How did he die?

[Joseph Wilson]

How did he die?

[Julian Hill]

his car squeezed him to death

[Chase Reed]

Captain I forgot to engage the parking brake

- spock ivanov

[Hunter Hill]

He was struck by a wessel.

[Isaac Ward]

Goddamnit I feel horrible for laughing
but it's too true

[Eli Cox]

Lulz

[Jackson Hernandez]

He wasn't a good drunk driver

[Elijah Walker]

MOTHERFUCKER WAS PINNING BY HIS OWN CAR THE SILLY FUCKING GOOSE

[Isaac Clark]

His car pinned him up against his brick mailbox structure.

[Luke Russell]

the illuminati did it, its a murder

[Henry Edwards]

He was assimilated by the Cars.

[Chase Cruz]

I read how it happened, but still.. I dont know.

[Jason Powell]

...

[Joshua Rodriguez]

>they said buy a house on hills in Hollywood
>they said it's gonna be cool
>they said parking break will totally hold 2 tonns of iron on wheels on that incline

[Wyatt Nelson]

...

[Nathan Turner]

Klingon bastards killed him!

[Daniel Morgan]

I dont like cars without this.

[Chase Rodriguez]

When will America wake up and realize no one needs cars. It's time to ban vehicles and save thousands and thousands of lives. Not only will the earth feel better, we'll all be healthier and we can stop people from driving to stores to buy guns, keep those with guns from going to the movies and disco and prevent criminals from escaping a crime scene. Imagine how amazing it will be.

[Xavier Gomez]

i love BMWs too

[Austin Gomez]

Got mistaken for a womp rat and got shot by some guy in a T16.

[Liam Thompson]

...

[Michael Russell]

M. Night Shyamalan fell asleep at the wheel of his car and pinned him against a tree

[Justin Jones]

...

[Aiden Brooks]

Zap Away Anton, Zap Away

[Wyatt Perry]

Let the good times roll

[Michael Perez]

Lulz

[Cooper Price]

Transporter accident.
Now I feel aweful. Rest in peace Pavel.

[Jordan Smith]

...

[Luke Baker]

He forgot to disengage warp speed.

[Jackson Jones]

Scrotal edema caused eternal bleeding

[Mason Nguyen]

Wasn't that the guy driving Paul Walker around?

[Caleb Clark]

Kek, but I actually do believe that personal vehicles should be prohibited in major cities. We (USA) also need more high speed railways. The billions we spend on war should be going to new infrastructure, but I guess things will have to get worse before they get better.
>it's only at the brink that we change blah blah blah

[Jace Myers]

Are there cars without parking brakes?

[Benjamin Thomas]

>read how it happened
>still doesn't know

Did your parents have any children that lived?

[Christopher Carter]

he got smushed

[Joshua Evans]

shhh... it was an 'accident'

[Angel Reed]

No, but faggots that only drive automatics think they don't need to use it. They just let their trans take the weight when they park on an incline. Chekhov probably had it in neutral instead of park. Darwin award incoming.

[Cooper Phillips]

Transporter malfunction

[Jaxon Myers]

another victim of nepotism bites the dust, and nothing of value was lost.

[Joseph Allen]

He forgot how to close a door. That's how he died.

[Nathan Roberts]

He didn't know what the hand brake was for.

Holy shit it hit me. It hit me so hard like a truck. THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED ON FILM EXCEPT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

[Jace Watson]

27 is an important number, another sacrifice is being made
"The lips of wisdom are closed, except to the ears of Understanding"

[Brody Evans]

wery wery unfortunate his weehicle pinned him down.

dasvedanya sweet prince.

[Nathan Walker]

Hey Sup Forums give it a brake already, will ya?

[Jason Baker]

APEX KEK

[Jaxon Kelly]

...

[Tyler Brown]

...

[Christopher Bell]

...

[Aaron Torres]

Now the rest of the cast please, so this fucking abomination they call a Star Trek reboot can die with them...

[Chase Cooper]

My feelings about this are neutral.

[Ayden Hall]

I usually don't give a shit when celebrities die, but I kinda liked this guy, and will miss his acting.

[Jose Cook]

gay boi needs his black cock to grab

[Ryan Robinson]

In Soviet Russia good times roll you

[Josiah Torres]

did he died?

[Jackson Reyes]

I thought this was spoilers for the new movie but now I am sad. RIP Wictor Wictor.

[Sebastian Richardson]

His car was a jeep grand cherokee, the same one that had recalls put on it for a confusing shifter that always went back to the middle - so you could leave it in neutral but think you had it in park.

[Colton Hughes]

Yes.

[Lucas Thomas]

nice dubs. thanks user i learned something today. people driving autos usually take shit for granted

[Jonathan Williams]

Like no man died before?

[Carson Hughes]

Shitsux, he seemed like bro.
I'm even trying not to imply that his death sounds slightly funny.
If this would have happened to Donald Drumpf, everyone would be clutching their sides from all the laughter.

[Dominic Lewis]

penetration

[Levi Morales]

lol

[Nolan Ward]

stupid accident. It could all have been avoided had he not done something stupid.

[Noah Hughes]

He was a red shirt afther all....

[Chase Nelson]

Boooooooo!

[Joseph Scott]

Still laughing about it. Motherfucker died due to his own stupidity, that's comedy gold right there.

[Anthony Allen]

gtfo cuck

[Brody Howard]

Maybe he died because he was a 79 year old man, OP? It's not a mystery, he was old.
Which is remarkable for a man who is yet to be born, but whatever.

[Wyatt Garcia]

didn't realize this was a cringe thread.
>LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ LULZ

[Hunter Robinson]

Actually, there are.
My 4Runner doesn't have one. user is a poor shitfucker who assumes he knows everything.

[Adrian Reed]

youtube.com/watch?v=SUWVYrpd-3g

This shifter though...

I can totally see how it can go into the wrong gear selection.