Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>3D is almost always trash
>Most importantly, have fun!

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youtube.com/watch?v=qe6hHnHUQVk
youtu.be/ijhilgbRtuM?t=12s
youtube.com/watch?v=NI_fgwbmJg0
youtube.com/watch?v=iJGsDG5M2-4
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AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

won't be here for long, I wanted Ui to be the one to start the thread.

Best type moon claimed.

Pre-bake

hI EVERYONE, pt 2

Megumin claim

Shane

A bit early.

There's no way in hell we can beat Hitler's highscore
>50
Wonder how many degerneates are in those lan parties..
Gonna go in there dressed as a templar and shoud deus vult

You appear to have saved the sample of that pic.

Claimed with pic

Doesn't count homo AHAHHAHAHA

shout*

Hey Nanas.

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Nope already claimed

Got the job.

I FEEL LIKE PROPAGANDA ANYONE ELSE?

Yes it does
Nevet said i had to post pic to claim

>Military personnel
Who?

Here

I saw the last thread nearing image bump limit so I got a head start on opening another thread.

I usually see you hosting them, Kyouko, but I hope you don't mind this time it's Ui.

AZUSA!!!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=qe6hHnHUQVk

Have the bigger version.

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Roll for megu

Superior autism claimed.

Well, Hitler also had an entire nation helping him

>Degenerates at LAN Parties
No idea, but I know there are about 3 000 visitors on a big normal anime convention in august in vienna. You might want to visit me and help me a bit out?

Not another one who calls me Azusa pls

RARE
A
R
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MEGUMIN IS NOW MEGUMINE

>claim

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Glad to hear it, do you like it so far?
I'm sure the money will be useful.

Can't use my folder right now, I'm supposed to be working as well.

Akiko claimed

>Mercy
Oh shit it's third best girl
Hello Mercy. Are you here to stay?

>Yuno
I didn't know how badly I wanted fresh air after getting out at the end. Holy fuck
Have you ever seen actual overweight fedora neckbeard bronies? I have, and I was in complete disbelief. I thought these kinds of people didn't actually exist but they do and goddamn are they repulsive

>Chara
I can only focus on either listening to the voices or on the game, both is very hard. This causes me to go on monologues in the voice chats because I focus on my game and don't hear most of what the guys tell me.
>sorry Shiki

boy if you dont

TOHSAKA RIN PLEASES OLD MEN FOR TRIPS

GOYIM!!! GET BACK TO WORK NOW!!!!!

89 cent megumeme's
can you not be fags?
Azusa

Nope, no trips sorry, bati

Plank Husbando

I start tonight. At 11pm. Don't get out till 8am.

Gonna be fun.

What you working on?

If you put half as much effort in claiming than you do in shitposting, you would have gotten her by now.

Or you can be like me and not give a fuck about claims.

Not my fault this seasonal trash tries to steal my lovely Megumin

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It's a Megumin poster, can't expect much.

>thread is rolling
>Ui, out

I've been calling you azusa for like a week
Heyo Akiko.
I'm just posting in and out during deaths.
Guess ill stay. Off from work today

Honestly, I'm just here to shit up your threads.

You need Quads now
Syndra already got trips

Nothing personal kid heh

I didn't see.

youtu.be/ijhilgbRtuM?t=12s

Genocide route??? Count me the fuck in

Oh believe me I have.. me and my sister even did a fedora fucking counter when we went to con.. 357 fucking feodras til we started losing count

I really hate shitposters :L

>konata

I tried to forget.

pls

I want to pat Kyouko ribbon.

Oh, I see.

Make sure to do your best.

Right now I'm working on an essay.

Good luck,

You're not funny
You're just a sad man
And That's coming from someone who frequently shitposts on /waifu/

I want to pat the Homu.

You appear to have also saved the sample of this one as well.

I figures as much. Few people are as persistent as you it seems though.

If that's good or bad is up for debate.

As long as you look like Azusa, you will be called Azusa

*figured

Shouldn't be difficult. Friends tell me it's basic work, just tedious.

Ah, essay. Those are fun. I'll ask about it later, you should focus on your work otherwise it will take longer and we wont be able to talk as freely.

You know how when you hear a word over and over again it starts to not sound like a word? Yuuki is no longer a word to me lol.
>that ending

Ah, I think I have the same problem, but not as bad. I can't very well concentrate on two things.
When I talk with people while playing I'm usually really bad at the game and vice versa. I only stutter one liners when I'm concentrating more on the game.
>Only exceptions are raids in mmos since those are muscle memory after some time

Not like this.

I'm done for the day anyways, when I said I hadn't slept in two days... I meant it.

I can't recall for the sake of me who put it that way, but shitposting in a shitposting thread is like pissing in an ocean of piss.

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Wayyyy ahead of ya pal lmao
youtube.com/watch?v=NI_fgwbmJg0
>Can I change my name to Yuki?

your both seasonal trash heretics
no never
are you saying you hate yourself? ;o

I honestly could care less
I always stay up
I take small 30 minute catnap man

Glad to know I can count on you. We'll later board the plane to your country so we can both avoid the police.

Also, I'm going to bed, good night everyone

I want to bully the Homu.

Is it sample Monday? There's a bigger resolution of that pic available on the website you saved it from.

Farewell friend

>tfw can't play Overwatch because of my extremely shitty internet
I hereby bless your game Mercy
So where do you work? Medical field related?

>nice fucking gif
Hey Yuno you still want that gyate gyate I made for you?
> 357 fucking feodras til we started losing count
What? Why? How even? I have so many questions about the existance of these people
Where do you live? How many people were at that con in total? How many were underage and how many were overweight? I only saw around 20 of those fags

Are you clinically deaf too?
Me and kotori seem to be the only ones who can play and talk simultaneously so I don't think that's really specific to you.

>heretic
>implying i commited an act of heresy

:(

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It's a common phrase, I like this one as well;

Tumblr is a field of flowers.
Sup Forums is a toilet.
Tumblr took a shit in a toilet.
Sup Forums took a shit in a field of flowers.

Hour 8 with no Highspeed Internet. The night is dark and full of terrors.

Whats up?

Hey that's mean. But I already have persons in charge of that.

you don't remember
you don't remember

Hang in there Shane ._.

That's nice friendo

Numbers havent been posted but heres an idea from last year
>29,383 attendance

>gyate gyate
Wot?

Holy crap it loops so perfectly. I have found a new 10 hour video to listen to as background noise lol. Sad that SAO will probably never have something like this

Comissioning shitty waifu pics

Lol no, i'm still a student. I work in the summer, currently with friends at a popular coperate pizza joint. It's crazy to have money to buy vidya, but I just save it.

I believe my favourite would be "It's still shitposting even if you're being ironic."

I feel like I should remember something here.

No shane here.

I never got my hearing checked yet... oh wait, I did! Got I checked when I got drafted for military service. Hearing got 9 out of 9 points. Still seems like I'm deaf to most people. Anyway, good night!

>Chara

I beg to differ
youtube.com/watch?v=iJGsDG5M2-4

Why don't you remember my name?
Off with his head man, off with head man.
Why don't you remember my name? I guess he does.

roll

Oh.

Yes.

Top. FUCKING. KEK!