Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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2 fronts
Best type moon claimed.
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Best 2 girls in the OP.
>Akibro
I'll train my Lucio and Genji skills then
I have my 46% scotch and 11 beers ready
>lil' smug
Scary~
Just how many tranny waifus are there? I want to love you all :(
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What does it matter?~
:^)
>Complaining about someone else's driving
>Can't reach pedals
Kek
Damn it
>Image not related
Megumin claim
Angry Marine Claim
>tfw you try to keep tabs on the thread by auto refreshing but it doesn't work well and you end up ignoring thread.
My buddy first got me into it, first thing he showed me was Angry Marines, I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair. Anger Forever
Confirmed Rage
jerk chen claimed.
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RIN PLEASES BAD GRAMMAR FOR CORRECTIONS
Alright that was terrible.
Penny Claim
>But replies will be delayed, watching OVA and moar weebao animu.
>how many trannies
>i want to love you all
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My greentext
>be me
>be sensitive faggot who needs mental help
>get butthurt about stupid stuff
>decide to kill myself (for the 15th time)
>go to Home Depot to buy rope
>walk in store
>crazy macho hank hill type man jumps at me and asks what the fuck I'm looking for.
>little 5'7 and 125 pound me is intimidated
>I don't know about tools and shit
>"rope"
>What kind of rope he asks
>What the fuck? I didn't even know there were different types of rope
>I say "string rope"
>fucking string rope
>I then admit I didn't know the kind, I just need rope
>that fucker asks me what I'm going to use it for
>I panic
>"uh... I'm tying a snowboard to the top of my car"
>snowboard
>It's 109 degrees outside
>the fuck?
>he gives me weird stare and shows me the rope
>chicken out like a bitch
Fuck. Can't even kill myself right. I'm not going there ever again...
Fuck Home Depot
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Wasnt THAT bad
>Tohsaka
(smug)
ok good to know
looks like my dick wont be kill :^)
At least you tried.
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Welcome back everyone
Except you jerk-chen
Not only you. I mean... like the names.
Temperus Maximus
The stories there
The war they had with the PRETTY MARINES
I couldn't stop laughing
Do tell a bit about him.
>I couldn't resist
You should have though.
well, you shouldn't try to kill yourself over things like Sup Forums
Akiko claimed
>Chen
Oh right, you were having issues installing it right? What version of windows do you use? Maybe I can help you out
>Shinoa
The what artificially created orifice did you stick it in this time?
Lucio alright but Genji is my nigger
>inb4 full weeaboo team
Don't fuck with scotch bruh, I'll try to find something to rival that %
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BLOOD AND THUNDER!
VICTORY AT SEA!
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Trans right here fam
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It's spreading
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>:3
Why kill yourself when we can get married? ^-^
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Eh, it isn't Sup Forums
just my obsessive perfectionism and confidence problems mixed with a miserable life.
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I have had it for a while now.
Would this be better?
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i missed this
reminds me of the days we were arguing every thread
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Hwut bobbeh
>This tease is worried
I didn't even save your loods!
>>inb4 full weeaboo team
That's like everytime we have a full team :^)
I've been fucking with scotch for so long now, just gotta know when to stop~
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That's even worse
I nearly stabbed myself in the neck when I was 17, I wanted to die really badly, but one of my friends decided to come over, he was at that level of friendship where he knew how to get in with or without a key, so he just barged in, ended up stopping me.
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
>"I can't take it any more I just-"
>"What ever it is, its not fucking worth it, your life is worth more than any shitty problem you come across."
>"I... Okay... Thanks."
>"Now promise me, swear to whatever the fuck you believe in, that you won't ever... EVER try to do this shit again."
>"I swear."
>"Alright cool. Lets make some pizza rolls and play Tekken."
Coolest dude I knew, lost him in Afganistan.
This is now a natsoc thread
Agreed.
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Eh? Really it's the reason I reposted them
Nice image
>Tohsaka
Windows 7 pack 1
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Yeah, I get what you mean. But you should try to understand that you can't be perfect.
Huh, I'll try to think of it the next few threads.
Wow, that's actually a pretty cool story
he seems fucking awesome... That's horrible, man.
what happened to him
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I mean, besides the last part, sorry to hear that
>Chara
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The toppest of keks from the Anger.
"Lo, in the histories of the many Chapters of the Adeptus Astartes, every Primarch listed that has ever come across my sage and learned eyes, has found root and home upon a planet, which hath shaped and set in stone the character of that warrior of The Emperor that he would become.
