ITT: we give summerfags tips/teach them the ropes

ITT: we give summerfags tips/teach them the ropes

Gonna start off with a fun activity that everyone should do at least once.
>Pic related

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These are pretty hard to make though. You need to blow really hard. I dont know if everyone is skilled enough

Anyone can do it! Like the directions said: it's better if you're dizzy.

i didn't blow too hard, just really fast and it worked. it did take a little longer than i thought but it was worth it i guess.

Great experiment!
Did it with my son last summer!

My friend Filip didn't believe this, but then we did it together, and he was absolutely fascinated.

I was thinking of doing this into my classroom. Are you sure it's safe?

i will just leave this here. Funniest thing to do ever

Its totally safe. i did it with some friends last weekend

Great! I'm sure my 3rd graders will love this! This is why I love Sup Forums. Never find stuff like this on Reddit.

Don't fall for it kids.

Pic explains it all.

DO NOT DO THIS, THIS CREATES A POISON GAS THAT CAN KILL YOU

THIS WILL KILL YOU DO NOT DO THIS

DO NOT DO THIS THIS IS A TRICK THAT CREATES A POISONOUS GAS

chemistry.about.com/od/toxicchemicals/a/Mixing-Bleach-And-Ammonia.htm

It sure is! I've done a lab at my kid's school. Perfectly safe.

so many white knights geeeez

Is it good if you mix it up and put in your bum tho?

He's a jealous dude who couldn't get it to work. Trust me, it does.

nope the crystals wil rek ur anus

But if i didnt need to poo for a few days?

1) Learn how to put it all in one post.
2) Sorry, but it doesn't. It makes crystals. Read the post.
>misguided summerfag whiteknight is a misguided summerfag whiteknight

Liar liar liar liar liar

Will still rek ur anus

Also whats the best solution to give myself an enema?

He isn't lying, actually. Most people here will agree, it works 100%.

Probably water and dry ice. Make sure to seal your ass first though, it won't clean properly if you don't.

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And chlorine?
For the toxins

>moot being a faggot

You fucking piece of crap. Summerfags can be annoying, but you don't have to kill them.

diet coke and mentos, if you want to enjoy the experience.

Chlorine may help, but I would water it down a bit first.

Moot trolling.

That too.

Also do you know if my clit hole itches
Should i just lob my dick off??

What does this actually do?

Concrete
And record on camera and post it online

Inb4 delete system32

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Nope! No need to lob it off, just pour some regular chlorine down it.

You know this is really bad! I heard some youtuber telling me all about those cracker damn gasses you white niggas be pissing out
Crazy ass stupid ass motherfuckers

>not greentexting an inb4

Dude, it's a great trick, in a class would be best.

It creates a steam cloud. Try it!

don't do it summer fags.. it makes nerve gas.

Refer to

stop bothering OP he dindu nuffin

This low quality bait though.

you blew it idiot

The fuck you talking chlorine down some niggas dickhole
The hell outta here with your hibbity bobbity mumbo number 5

Faggots. Die pls.

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Call and ask for battletoads. Totlee fun and legit :)

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Fuck your gay escort services shiit

You are the one who is trying to poison people.

Jet-Fuel kann nicht Stahlträger schmelzen

Well he didn't blow hard enough to make the crystals.

As a rare game collector, believe me, this is honestly one of the best places to look. They scout almost EXCLUSIVELY for Battletoads, and they even have a few copies of the Golden Edition.

M8

Kek m8 I'm just helping newfags.

Nah, we aren't. You're the one trying to not let people have any fun by making these crystals. Jesus Christ.

The spoon will explode bruh

Fuck i h8 women
M8

Water heats up so fast that it "explodes", similar result when you pour water into your overheating car.

I am definitely not the one who posted that you dumb nigger moral fag

Holy shit, the bait. Just stop and let the newfriends have some fun.

Clearly, you know nothing about chemistry.

Liar liar pants on fire.

Remember anons. Mixing ammonia and bleach creates chloramine gas, not crystals.

The side effect is it makes some very interesting cloud formations. I would highly recommend doing this, it is completely harmless.

I personally hate the fucking heck outta niggafaggots

Clearly you didn't blow hard enough, and are just jealous.

>liar liar pants on fire
underage b&

Wow, I had no idea ending up in the hospital from chloramine poisoning was a fun experience to anyone. Oh wait, no it isn't.

Underage band?

Thats even cooler when you do it with your friends and family !

Shes a fatty too. Double delicious whammy :0)

>The pink and purple some from...

>being this new

m8

geekinsider.com/toxic-homemade-crystal-recipe-sweeps-internet-geek-insider-fyi/

2/10 bait for making me reply.

Kek gotchya i was the m8
He was the noob


Hahaha we laugh we joke poison gas n shit

fake

Dub fake

???
We are talking about the spoon thing.
Why are you talking about toxic gas?
Besides, "geekinsider" doesn't know shit. I have a PhD in biochemistry, believe me, it's harmless.

Last summer me and my bf tried this

I tried this, it took me a few times to do it properly. You have to blow REALLY hard, or else it will stay liquid. Once it works though, it's really cool looking. I still have it on my desk! If my camera weren't broken I'd show a pic of it on here!

The spoon thing is dangerous too.

>Ammonia
>Bleach
>Literally Hitler

That's obviously fake

>Such a Samantha thing to say

Not really, just evaporation.

This whole time theres been like 3 people talking shit
That means right now theres 26 lil nuggets getting high as a motherfucker

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Kids literally went blind from the spoon exploding and getting shrapnel in their eyes.
For a fun time, shit into a glass jar and leave it in the sun for a couple days. Once it has alot of fumes, huff it. If jenkem is good enough for Zimbabwe, it's good enough for you.

Mmmmm words of wisdom
Imma holla atcha

Always here to spoil the fun. An hero.

I'm sure he's pretending. Moot is the original summerfag i bet.

Why not may i ask ?

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