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did santa bring you that gf edition

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no

Fucking hell how young are you if you're getting video games or consoles as presents? Jesus wept

Roses > quality street

conducting a wank

parents got me a 4k tv but didn't even get an xbox to go with it what the fuck is the point in that
fucking fuming

Really want a mommy gf badly

enjoy your socks grandpa

yes mate
(no lol)

Good post

>santa

Father Christmas*

open up queenie pie

Isn't boxing day the most common day for heart attacks?

parents bought me the new call of duty but I haven't turned my ps4 on for 2 years haha

Celebrations > Roses > Heroes > Quality Street

i dont get this reference. someone explain to me pls

>turks can't break al-bab
screaming

autism
FOY

that's a mighty pineal calcifier

what the fock is that green compounds

>Little sister is 14 and has no money
>Wants to do Christmas gifts anyway
>Haven't seen her much over the last few weeks as she's been locked away in her room
>Turns out she spent all that time drawing us massive pictures of something relating to our hobbies
>I got a massive picture of a detailed bicep with an anchor tattoo on it
>Grandma got a big picture of an anime style nurse
>Mum got a contemporary style microphone and chic singer
>Theyre all really fucking good, people weren't too fussed at first because we thought she'd bought them till we spotted the autoraph
>Everyone ends up crying

It's been good

mine wasn't as bad as that

then again it was a 350g or something like that so the space in between was thicker

Back in my day 480 was hd

Christmas can kiss my Halal arse!

Are chavs a thing still or have they moved onto another subculture or something which used to resemble chav subculture?

Cringe

>weeks before Christmas
>give my mother hints that I'd like to read Dubliners
>say it's Christmas so she can afford to buy me a good edition and not a cheap paperback
>spend the nest few weeks talking about how magnificent an author Joyce is
>Christmas
>mother shows me a present in the shape of a nice hardcover book
>feel good about this, proud of my mother for the first time in my life
>as soon as she hands me the book, all that goes away
>feel under the wrappings a shitty floopy paperback
>open it and see it's a fucking Penguin edition
>sternly tell mother that Everyman editions are the books that are aesthetically beautiful and long lasting
>she keeps telling me that my present is a centennial edition and that the artwork looks pretty, as if that makes it better
>tell her this Penguin piece of shit will fall apart after only a few rereadings
>demonstrate my point by opening and closing the poorly made Penguin edition just a few times
>it rips apart really easily and turns into a pathetic pile of paper on the floor
>tfw she won't buy me the Everyman version because I've been acting bad

She told me I could have just made an exchange if I didn't "destroy" the book I had, but I don't want another poor reader to suffer.

so basically all she got you for christmas was a worthless piece of paper

bless x

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It's not even art, it's more than that.

Based Britain

dad asked me to pick one but now i'm struggling. don't wanna go too high but don't wanna get a shittier one if i could have gotten a more expensive one :\

Why is that egg sack on her head

4k upscaled with 50Hz

Gay as fuck

Doing a christmas lads, haha

>14 and has no money
What?

You're not supposed to give gifts till you're like 18

Toblerone reduced the size of their chololates because of the weak pound because of brexit
Note the massive spaces between the chocolate, they used to be smaller

Is it normal to give pets presents at Christmas so they don't feel left out?

That's cute.

mushy peas

(marrowfat peas)

*random christmas carol plays*

reminder

you're an ungrateful sack of shit

would clip you one round the ear if you tried to pull that shit with me

do escorts work new years eve?

Rasheed

this is why you ask for money, it allows them to dictate how much you can get, and if you can't afford the thing you want with the money you can just save up until you can afford it.

smfh

was this your first christmas or something?

autistic ungrateful cunt

SAA should start heading to al-Bab after conquering the Anadan plains desu

Then use their full force to enter Idlib.

mushy peas
top fucking kek

lanklettes should be killed or assigned a tall bf

height matching is the way forward

grime

i tried to ask him what my price limit was but he just said lol idno anything bout tvs

would love to rock your chin in you ungrateful swine

If this is real you belong in a fucking grave.

>twix and mars before anything
in the bin

Love seeing all the white women wearing Hijabs in my area.

>thought it was murrifat peas

all your posts are shit

na

tall girls should have kids with shorter men
that way their kids would be taller than the guy

Chamber of Secrets is how the rest of the series tone should've been like, it's the perfect mixture of cozy and edgy without going overboard like the others did.

Lad culture basically

*cracks open another beer*

cheers

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What are the comfiest gifts lads?

I think getting books are by far the comfiest gift. Something satisfying about seeing the book you've got and getting excited to start it.

listening to fischerspooner

books are shit

Fuck off, this is an adult general

this is my dream woman
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Kek

little ungrateful bastard

don't understand why people enjoy reading to be honest

Kill Your Self you fucking degenerate gypsy

neck yourself

asked my mum for nothing and she gave me $400

what the fuck is that bitches problem?

>Brit on holiday
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I used to be like this, forced myself to read two books and now am really into it.

It's a really nice escape

Of course they do, this time of year is big business for them.

video game via steam

Overall I'm really pleased with it, but I can't believe they bought the goddamn wordsworth edition of moby dick even though I specifically asked for the penguin version to avoid getting this retarded cover. Oh well.

I'm 20

THIS
I NEED A 6FT GF SO SO BAD

Have you got your new year calendars yet lads. Mine's a Salvador Dali one.

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haha
moby "dick"

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mum got me a chocolate orange

:)

>Mfw reading Nabokov's Christmas story right now
It's so cozy, I rank it up there with Joyce's The Dead for perfect holiday reading.

Going to order a bunch of obscure Russian, Hungarian and Czech novels with some gift cards I got today later. Anything you'd suggest?

>reading fiction books

into the bin

non-fiction is the patrician choice

Naw, it fits well that they got darker

yeah mine's on the Google calendar app

You need a fucking smack mate

this
some non fictions like from Richard Dawkins

where my real niggas at

>Nabokov

>not understanding the educational nature of good fiction

keep that third eye sealed shut my man

But then you'd never get to read anything like American Pyscho.

kek

All I want for Christmas

Is (You)

One thing I don't get though, knowing Hagrid was innocent the whole time why didn't the wizarding ministry reinstate his wand? Surely Dumbledoor could've pulled some strings.

sad old man