Poorly describe video games

poorly describe video games
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>be blonde robo
>bad robos attack city
>robo denies responsibility
>girl robo is ded
>worst voice acting

>Spiky hair
>Useless duck
>Magical mouse

>three men are sad
>then they meet
>argue a lot
>make money together

kingdom hearts

>be cute girl
>beat up other cute girls
>have tea with everyone

gta 5

Dead or alive?

>do math
>in space

Do they drink tea ?
And there are dudes as well.
So, no.

>power involves hentai
>dank leather jacket
>kill people with hentai
>zombies

Such beginner math, god, noob do you even diffeq?

Fugg

Remind me of Parasite in the city, but I don't think you're thinking about that.

Yep. Ordinary and partial.

>make fire
>dig a hole in the ground and stay there
>watch out for skeleton

It does involve a parasite of sorts

teh poissan-boltzman equation laughs at you loudly

>muh cold war
>muh boss
>muh nuclear weapon

>you call your horse
>you call your horse again
>you cry for your horse
>art

Mega man x4

> Round guy
> MmmmMMMM!! Dots! Nom-nom-nom
> ''Leave me be, you persistent wandering spirits!''

Mgs3

Shadow of the colossus

k dude

Tasty planet or agario

>donald
>useless
you need to accomodate him. get good, scrub.

Pac-man.
I watched my mother playing this and tetris from my crib.

yep

As always

Erd Derd Erdermpshun

Math blasters ftw

Did she ever try to strangle you when you cried, like modern mothers do when they mix infants and farmville?

>waifu simulator

That's it.

What is the Internet?

Why would have I cried while watching the two best games ever created ?
Modern babies cry because they have to watch shit.

Hint
>boobs the game

While incorrect, I DO LOVE this answer!

> I also Love You, as well, user!

>Die
>Die again
>Die x5
>actually kinda easy

grab stuff get points an power to get to a hoe nudda levva

>be god
>help people
>kill demons
>japen art

dark souls?

Dark souls 3

I wanna be the guy the movie: the game

Ty user

>all russians dress white
>all blacks are fat
>quickest restart

Alice?

Okami

real life

>be dog
>evil spirit attacks
>you paint

Hotline miami

Obviously

This answer happens to be correct! Congratulations user! You have won my Respect, Admiration, and Erection!

Also, seeing as how YOU mentioned her first, I see no harm in inquiring about your Mother's relationship status and her Vaginal Capacity.

Yep

minecraft

>balls
>clubs
>need to be negative
>angry wife
>wii

DOA extreme

Dead or alive xtreme beach volleyball?

Hotline Miami 2

Okami for sure

>abused boy
>explores floors
>gets disfigured from powerups
>kills satan

See

Something rather different
> Two drunk brothers
> Much Red
> Boss hates me
> Got to get this shit there before he freaks at us
> He still freaks at us till the very end
> METAL

I'll be genuinely impressed if anyone gets it.

>make a big ball

Okami

That gave it away too easily

Binding of Issac?

Tiger woods golf

Yes

yup

Well, as it happens, she's been free again since last month.
If dick size is hereditary she's probably still tight too.
Might live a bit far away from you tho.

Not that either.

Hint : youkai.

>every youtuber that can hold a controller has played it
>glorified snake

>fight with your friends
>main character is a green dude
>slam

FNAF

TMNT or Battletoads

>real life actor
>metal
>demons
>emos

Challenging one
>old-style art
>sprites, 16bit, etc
>explore a dungeon
>use guns
>defeat a dragon
>final boss is a skeleton with a gun

It's a recent game

>chill
>fast forward centuries
>where's muh boy
>mutants
>he is now grandpa

Nope on both answers.

>people die when they are killed
>infinite resets

Slither.io

You're quite welcome, my Dear! As you may well already not know, I miss your smile, your Radiant Brown Eye, and your Sweet Buttered Unshaven Thighs!

> Can you ever forgive me? Please come home! The kids ask about you all the time and can't WAIT to meet you!

NopeFuck i know this,whats tge name

Brutal legend

ori and the blind forest

Ye

Nope

...

Fallout 4. Also checked

>i want to be a vip
>i can t stand vips
>i must piss on flies

>be not moddable
>be cucked by jews
>be overpriced
>come out every fucking year
>be worse every year a bit more

who am I?

>Monsters invading earth through portals
>You have to fight them with girls
>Girls who get all drippy drop wet from touching your hand
>Warrior babies from all that hand on hand action

>betrayed by peers
>wants revenge
>lots of boobs
>MC kills a giant version of the lord of incest at the end

Final Fantasy

Yep

Anything made by EA

I'm just fucking with you enter the gungeon

Exactly. For checking and guessing correctly, this thread has won my bug porn folder

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>HYA
>HYUH

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