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Queens Speech To The Commonwealth Edition

For Aussies: iview.abc.net.au/programs/queens-christmas-message/ZW1010A001S00#playing

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Alri

abostralia

merry christmas lids

yeh

'sappo

*puts quality street cunts in the bin*

there are people who like the purple quality street chocolates

some of them even post here

sickening

cadbury favourites?

>merry

FOY

>liz will cark it next year
hmmmmmm

fuck everyone who isn't white

Why do normies like chasing after "likes"? They are basically invisible.

Ok, let's get this settled

OFFICIAL /brit/ CHRISTMAS CHOCOLATE TIN POWER RANKINGS 2016/17

1. Roses
2. Quality street

POWER BREAK

99999999999. Quality street
99999999999999999999^9999999999999999999. Miniature heroes

Business idea: stay up all night drinking beer and playing runescape then wake up at 2:30pm tomorrow and spend the rest of the day playing runescape

Thoughts?

Anyone have that pic of a qt biting into a cream pastry and going cross-eyed?

Anglosphere represent

t. abo

Gonna watch the Queen's Speech and then laugh at Jo Cox's husband afterwards

Thank you. Merry Christmas to you as well.

where are my roses man at

think you may have pissed the bed on this one haha

white people fuck dogs

I'll be doing the same thing. Gunna blood dye a weapon for myself as a present.

all i got for christmas was lots of alcohol and money (for drugs)

couldn't have asked for anything more x

where's nz and west britain?

Thorntons

wonderful post

>Brits will never know the joy of fishing all the cherry ripes out and then watching as people get angry trying to find them
hmm

>user! come out of your cave for once and spend christmas with your family!
>NO MUM, I NEED TO POST PICTURES OF MODEL AND ACTRESS CARA DELEVINGNE ON A CANTONESE STAMP COLLECTING WEBSITE

>Thorntons

FOB

so you mean heroes?

...

eating kinder santas atm

no but i have this

screaming

>not McVities Victoria

how can you BE so out of touch with british culture, desert yanks literally need to FUCK OFF

Hew?

>2. Quality street
>POWER BREAK
>99999999999. Quality street
hmmmm

Australians are like some weird bizarro version of britain

it all seems vaguely recognisable but is different for some reason

'cadubry favourtes' or 'smiths chips' or 'vegemite'
rlly gets me thinking

looks that way. don't think i've ever seen a nestle one here

reminder that these are the GOAT crimbo chocolate

yelping

...

If two people confess to a murder and nobody witnessed it you can't put either of them in prison since there's no way to be sure who did it.

Why doesn't every murderer just someone along to both confess?

umm, cherry ripes are nasty sweetheart x

>lindt

FOT
(fuck off trillionaire)

bit expensive though

Heems all of you

Will take a box of ferrero rocher over any of these so-called "chocolates" 2bh

white chocolate is top

the fuck do these cunts have in common?

>Thorntons
chocolate for northerners to think theyre posh

FOF (fuck off frog)

Imagine not rating Kanye and Varg

philosophers of the 21st

Got a little theory I want to test out lads

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Sat here naked in the bath at my grandma's house and the water is running ice cold
NOT a fan of the so-called "extended family"

Alri Zhang

True dat

That would be lindt or ferraro rocher

got the window open

can't really snack on them thouguh

was marmite about before vegemite?
also don't forget weet-bix vs weetabix

Naughty Brit

Dad is too cheap to put the hot water on lol

was just thinking that

Like mindless drones, I started the debate about chocolates and you all rattle off your chocolates that your consumerised and commercialised brain can think off.

travelled on a plane yesterday and the day before and again tomorrow

Maybe he needs to put money on his hot water key

Opened up safari to show my aunt something and pornhub tab was open

How embarrassing

Bought you this

i made my toblerone post without even reading any of the thread

these cadbury favourites boxes never have enough flakes

Did you ever stop to think that maybe she's into that?

GOOD post

>le facebook meme man
>ben stiller
>because god doesnt exist i will find the 100 most retarded christians in existence and debate them on TV to prove how smart I am with literally no original content or thoughts
>asian masculinity
>black science man
>molymeme
>aquaman
>literally who of where
>literal murderer living in a foreign country on benefits talking about how refugees are scumbag leeches and Christianity killed muh beautiful pagans

>full sized bars

nostalgia

ignore all pseudo-intellectual rhetoricians

Weetbix is the OG, the Brits have their own shitty knockoffs

Fuck me, theirs aren't even square. They've got rounded edges. Disgusting desu

The popes message is so inspiring

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more votes please, favourite chocolates and political affiliation!

as in the tab was there or you were still clicked on it
what was on the page

might go back to sleep

>Ill on Christmas yet again
Can't say I'm a huge fan of this gimmick

Kill most white people?
No. Kill all white people!

I really am too smart for a gf

I like gurdjieff, hard techno, quantum mechanics, LSD and expensive whisky, what girl can relate to me?

who is bottom middle?

>weetabix made in aus
>sells weetabix to poms
>cheeky cunt then starts selling weet-bix here
at least thats how i think it goes

never tried marmite or vegemite, what are they like?

>0 for rasheed roses

roses confirmed whitest chocolates in existence

SoA

on a scale of 1 - 10 how hard do i punch me sister inthe head for givin me this shit for chrimbo?

bitter viscous aids

weetbix and weetabix were invented by the same guy.

Nice on toast m8

a thumbnail of a girl sucking a dick

it was on that tab

10

Could quite readily commence a 3rd wank but i'll give it a rest for jesus