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Lincoln Gomez
Noah Lewis
Paper Towel rolls for sure. Without a doubt.
John Moore
BUT THE WATER JUST KEEPS COMING
Logan Scott
Bumping
Isaac Collins
I'll count to 10
1
Jace Morgan
2
Blake Foster
3
Adrian Walker
4
Owen Taylor
5
Isaac Harris
6
Landon Brown
7
Colton Rogers
8
Henry Nelson
9
Jacob Reyes
10
Grayson Allen
And again.
1
Bentley Jackson
11
Easton Flores
good man.
Cameron Martinez
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David Martinez
pshhh... towels ofc
James Edwards
do you know how fucking waterfalls work you dumbshit
Isaiah Lewis
Well, about 6,000,000 ft3 of water goes over Niagra every 1 minute.
According to a study by the University of Michigan, one sheet of Bounty absorbs 33.6 mL in 1 minute.
A standard roll of Bounty has 44 sheets, so that's 1,478.4 mL of water absorbed by a roll in 1 minute.
1,478.4 mL is 0.0522 ft3 , and doing the proper calculations (6,000,000/0.0522)...
That would come out to around 115,000,000 rolls of paper towels to soak up all the water sent over Niagra in 1 minute.
Extrapolating from this data, I think the winner in this image is the 100 billion paper towel rolls.
Mason Wright
Hands-down waterfall all the way.
A paper towel roll can soak up around a gallon of water. Your average YMCA swimming pool holds like 75000 gallons, and Niagara has almost 10x that flow over the falls every fucking second.
so at 750000 gallons every SECOND, that takes ~1333 seconds to hit a billion gallons or around 22 minutes. multiply that by 100 and the waterfall may have met its match within the first day and a half, but by next tuesday all you have is a fuckton of soggy nasty papertowels that NOBODY wants to touch or deal with and you are going to need a rather large fucking garbage can to put them all in.
Waterfall 1, Brawny Man 0
Kayden Davis
Win what? A fight?
Michael Gonzalez
FOr about 14 hours, maybe.Then what?
Nicholas Taylor
Tsunami of soggy toilet paper? Everyone loses
Jonathan Young
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Alexander Martinez
you get 100 billion more
Aaron Sullivan
Suppose a paper towel can absorb 1 pint of water (this is over estimating)
That means 100 billion rolls can absorb 12.5 billion gallons of water.
At 700,000 gallons per second, Niagara falls (pictured) would take a little under five hours to overwhelm all of the paper towels.
Asher Gomez
Do you get a second waterfall to go with it them? I think not.
Christian Gomez
If the hydroelectric people can stop 99.99% of the water, the bounty rolls can cover the leaks.
Gavin Thomas
hydroelectric people are going to shit on your face
Jayden Brooks
Same waterfall, it keeps on flowing.
Xavier Flores
If they do I'll post it.
Nicholas Ross
you and your patriarchy math can get out of here
go towels!
Dylan Gutierrez
Considering how easily paper towel tears, I'd say 100 billion paper towel rolls don't even stand a chance. This shit is dumb as fuck.
Bentley Hughes
Then you kick them like conor mcgregor
David Williams
Ring the paper towels out and go for round two