Therefore, one must give pause to the Primarch of our brothers, the Angry Marines, that great warrior of rage for he hath never fell upon a planet. Nay! Legend has it he was borne upon the ethers and drifts of space, alone in his capsule save for a discarded copy of Battletoads that The Emperor had thrown out, a legendary artifact that hath fueled research into vast weapons of war that it might be unmade and erased from history.
When the capsule had finally been rammed into a drifting hulk of an old Imperial battleship, it is said that the Primarch was so enraged and frustrated with the vile game that he headbutted out the Adam's apple of the first survivor that he encountered, and thereafter killed every inhabitant with the remnants of the dying initial combatant."
HOOAH!
I don't want to be perfect. I just want to be normal and I can't even achieve that. That's pretty much the definition of failure, Chara...
Oh well.
Things in [ ] is just easier to see when im looking for pictures.
Oh shit man. Anything you want to talk about?
He has taken to "collecting" enemy troops to make models of historic battles and events. He also mailed a black hole to an Inquisition officer who sent 5 regiments of catachans to free his "models" thanking her for sending him replacements
He also has a love of body doubles, much like Dr Doom
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I guess so, I just can't see them as anything but arrays
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>be me
>be 9
>be mentally retarded
>get sent to mental ward
>every night we got icecream
>months later i get out
>tell my brother about it
>brother pretends he wants to apply noose
>he gets admitted to same ward
>ward undergoes change
>they removed the icecream
>brother doesn't get icecream
>couple days later he comes home
>"how was visit, bro?"
>"no icecream"
Saddest story
What is normal? Normal is nothing! Everyone is different, which is what makes life so beautiful!
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Oh yeah, the fucking BATTLETOADS story, it was GLORIOUS!
You don't have to be normal. You have to be you.
kek, he seems awesome.
>no icecream
i cry every time
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>That's like everytime we have a full team :^)
Sad but true
>just gotta know when to stop~
Yeah you gotta know your stopping point
I went over my limit once. I nearly died
Yes, I remember readig something about this
Something 32 bit and 64 bit client
Let me look into it. Maybe I can set you up
10/10 I cried
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Claiming, how's everyone?
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I revoke my 5 threads. He already slowed down. I say 3 threads.
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I'm at a bar now, drinking myself until I get drunk.
>Be me, driving along in humvee with some dudes.
>Coolbro(lets call him G) is chillin in the rear seat, we're expecting shit, locked and loaded kinda shit.
>Roadside bomb fucks the car, flips us
>Get jumped by some fucking sand niggers, start firing at the car
>roll out and open fire, attempt to help other guys get out
>Rest of convoy pulls off and starts getting out to assist
>Last guy is stuck, leg is pinned.
>G goes in, cuts him lose, basically tosses his ass out
>We were already starting to rally with the rest of the convoy
>RPG slams the side of the humvee.
>G gets blown up
>Other guy managed to survive but lost his leg
>I felt a rage boiling inside of me like an Angry Marine
>Open fire like a fucking madman, managed to kill the RPG asshole and a few others.
>Get home two weeks later
>Wanna go back so bad, revenge style, wished I had died with G
>G wouldn't have liked me during that time, he woulda said something like
>"Keep living, you've gotta keep going, even though I'm gone. Live for me too bro, you'll do fine."
>So I lived on, for him.
>Ended up in a nice house, good family, can't complain
>If that bastard were still around I'm sure we'd pound beers at a pub and spout bullshit about our epic war stories.
>gonna have to repost them :^)
I don't save much, plus the image I was thinking about wasn't posted. Maybe another user posted it instead of you
I went over my stopping point during prom
I don't go out much anymore
Didn't nearly die, so that's good
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For the next thread.
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My personal favourite is this one.
The Angry Marines had apparently chased a Tyranid splinter fleet into Ultramarine space to which they brought absolute devastation. Impressed by their sheer ferocity the blessed Calgar offered an invitation to their Chapter Master, a man identified in the records only as Temperus Maximus. However, the invitation to meet their spiritual liege was responded to with the head of the slain hive tyrant -- on which was crudely scrawled an insulting cartoon of the Ultramarines defense of Macragge as well as depictions of male genitalia -- and the message, "STILL NOT AS GOOD AS THE HEAD YOUR MOM GAVE, YOU POMPOUS FUCKING DOUCHEBAG FUCKTARDS!!!!1!"
This was in Behind Enemy Lines