Norwegians have some of the worst history of all the worlds countries. They compensate this by calling us swedes for cucks despite being the 2nd most cucked nation in the nordics. They always want to keep their shitty history secret, but i will make the world a favor and tell about it.
The start of their history is as vikings. Who were known as big, brave men who plundered villages and similar stuff. But since they all suffer from crippling social anxiety, they tried to stay relevant by finding uninhabited islands and later """"discovering"""" america (arctic tundra).
They later turned Christian and made the norwegian """empire""" which consisted of arctic tundra and mountains no one else wanted. After that the reality came to them and the way more historically and culturally rich denmalk conquered them along with us. We eventually broke free but as you can guess that was nothing the norwegians could ever accomplish alone.
Danish control eventually ended in early 19th century but people knew norway didn't have the capacity to live on as an independent nation and that's how my much more country fell in control over it.
In the early 20th century, the norwegians finally gained independence, presumably as a sign of pity from their swedish overlords. That didn't last however since the germans had seen the mistake and easily conquered it during ww2. But as you know the germans lost and the norwegians had to continue their pathetic existence.
They lived on as the poorest, least successfull of his scandinavian brothers. Until they out of pure luck, managed to find shit tons of oil and became rich because of it.
And that's the entirety of Norways history. How does it feel to have such a boring, empty history?
Why so butthurt? The only reason you'd make a thread like this is because you're jealous of us or something.
Noah Perez
Thets it ?? This is Norwegians history so Norwegians and swedan and Danmark Lol not like the rus brothers ?? We Use to be one ?? us russian from this moment i support You swedan its time for You to unite them all by force take your lands back fuck Norwegia worst history ever Even Ukraina have Biger history then fucking Norwegia
Fuck You Norwegia sisi Nato weak black metal fags Russland Swerige coming
Alexander Hill
> le Norway would be poor without oil meme > Swedecuckistani """"education""""
Justin Gomez
Hello Norwegian friend! Finnish here. Let me sing you the song of my people!
Really made me think. Everyday i hate Sweden more, you're fucking disgrace to us all
William Green
Can't grow bananas here m8, and we're a democracy.
Wyatt Ortiz
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Jayden Taylor
I still can not understand that Norway appeared on the Civ6. Norway is great and fantastic Norway is an advanced country. I really like Norway.
>But Norwegian influence was historically powerful (????) >NEVER
They did not set up a colonial empire like France or England. They never dominated Europe. They are neither strong in the past and now
I can not understand.
>Can you admit that Norway is an influential civilization than Persia? >Can you admit that Norway is a more influential civilization than the Ottoman Empire? >Can you recognize that Norway is a more influential civilization than Austria? >Can you admit that Norway is a more influential civilization than Sweden or denmark? >Can you admit that Norway is a more influential civilization than Mongolia? >Can you admit that Norway is a more influential civilization than Netherlands or Belgium?
No, no one admits Norway.
Xavier Wright
So since Norway was not imperialist, is Norway a white country with no white guilt?
Brayden Howard
we wuz vikangz n shit
Connor Gomez
P much Apologise for raping the ritish and french
Caleb Roberts
The British starved us in 1812, and the French were deplorable, so we're even.
Adrian Watson
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Brayden Martinez
we wuz americanz n shiet
Wyatt Gutierrez
but they did discover north america. Swecucks should stfu
Kevin Young
Only deed they ever did worthy of note
Andrew Jackson
they also invented cheese slicer and Burzum. Also Abel
Nicholas Cooper
Here's something Norwegians did, rather impressive though fairly short lived due to the Normans.
Ethan Young
>Black metal band >Cheese slicer They will never reach swedish invention-tier
Ayden Evans
I'm suddenly aware of the irony of mentioning the Normans (whose nobility descended from Norwegians).
Lincoln Watson
Nope, that was the danes
Brandon Brown
Rollo was certainly Norwegian, and Cnut grew up in Norway.
Isaac Wright
Cnut was born in denmark and ruled there first. I'd say that counts him as a dane
Landon Lewis
They're just trying to branch out a little bit, same reason we got based Teddy instead of Washington or Lincoln yet again.
Easton Garcia
We need less socialism. Norwegians are incredibly lazy because they nothing to lose. I wish I had the motivation to do shit, but this is a depressingly unproductive country that doesn't reward hard work.
Luis Nelson
I agree with OP to be honest. Swedes have always been superior and still are. Unlike Norwegians they have an actual industry. Norway could die tomorrow and nobody would miss them.. can't say the same about Sweden.
Andrew Taylor
My ancestor :)
Brody Hill
Also this
Nathan Gray
Didn't know you had those outside Sweden, delicious
Jeremiah Wright
Germany could die tomorrow and everyone would cheer.
Logan Brooks
>everyone would cheer ..and after a week you're going to realize what you've lost.
.. btw your oil platforms are full of German Engineers, machines and vehicles. Have fun using some Chinese shit that is going to kill your workers lmfao.
Jose James
>literally Danes in denial
John Collins
Danes with an aesthetically pleasing flag and a non-fucked up language.
Ethan Adams
I unironically thought those are finnish because every place is full of them here
I know this is rich coming from a German but even though I have seen some heavy shit in Berlin etc.. I have never ever seen so many shitskins at one place like in pic related..
