Vocaroo Thread

>Official Unofficial Rules

1. Post something in you're language or request something in someone else's
B. Go to vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.
四. Requesting German raters, always requesting German raters.

>Obligatory English

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>Obligatory English, but please do post other languages and more difficult English texts because that's the only way this will become interesting. =)

"Something in a thirty-hectare thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning."

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Dit e dielë qesh kur t'pash
Si ëngjull I but
Jam ul n'gjunj e kryq kam ba
E për ty jam lut

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I asked for an arab gf for christmas but Santa doesn't care about me.

vocaroo.com/i/s0h5LL3cVIrn

He does care about you, that's why you didn't get you one.

vocaroo.com/i/s1wyqlXT9hEr
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Just here to say that arab women are no better than dogs, they can't stop talking about religion with an irritating voice. Imagine a dog barking at you with all day, but at least dogs smell nice.

Arab women sweat smells like sausage and their breath is like rotten sheep meat

kek
I saw this too on frenchbashing.com

Requesting French

i feel bamboozled that you had me go to a site that isn't even real. i demand reparations

Obligatory English
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Merry christmas bump assholes.

vocaroo.com/i/s0Zgu2drggFu

You sound too muscular and swarthy to be here

"ege szege
drzwi strzegę"

And you sound too proper and well accented to be here : )
The women here love that accent.

vocaroo.com/i/s1068boWzLdl

correct:
vocaroo.com/i/s1i0JU9HA8yU
your attempt was funny though xD

vocaroo.com/i/s061GogTtUO7

Cheap laptop has a bad microphone

How'd I do amigos?

Your language is strange to me, I think I might start voting UKIP

Painful

vocaroo.com/i/s1wHtSe63BPw

tenno heika banzaaaaaaaaaai
ore wa polando ga daisuki da!

not that hard to read desu, just some digraphs (rz,cz,ch,sz, dż etc.) and less often trigraphs (drz, dzi) that need to be remembered
and some new letters like ż,ł,ó,ą,ę xD
i know it still seems strange for you, as for me every balkan language + lithuanian/latvian, which are probably not that hard to read as well (saying it as Pole, idk about Brits with their accent), just have strange spelling rules

Sup guys.

Just seems unnecessary, especially considering how much of English is already redundant

vocaroo.com/i/s0O1nPRRkeII

I aint clicking that virus nigga.

vocaroo.com/i/s0n4QAfgiu6F

I had to use google to understand your German nonsense

I DONT CLICK ON VIRUSES

someone gotta try this

here you go senpai vocaroo.com/i/s0PEEUI8fZm8

>s0PEEUI8fZm8
>m8
ayyy

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I feel lazy even posting this

lol so fun XD not bad

:) your turn

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

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so embarrassing XD

nip nong ching chong tang fang poo

Using cheapass ancient headset...
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"Člen ruského Alexandrova armádního pěveckého sboru, zpěvák Roman Valutov byl na seznamu obětí nedělní letecké katastrofy u Soči, během dne ale vyšlo najevo, že do letounu Tu-154, jenž se zřítil do Černého moře, vůbec nenastoupil."

rate me plz
I spent shitton of time in improing my English.

You do the thing we do to make fun of asians, where you switch L for R

Stop that

>drz
It's not a trigraph, ya dumdum.

idc how it's called, i'm not a humanist. just wanted to give an example xD

i hope that amount of r's and l's in this text and that he's Japanese is a coincidence

ofc

u r a dick mr penis

but at least im not spanish

or worse, basque

fair enough, you're happy not being spanish, I'm happy not being a hamplanet

lmao, nah

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Give me some sentences which sounds like Japanese army.I'll vocaroo it.

if you keep putting so much salt on your burgers your kidneys will stop working :^)