Ladies and Gentlemen, how do we fix Africa?

Ladies and Gentlemen, how do we fix Africa?
Hardmode: non-edgy solutions only

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Cleaning out all colonial influences? More nationalism?

Only one man could've saved Africa and we killed him.

RIP Sankara :'(

Stop the aid. Redraw the border according to ethnicity.

this.
though just stopping the aid and letting them genocide themselves how they want fix it in 50 years or so

You have to fix the people first, and that can't really be done in a non-edgy way. You'd have to stop parents from passing on their shitty values and selfish world views to their children by separating them.

t. Sasol

>Cleaning out all colonial influences?
How would abolishing civilisation and technology solve anything?

Carpet bomb it from one end to another.

This would actually help desu, but only if their military hardware was confiscated first.

How about we stop trying to fix it once for all?

Us, Europeans, had to cross the black plague, the famines, wars, illnesses and nobody helped us, so let the niggers fix their continent by themselves.

>More Nationalism
Woo Hoo! Rwanda Genocide 2 Electric Boogaloo here we go!

But on that note, the problem is ethnic tensions, and very many cultural problems.

we don't need any help hanns everything is ok

I like this one.

>let the niggers fix their continent by themselves
The issue is that most of them never will. At least not in any reasonable time frame. The governments and "humanitarians" know this but they'll never say it because then they'd be racists.

it is the burden of the white man to bring civilization to less fortunate races.
Do you want us to just look away from all the unnecessary suffering in Africa?

This. Let their own industries develop from the lack of aid.

Battle corruption, but as long as corrupt corporations and countries exist in the western world there will be no solution for Africa.

you are not the problem. we are talking about sub sahara africa

Colonization and eugenics.

Or maybe this is edgy?

ONORABUL MEMBA, THIS LANGUAGE IS NOT PARLIAMENTARY!

>Why do we need to stop rape? It's women's problem, let them solve it. *rapes a woman*

Here's the best map I could find to highlight some of the divisions.

As meme as it sounds just pouring more resources in there. Though it needs to be efficiently administrated and watched over so nignogs actually manage to use stuff given to them without breaking or misusing it immediatly.

How is a nigger from Ethiopia similar to a Moroccan?

Ie. China is doing it pretty correctly rn.

Tribal rivalry would still create problems
Stopping aid will not mean they will remplace what they were given for free

No, if you want to fix any African country make sure to have two surveillance agencies (in competition who respond to different branches of the government) made exclusively to monitor and punish any kind of corruption.

Once that is out of the way development can occur using government planning and state intervention to kick start an economy

>non-edgy solutions only
ok, just bomb them all.

I think we need a sort of recolonisation. Invade the worst wrongdoers in africa and put those countries under UN mandat. Then the other dictators will get scared and play ball with us.
Only after we turned sub saharan africa into a bunch of colonies and client states, will we have the necessary administrative and buerocratic structures there, and then we finally can bring help and education to the people

They aren't, but it's the best map I could find.
In reality there would be about 20 more major groups, and thousands of smaller groups dotted all over the map.

Funny thing is that France seems to be the only country I could find work from on African ethnic devisions.

...

while the arabs are a little bit more civilized, I wouldn't go as far as to say they're "not the problem"

north africans had a culture for the last 3000 years. sub saharan africans lived still in stone age 100 years ago.

The difference between niggers and sandniggers is like the difference between runny poo and normal poo (think of it like orcs vs orcs).

see You stupid fucking cuck "Hans"

Education.

>Iraq
>Somalia

Calling bullshit. Post source.

unz.com/akarlin/immigrant-crime-in-germany/

German federal criminal office.

The jap is right

you do realize that in uncivlized countries where blak people live in tribes and don't have computers or electricity to submit stats it's almost impossible to properly keep track of crime right?

> Note: Crime statistics are often better indicators of prevalence of law enforcement and willingness to report crime, than actual prevalence.

Memes aside you know that's wrong though?

Give back the exploitations of ressources to africans.
Stop funding military groups/ terrorists/ dictators
Stop the chinese from becoming the masters of africa

Infrastructure, and education, and less corruption. A lot of the aid given is useless. Either it kills the local economies, or goes into corrupt warlords pockets.

this.
Fuck the Chinese.

You must give credit to the subsaharan westafricans, they had greater functional societies with cities and metallurgy.
Fucking these up was unnecessary as it fucked up what could have become the bedrock for europeanesque nationstates in that region.
Kingdom of benin was swell.

IT'S IN GERMANY YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER.

relax m8, I didn't get it.
big deal.

You're a big fat mess Argie. Sad!

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I don't think a harder question could be posed in this board, and I also don't think any simple answer to such a complicated issue exists.

...if I were to guess, tho, I'd say it can't be "fixed" by "us" (whoever "us" is). If Africans are to achieve better standards of living it shall be by their own merit, as white people have done, the japs and (much more recently) the Koreans have done. Chinks, indians, sandniggers, southeast-asians, pinoys, us spics... everyone's trying to hop on the 1st world board but shit's tough. A better life for everyone won't fall from the sky, won't be found in some afterlife bullshit and won't be handed over by foreigners; it's something that we have to earn by ourselves. As a pessimist, tho, speaking at least about Brazil, I don't think this will happen in less than 200 or so years...


pic is weeb meme but i think holds a lot of truth

elaborate please

pretty sure they got their metal from alberto barbossa

>Ladies and Gentlemen, how do we fix Africa?

According to that map I'm african thus Africa is fixed. Don't thank me

i wouldnt exactly call spain a fixed country

then tell your people to stop coming over here. They deserve a better place to live in when they retire.

Ceuta?

