>Get giant gummy worm
>Get liquid squeezable candy
>Pour the liquid candy on the giant gummy worm
>Pour a little on your gf's pussy
>Use the giant gummy worm as a dildo
>Start eating her out and eating the giant gummy worm
>She finishes
>Clean up time baby
>Slurp her entire nether region all over until all the liquid candy is gone
>Slurp inside her pussy too
Why am I so good at having fun
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>She gets a yeast infection
>So fun
That's why you clean the the mess up with eating out idiot
Is your tongue the size of a giant gummy worm? If so, I apologize
that is an awful lot of sugar...
>assuming none goes into her urethra
>assuming the candy doesn't at least start to/partially melt from friction and body heat
>assuming her vagina isn't going to be a disgusting, sticky mess on the inside which will be difficult to clean up
>finding any girl who is okay with the idea of a tube of sugar being shoved inside her while syrup (more sugar) is being poured on top
Supreme kek
>being this retarded
That's your answer to why you're so good at having fun, OP. Just like that retarded kid that swings at the yard of the apartment block I live in.
It's the length of one
Ok so I don't have a super long serpent tongue, but there's many ways women have to clean themselves out
>assuming the candy doesn't at least start to/partially melt from friction and body heat
The kind of gelatin most gummies are made out of (and certainly a giant gummy worm) has a much higher melting point than 100-ish degrees.
>finding any girl who is okay with the idea of a tube of sugar being shoved inside her while syrup (more sugar) is being poured on top
I bet if you found a random chick at a rave, probably wearing cat ears or something, she'd probably be down for a unique sexual experience
You ever held a gummy bear in your hand?
Shit gets sticky after a while.
Not even adding friction into the situation.
>i bet if you found a random chick at a rave wearing cat ears or something
OP if you wanna go down on that, be my guest.
Ask yourself something first.
If you think
>she'd probably be down for a unique sexual experience
What makes you think she
>is clean
>hasn't already been fucked during the rave
>doesn't have horrible hygiene
The key in this whole thing is "I bet"
Meaning not only are you unsure because you haven't tried it, you're making an assumption that you'll miraculously get the perfect scenario.
>wanting to eat kids food
use a salami or something
Nig I have every common std out there, a chick with herpes is just a normal chick to me
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>She gets a yeast infection
>Who gives a shit
now this i believe.
The only person who would possibly consider trying to eat a whole gummi worm covered in liquid candy is a fat virgin neckbeard.
>Why am I so good at getting diabetes?
Fixed
>diabeetus intensifies
>Implying this hard
Where did I say I'd eat the entire thing
You just take a few bites out of it white you're eating her out, you don't try to down the entire think idiot
so good at giving girls yeast infections you mean
you're the reason why
the internet causes doctors physical pain
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Sugar would tear it up. So many infections.