yeah well he cucked you faggot lmao

A girl stopped me at the bar last night and said "I just have to tell you that you're really good looking"

I pretty much just ran away haha

still probably better than yours i just dumped £750 on it for a laugh ahahahha

Typical short-sighted leaf

proper laugh that mate, should be on live at the Apollo with that routine

Housemates gf kept complimenting me when she was drunk lads haha it was right infront of my housemate too

She kept grabbing my arm and telling me my hair looks great and how my sweater looks great too

Haha kill all australians

NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE FUN OF MY SMALL PENIS

>having to spend your xmas with a strung out coke fiend

unlcuky

...

Thanks, shan't be posting it ever again

its alright i think im gonna have a heart attack anyway mty hearrts been poundign for about 6 hours straight

Don't think my sausages were fully cooked

nah its not though
nvidia graphics cards are pretty much always better

>tfw gonna die sad and alone
Watching the Grinch and I just felt sympathy for him desu.

ROOOOO

christmas is a social construct

> unlcuky

who's the strung out coke fiend now?

baneposting has surpassed meme status

just browsed the #joinin hashtag

you are wrong

delete your posts

i've had 8gb of ram sitting in my drawer for like 2 years now, would it still be okay to use? i've kept it in the plastic packaging it came in.

I want Hayley to handcuff me to the bed and then shit on me

I was up drinking until 5 in the morning. Might start up again now.

...

Unless it was vacuum sealed, I wouldn't risk it

why would you keep the clothes

having a cup of tea in bed before getting up and braving the senpai lads

i looked up whether or not amd was in fact worse than nvidia on reddit and they told me that the difference is negligible and you should go for whichever one will be the best value.

>that asian bloke on the left
nice one

tfw no gf

>all these amd cucks
lmaoing @ ur life

might need to change the batteries

why not? what's the worst that could happen?

probably gone stale desu senpai desu

Didnt know the name of Ross's ex-wifes lesbian lover and had my entire family laugh at me

Would you eat two year old chicken?

it varies from game to game based on GPU optimisation

but yes, hardly matters

>le computer autism
Runts of the lowest order

i'm ill on christmas day lads. proper flu. don't feel like eating or drinking, i'm snotting and coughing all the time, sweating, shivering and my eyeballs are aching to fuck. please kill me.

simply put - amd is supposed to be more bang for your buck an nvidia is supposed to be the higher end
But the graphics card is one of the most important pieces so you should be spending more on it

losing my marbles due to fatigue

made a cup of tea and a bowl of shreddies and i tried to pour the kettle on the shreddies, imagine the utter carnage that would have resulted?

queen confirmed on last legs

I don't give a shit about Friends or The Big Bang Theory, both are absolutely terrible.

omg, that's so left field! you're awesome dude way to stick it to the man!!

Take a zinc tablet via suppository if you have any

could someone explain to me the "a good two hours" mene to me

I thought the season of The Last Leg ended this weekend?

>The Queen will not attend church on Christmas Day because she is still suffering from a heavy cold, Buckingham Palace has said.

Shit lads, this might actually be it

Stomache is aching with hunger

Where's my trócaire appeal you lazy black bastards?