Tenerife.

give back all the spanish africa to Morocco who is the rightful owner and you will not be considered an african country

Stop meddling with them for resources.
Stop giving them weapons.
Stop giving them food supplies and vaccines.
The borders doesn't makes sense, needs to be redrawn.
Start giving them resources for government funding for education, health care, agriculture and infrastructure.
First few generations could be educated abroad for important jobs; doctors, teachers, politicians etc. so they can install the proper systems themselves.
>Give a Man a Fish, and You Feed Him for a Day. Teach a Man To Fish, and You Feed Him for a Lifetime

Enjoy your refugees

>Stop giving them food supplies and vaccines.
see

Get more gadafis spawn in africa and promote development and prosperity

Add to this
>Stop giving taxi service to illegal immigrants
youtube.com/watch?v=jIdL9XmyiMQ

Tbh it's cuckery and self inconsistent policies that's leading to the refugee crisis. If Qaddafi wasn't deposed, there wouldn't be Subsaharan African swarms encroaching upon Italy. Hell, if the Italian navy torpedoed the first 5-10 boats they'd stop trying as well.

Same thing with Syrians in Turkey; if we had landmined the border and opened fire on the first 500-600 trying to illegally cross, they'd stop trying. Case in point: how many refugees did the Saudis take from Syria despite being a fellow Arabic speaking Muslim country?

>how do we fix Africa?
You don't

Just take what you want and leave

This. There may be hope still though.

are you seriously suggesting shooting down unarmed civilians? I find it very hard to believe that you would support such a criminal act

>He vaccinated 2.5 million children against meningitis, yellow fever and measles in a matter of weeks.
>He initiated a nation-wide literacy campaign, increasing the literacy rate from 13% in 1983 to 73% in 1987.
>He planted over 10 million trees to prevent desertification
>He built roads and a railway to tie the nation together, without foreign aid
>He appointed females to high governmental positions, encouraged them to work, recruited them into the military, and granted pregnancy leave during education.
>He outlawed female genital mutilation, forced marriages and polygamy in support of Women’s rights
>He sold off the government fleet of Mercedes cars and made the Renault 5 (the cheapest car sold in Burkina Faso at that time) the official service car of the ministers.
>He reduced the salaries of all public servants, including his own, and forbade the use of government chauffeurs and 1st class airline tickets.
>He redistributed land from the feudal landlords and gave it directly to the peasants. Wheat production rose in three years from 1700 kg per hectare to 3800 kg per hectare, making the country food self-sufficient.
>He opposed foreign aid, saying that “he who feeds you, controls you.”
>He spoke in forums like the Organization of African Unity against continued neo-colonialist penetration of Africa through Western trade and finance. • He called for a united front of African nations to repudiate their foreign debt. He argued that the poor and exploited did not have an obligation to repay money to the rich and exploiting
>In Ouagadougou, Sankara converted the army’s provisioning store into a state-owned supermarket open to everyone (the first supermarket in the country). • He forced civil servants to pay one month’s salary to public projects.
>He refused to use the air conditioning in his office on the grounds that such luxury was not available to anyone but a handful of Burkinabes.

Africa needs more anti imperialist, socialist leader like Thomas Sankara..

You can stop it after the
>Start giving them resources for government funding for education, health care, agriculture and infrastructure.
part has been made I guess.

>Redraw the border according to ethnicity.
lol

Stop spoon-feeding them and let them industrialize

They already did.

Ok, I am impressed.

Complete lockdown with no help from any outside. Force them to evolve. The weak and dumb will die and Africa will become better (after a couple hundred years of horrible violence that is)

map legend?

you sound like a nazi

based

Why would you ask this question to Sup Forums?

>this troll again

Lemme tell you the "wonders" that socialism did for my country...

Fuck off Bibi, literally nobody likes you.

>He vaccinated 2.5 million children against /---/ yellow fever
wish our leaders would do that desu

It's like asking a basic bitch what her opinion is on anything really.

I suggest bombing them.

And another thing. If socialism is anti-imperialist, please explain what happened in 1968.

>its another episode of eastern euroshits claiming to have the end all knowledge on literally anything left of center "hurr durr i was born in 1992 therefore i know what socialism is like"

Kill yourself.

Because Santana actually pursued policies targeted towards development.

It's not about socialism but a good leader that pursued food developmental policies.

Unfortunately I can't find it online. Only low res versions. It's basically from a book a historian made 50 years ago.

>Hardmode: non-edgy solutions only

I don't know whaf the fuck that's supposed to mean, but colonizing and killing natives worked for centuries.

Its probably a dialect/accent map, in which case its shit

wtf i think milosevic was right now

Did it work for you?

>He thinks literally anything about the USSR was socialist other than the name

>inb4 responds with the "not real socialism" comic in which none of the examples represent a stateless classless society or transition to it

>it's another episode of skinny weed smoking liberal arts major who thinks Marxism ever did anything but reduce nations to one huge prison camp

Please don't feed that Irish communist guy. It is worth nothing he lives in a country that's never experienced socialism either.

You are a fucking idiot

They're already fixing themselves tho

Botswana and Namibia seem like decent countries


And Nigeria will be a superpower in 2060

No, it's based on actual languages and tribes.
You're fucking dumb.

Yeahhhh socialism was so great when you have nothing to buy in stores and all media is full of propaganda talking about how tractor production tripled this year and how everyone who owned business or had any education was purged as an enemy of the working class. if your family happened to include any such persons you were also blacklisted and couldn't get decent job or education.

Here's one more cool pic.

Language is not a 1:1 to ethnicity also it ignores the use of trade and second languages, mistaken classifications and traditional relationships between people so yeah its total shit.

so how comes china is doing so well?

China hasn't really been socialist since the 80s, but it's still a Third World shithole outside the major cities and the CCP can bulldoze your home any time they need the land for development.

China was a fucking shithole when it was socialist