Weird things are going on in my flat

Weird things are going on in my flat...

>be me, 22 and living with my mom
>inb4moveout
>order huge dragon dildo because I am a kinky fucker
>pic related, dildo in question and soda can for scale
>one day, I play with my toy
>amazing orgasm
>literally jizzed on the ceiling
>move all other things away, like lube and smaller toys
>forget the dragon dildo because it was 2 in the morning
>next day, dildo was gone
>look in my room where I usually keep it
>look at where I left it
>look everywhere in the house
>find it in my mom's room, next to all her toys
>don't want to take it because I'm afraid mom might be mad
>next night, I hear loud, muffled moaning from her room
>mom is probably mastrubating with my dildo
>next day, after school, I find the dildo in my room
>look at moms iPad
>search history is full of "huge purple dildo" and the likes

Help me Sup Forums, what should I do? Should I share my toy with my mom?

yes

...

Tits or gtfo

Simply share dumbass. Let mom use it and not wash it so her cum can be used as lube in your ass. Maybe talk her into using it on you.

There ya go

you can either show her the site to buy one of her own
or share it
or just tell her to stop taking your shit
be a man

This but reverse

Fuck your mom op

I'll just leave it in the open for her to use it and see how it works out for her

Why not? As long as you each clean it when you're done. I thought you said you're a kinky [mother]fucker? Isn't this one step closer?

You ok op?

Shave the hair and you'd fall under twink territory

Them man boobs

Faggot

Buy her one for her birthday

I'm surprizingly muscular for my chubbyness. Just not very well defined~

Ask her about it, because you heard her moaning, didn't you?

Thats...genius actually. I might get a new design for us both

Can't believe you didn't think of that yourself. I'm not into dildos at all I would be so disgusted by the thought of sharing one with my mom.

Is she SLLLLAAAMMMMINNG

You might be able to test out just how kinky you are, my friend

>acting mature
>being on this site
choose one

Why would I think some guy was pounding bootyhole with dragon dildos?

>She took your XL shit smelling dildo and used it on herself
yeah ok sure

Anyone can act mature... Being mature, now that's another matter

Because receiving anal sex feels amazing. I started with small prostate massagers (the Aneros Helix, to be exact), moved on to bigger ones (Aneros Progasm), and finally to ever larger vibrators

Because only guys are into dragon dildos

doesn't smell like shit if you wash it

It doesn't smell like shit at all. I clean my intestines carefully before each session, and a high fiber diet ensures golden shits every time

Tell me more about your diet please. Do you have a set amount of fiber intake daily? Do you use supplements?

Nice chest you got there

Your mom must be fucking looser than Hillary if she can take that vaginally.

So I call you bullshit

Just lots of salad, lots of water to drink. However, things that worked well for me didn't work as good for others and vice versa. But with a bit of work, it's not that hard to find food that your body digests well

Imagine this conversation.
>Hey, mom
>I heard you masturbating
>Just wanted to show you where I bought my dragon dildo

>be gay
>be a man
choose one

vaginas can stretch enough to fit a fucking baby, you virgin.
Think before you post

>Why dont we get matching ones while we're at it?

I thought all gays were men.

I have male body features = im a man
I'm bisexual, im not sure if that counts as being gay... but oh well, you get my point?
Well, judging by the "logic" you just showed, i dont think you did. Let me know if i need to explain it in greater detail

Americunts aren't good at thinking, so don't bother user.

science'd

Buy one and get it delivered to you mom you inconsiderate shit. You're living under her roof, the least you can do is raise it a little for her.
> inb4 brah its yo mom
Act like a nice person ffs.

>what is pain during labor
>but muh 11 inches

>triggered by america
>mfw not even american

Is school already over?

> triggered
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Do you like the thought of your mom fucking herself with a dildo you bought for her? If so, get a XXL clone-a-willy kit and shape it after your fist. She'll be getting fisted by you every night from then on.

I'd say leave a note when you are gone for a daywith the web adress and tell she needs to tone down and dont ever speak about it.
And then move on with your life

You should stop posting your fantasies to Sup Forums and see a psychiatrist.

You actually did (your) ass to mouth and (your)ass to pussy to your own mum. It's a little messed up.

lol a community dildo.

You forgot the timestamp.