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Dubs decides

ayy bby wuz gud

SHOW ME YOUR COCK

first post best win

lel

dtf

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Have we met in Starbucks before?

(Then when she answers)

Guess we better meet up then!

kys

Look, i matched you because guys match every girl on tinder. It's life i guess for guys. We go on here looking for adventure and fun though, we just want someone willing to join us on that ride. So let's be real. Do you think we could meet up even though you know nothing about me at all? if you want a friend to come that's cool. I just want to do stuff again since I've been on my own for quite some time. I also got to admit, you're pretty cute, not just your average looking girl for sure. So, what do say to that?

Lick my ass raw

dubbbbbs

C-C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!!!

What a waste

OP you fag post up

Wan sum fuk?

Like I said, kill yourself faggot. My dubs are without end.

And then when she meets you, tip your fedora

Hi there. Are you familiar with electrical engineering? Well, I can teach you a thing or two. Let's start by going over the male and female ends of the extension cord.

Don't worry sweetie, i'll show you very slowly

Fuck my asshole with a bird!!

HURRY THE FUCK UP OP.

"Did you came here for good sex?"
If she says no
"Well you came to the right place"

I'm not the guy you originally told to kill himself. This is a dubs thread and you got dubs telling someone to kill himself and not suggesting something for OP to say to the chick. It was a waste of dubs.

rolling for this

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卐 fuck my asshole with a Nintendo 64 卐

You look like a tranny I used to fuck, got a dick I can suck?

MASSIVE KEKS WHAT A MAD MAN!

Op is a faggot.

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

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Op fucked it should have done

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"I'm a male lesbian, if you won't sleep with me I'll call the oppression police".

wowe vary nic

You must be a fat virgin loser with a fake profile pic, which prevents you actually meeting up. That's the only reason I can think of as to why your doing this.

rolls

>That's the only reason I can think of
expand your mind fag

Rolling and holing

Can't work out what to do

>>Your gonna have a hard time in life

Give me one viable reason.

Op has a chance to get laid with a hot chick but instead goes for the lol's on a anonymous image board.

once you go through the rounds a bit on tinder you get bored with running actual game. the chicks respond the same way and fucking loses it's charm if there's no hunt.
So you start messing around for the keks

Bump

I bet you use your "game" on 3/10 bitches you fukin incel.

That shit doesnt count

Can probably still do this

send her this with no context

roll

rolll

reroll

u fuck slut?

dubs get

bump

dubs get

reroll

would you like to have consensual sex in the missionary position m'lady

hodor

one more try

bingo

I have her nudes haha

pics or it didn't happen

Post them theeeeeeeen!!!

dis

Whats your dads name

deliver OP

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Do it op

Let's ge right into the noose

Rolling for this. If trips or higher, you have to send the re send the pic after every message sent.