>be me, 22 and living with my mom >inb4moveout >order huge dragon dildo because I am a kinky fucker >pic related, dildo in question and soda can for scale >one day, I play with my toy >amazing orgasm >literally jizzed on the ceiling >move all other things away, like lube and smaller toys >forget the dragon dildo because it was 2 in the morning >next day, dildo was gone >look in my room where I usually keep it >look at where I left it >look everywhere in the house >find it in my mom's room, next to all her toys >don't want to take it because I'm afraid mom might be mad >next night, I hear loud, muffled moaning from her room >mom is probably mastrubating with my dildo >next day, after school, I find the dildo in my room >look at moms iPad >search history is full of "huge purple dildo" and the likes
Help me Sup Forums, what should I do? Should I share my toy with my mom?
Justin Murphy
yes
Logan Mitchell
...
Kevin Miller
Tits or gtfo
Wyatt Wright
Simply share dumbass. Let mom use it and not wash it so her cum can be used as lube in your ass. Maybe talk her into using it on you.
Ryan Lewis
There ya go
Gabriel Scott
you can either show her the site to buy one of her own or share it or just tell her to stop taking your shit be a man
Isaac Cox
This but reverse
Fuck your mom op
Nicholas Thompson
I'll just leave it in the open for her to use it and see how it works out for her
Xavier Barnes
Why not? As long as you each clean it when you're done. I thought you said you're a kinky [mother]fucker? Isn't this one step closer?
Dylan Brooks
You ok op?
Shave the hair and you'd fall under twink territory
Them man boobs
Kevin Miller
Faggot
Xavier Peterson
Buy her one for her birthday
Evan James
I'm surprizingly muscular for my chubbyness. Just not very well defined~
Liam Green
Ask her about it, because you heard her moaning, didn't you?
Robert James
Thats...genius actually. I might get a new design for us both
Connor Martin
Can't believe you didn't think of that yourself. I'm not into dildos at all I would be so disgusted by the thought of sharing one with my mom.
Cooper Robinson
Is she SLLLLAAAMMMMINNG
Elijah Smith
You might be able to test out just how kinky you are, my friend
Kevin Cook
>acting mature >being on this site choose one
Angel Myers
Why would I think some guy was pounding bootyhole with dragon dildos?
Zachary Walker
>She took your XL shit smelling dildo and used it on herself yeah ok sure
Jaxon Lopez
Anyone can act mature... Being mature, now that's another matter
Brody Nguyen
Because receiving anal sex feels amazing. I started with small prostate massagers (the Aneros Helix, to be exact), moved on to bigger ones (Aneros Progasm), and finally to ever larger vibrators
Tyler Nguyen
Because only guys are into dragon dildos
Asher Price
doesn't smell like shit if you wash it
Joseph Sullivan
It doesn't smell like shit at all. I clean my intestines carefully before each session, and a high fiber diet ensures golden shits every time
Luis Sanders
Tell me more about your diet please. Do you have a set amount of fiber intake daily? Do you use supplements?
Jaxson Rogers
Nice chest you got there
Julian Turner
Your mom must be fucking looser than Hillary if she can take that vaginally.
So I call you bullshit
James Roberts
Just lots of salad, lots of water to drink. However, things that worked well for me didn't work as good for others and vice versa. But with a bit of work, it's not that hard to find food that your body digests well
Cameron Russell
Imagine this conversation. >Hey, mom >I heard you masturbating >Just wanted to show you where I bought my dragon dildo
Hudson Garcia
>be gay >be a man choose one
Carter Jenkins
vaginas can stretch enough to fit a fucking baby, you virgin. Think before you post
Asher Bell
>Why dont we get matching ones while we're at it?
Alexander Sanchez
I thought all gays were men.
Ian Thompson
I have male body features = im a man I'm bisexual, im not sure if that counts as being gay... but oh well, you get my point? Well, judging by the "logic" you just showed, i dont think you did. Let me know if i need to explain it in greater detail
Logan Murphy
Americunts aren't good at thinking, so don't bother user.
Adrian Stewart
science'd
Nathaniel Sullivan
Buy one and get it delivered to you mom you inconsiderate shit. You're living under her roof, the least you can do is raise it a little for her. > inb4 brah its yo mom Act like a nice person ffs.
Levi King
>what is pain during labor >but muh 11 inches
>triggered by america >mfw not even american
Is school already over?
Evan Hughes
> triggered Guaranteed replies
Nathaniel Bailey
Do you like the thought of your mom fucking herself with a dildo you bought for her? If so, get a XXL clone-a-willy kit and shape it after your fist. She'll be getting fisted by you every night from then on.
Brandon Martin
I'd say leave a note when you are gone for a daywith the web adress and tell she needs to tone down and dont ever speak about it. And then move on with your life
Christopher Davis
You should stop posting your fantasies to Sup Forums and see a psychiatrist.
Connor Peterson
You actually did (your) ass to mouth and (your)ass to pussy to your own mum. It's a little messed up.