John King
fuck, won't buy these ever again
Lincoln Gomez
sweden turns finns into this
Xavier Harris
Difference is that they are under control. There are no sharia zones in Norway.
Grayson White
this is normal in sweden
Landon Smith
b-but why? >There are no sharia zones in Norway. So you have never been to Holmlia? Shit I know your capital better than you.
Gabriel Long
High immigrant density and sharia zones are not the same thing.
Lucas Stewart
>We protect you Norway >WAAAAAH WE DON'T WANT PROTECTION WE WANT INDEPENDENCE >OK damn it shut up you liability we were just trying to keep you safe
20 years later
>WAAAAAAH HOW COME YOU DIDN'T PROTECT US FROM THE NAZIS SWEDEN
Always bugged me.
Nicholas Peterson
Because you faggots let them pass through Sweden.
Isaac Nelson
>fighting the good guys
Isaac Young
They were just the lesser of several evils.
Thomas Bell
I am Greek
Chase Hughes
Knud was half Danish and half Polish and was almost solely responsible for the invasion of Anglia and imposing Danelaw thereby forming the North sea Empire. The Normans managed to invade when he stopped sending reinforcements because he lost interest though.
Feels good knowing his descendants still rule Norway and Denmark.
>took in all our jews thanks sven :^)
Benjamin James
Ever heard of the Roman empire (which had fair hared blue-eyed elites)? Ever heard of the Normans? We were kings baby
Samuel Hernandez
ohh would you look at that FIDF in action yet again to project butthurt
Logan Gomez
True. Swedes are the superior race. The Greeks of the Baltic, the Romans of Boreas, the Conquistadors of Rus.
Luis King
Nobody would miss Sweden
Even I wouldn't miss Sweden
Leo Green
pay compensation for the viking invasions
Landon Evans
>swedecuck makes another jealousy thread about norway >every single post is people not even from norway shitting on OP
Nolan Clark
shouldnt you focus on the greater threat? the eternal dane
Levi Allen
Norway is only nordic country that doesnt make me cringe
Aiden Martinez
how can you cringe at something that barely exists?
Austin Johnson
I would miss you, if you let me hug for the night with some swedish qt. Doesn't have to be blonde.
On topic - correct me if I am wrong, but Norway never even had the population to be something "more". Sweden was pretty big country even in the 19th century.
Henry Ross
>every """""single""""" post shitting on op Read again
Josiah Wilson
Ingen bryr seg
Leo Scott
What do you even mean
Nathaniel Lee
i am implying norway is barely worthy of notice so it's only logical you wouldnt cringe at them your reading comprehension is making me cringe tbqh
Jack Stewart
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Isaiah Sanders
*sig. I know no one cares about norway, this was created to the select ones who do.
Jason Wright
>i am implying norway is barely worthy of notice
Aiden Long
>*sig No, seg. I wasn't speaking the language of your inferior country
Benjamin Green
>tfw even americans like us better than you
no wonder swedecucks suffer from inferiority complex tbqhwu
Jace Cox
i am clearly swedish. If you're going to reply to me in any nordic language It's supposed to be swedish you retarded spaz
Ethan Martin
>Members of NATO >Not members of NATO Of course they will prefekt their puppets
Angel Reyes
*prefer
Aaron Kelly
Even Denmark was more influential in the viking age than Norway. Devs added Norway in civ6 to get the edgy vykang metsal fans to buy their shit. The same thing with Brazil, because a shitload of monkeys would buy anything featuring Brazil.
Elijah Hernandez
>isn't allowed into the cool boys' clubhouse >throws a tantrum on Sup Forums
not to mention that they're the best equipped military in the region because of their small size and the fact that they shit money because of oil
Evan Cook
We would still win in 1v1 war. Your argument is?
Julian Brooks
>swedecuck just keeps getting blown the fuck out eternal kek thread
Eli Davis
Everyone hates Sweden, i get that. But i still win the argument war.
Matthew Hernandez
maybe once you receive Gripen E/Fs, until then you would lose control of your skies in record time
Nolan White
No you wouldn't. Norway is not stupid enough to instigate war with our neighbors, and if Sweden even so much as lifts a finger in our direction, it would net them a hefty dicking by NATO.
>mfw sweden can't choose its comrades and enemies well enough to beat Norway, and has to resort to practically impossible hypothetical situations to even compete
Lincoln Williams
If norway would win the war they would win by us designed and us produced military tech. PROUD AS FUCK!!
Christian Moore
It's the serb that started it by claiming you to be the dominant Nordic power. In a regular war of course you would win with NATO aid
Isaiah Williams
Norway is an active member of the F-35 program and they're responsible for testing a multitude of the jets' features and they're directly funding it.
better to win with foreign tech than to lose with your own
Christopher Reyes
so once again norway is just a puppet, used as an outpost for foreign powers while being taxed to have foreign militaries occupy them. great Hopefully the oil runs out soon so they can gain independence from the american empire project called NATO
Jonathan Edwards
Just to get you informed, they wouldn't win. Our military arsenal is bigger and you're clearly underestimating our current gripen
