ITT: MOST FUCKED UP JOKE YOU KNOW

ITT: MOST FUCKED UP JOKE YOU KNOW

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OPs life

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>your mother chose not to abort you

Savage

hey bby you must be a jew cause you are on fire

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew?
Harry Potter survived the chamber.

A muslim goes into a gay bar and the bartender asks him what does he want.
> Shots for everyone!
- He replys

No nerd jokes user

Bump

Y-You too.
>I had a biology test last Friday, and it asked me to identify two things commonly found in cells.
>Apparently Blacks and Mexicans weren't the answer.

Op is still allive

underrated post

whats black and blue and hates sex?

>the kid in my basement

I was eating out this girl once, and i tasted horse semen. So i chuckled and looked up then said, "mom, so that's how you died"

Ethiopian cuisines.

How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman?

Shit in her cunt

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby?

>about 20 minutes in a microwave

What does a baby in a turned on blender look like?
I don't know I normally close my eyes when i jack off.

What's the difference between a ham and cheese sandwich and the corpse of a newborn baby?
I would never fuck a sandwich before eating it

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
>The pizza can feed a family of 4

whats the difference between a truck full f watermelons and a truck full of dead babies?

>cant unload a truck full of watermelons with a pitchfork

You really don't belong here

What's pink, eight inches long, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?


Her miscarriage.

America

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Too late

god damn

What do the gay bar and Antarctica have in common?
They're both -50

i kek'd
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How do you save a baby from chocking?
Well you don't, but eventually you're gonna have to take your dick out from its mouth.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
>no
Neither have they

how did Michelle Obama no she was pregnant?
when she pulled her tampon out the cotton end was gone

Whats the difference between a roadkill skunk and a roadkill nigger?

The Skunk has skidmarks infront of it

so i was having sex with my daughter, and my wife walks in. and the look on her face is absolute shock. i dont know what shes more shocked about? the fact im having sex with my daughter or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.

Jim/10

I love jokes about dead babies. They never get old

Kek

why did the kid fall off his bike?

because someone threw a refrigerator at him

Please not this joke

>no

/thread

idgi

How do you make a little girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

whats funnier than a dead baby?

a dead baby in a clown costume

Here you go from my grandfather to you...

I was in the grave yard
thats where I screwed her
she was rotten, and she was dead
maggots fell from her asshole
as hair fell from her head
as I laid bedside her
and suck-a-fested her tit.
I dreamt of a glass of buzzard puke
and a bath of liquid shit
As I trotted open that day and thought of my dreadful sin
I shagged ass back to the graveyard
and sucked out the load I shot in.

clicked this thread just to post that well done user

Why did the girls ice cream melt
she was on fire

Two niggers jump off of a building at the same time who wins
Society

Why do you put duct tape on a hamster
so it doesn't explode when you fuck it in the ass

whats the worst part about being a black jew
you have to sit in the back of the oven

Holy fuck

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
>It died
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree
>It was stapled to the first one
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree
>Peer pressure

Explain this madness user

I DIED

You can unload watermelons with a pitchfork. It should be difference between a truck full of tires and a truck full of dead babies

I like my wine like I like my children, aged 12 years and in the basement

A muslim walks into a gay bar and says "SHOTS FOR EVERYONE!"


...see you in hell dawgz..

I like my rum like I like my women. 12 years old and mixed with coke

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What did the leper say to the prostitute?

>keep the tip

what do you do after you fuck the tightest pussy in the world?

>you put its diaper back on

How do you start an ethiopian rave party?
Stick a pancake to the roof

How many ethiopians can you fit in a bath tub?
I dont know they keep slipping down the drain

What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese

kek x100

How do you impregnate an ethiopian?
Cum on the floor and let the flies do the rest

knock knock

What weighs 40kgs and runs along the desert at 100mph?
A whole ethiopian football team

How do you start a marathon in Ethiopia?
Roll a can of food down a hill.

>40kgs
>implying they have food to weigh that much

what's the worse case of selfishness

a nigger sleeping alone into a dumpster where two can fit in

Who's there?

Orange you going to let me in?

Good luck selling a bunch of watermelons with holes already poked in them. You young people don't know anything about business and the ECONOMY

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Did you not get that it is the entire team that weighs 40kgs?

Wanna hear a joke about pizza??????¿¿¿¿¿

How do you kill a 400lb gorilla?
[spoiler]you throw your kid at it[/spoiler]

A Muslim, a black, a mexican, and a caucasian all get on a plane.

The black sits in economy. The Mexican sits in business class. The Caucasian sits in First Class. Where does the Muslim sit?

In the pilot seat!

you can sell them to people who have really thin dicks and want to fuck a melon

What's the difference between a hurricane and an infant?
I can't rip the eye out lf a hurricane and skull fuck it.

What's the hardest thing about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.

Overrated

What does an alligator get when he goes to McDonald's?


A kids meal.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas?

+1 internet for you user

Nevermind it's too cheesy

he got his arms chopped off too

Cancer

Cancer

user is saying you stop to try and not hit the skunk

this joke is from the devil

How does OP know his sister is on her period? He can taste shit on his Dad's dick

Happy Father Day OP

How do you make a baby cry?
Drop it.
How do you make it stop crying?
Drop it again.

Kill me

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I really like this a lot

What's the worst part about being a Jewish nigger?
You have to sit at the back of the gas chamber

other user here, I thought it was because the nigger would have skidmarks in the back, as in shit in his pants because he can't afford the cleaner

heard it

>So a rapist is walking into the woods and the little girl with him is crying...
>he says why are you crying i have to walk out alone

> what's the hardest part of baby dying?

my dick.

Someone was willing to try and brake to not hit the skunk. Not so for a nigger, which tends to exude a far worse smell and contributes less to society.