Let's talk about wetting the bed. How old were you when you last wet the bed? Embarrassing stories?
>wet the bed all throughout elementary school and some of middle school
>last time I wet the bed was high school freshman year
>done it at sleep overs and summer camp
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17, and it was the only time I can ever recall doing so.
>dreamt that I woke up
>then I took a shower while in the dream
>then I made breakfast in the dream
>then I had to use the bathroom in the dream
It was really fucking weird.
Not the bed but a sleep piss story
>be feel asleep
>dream of pussy and taking a piss
>feel piss traveling up urethra
>wake up, stumble into bathroom
>piss in trashcan right next to open toilet
>go back to bad
OP here, the last time I wet the bed I was also peeing in a dream. Then I woke up and realized I was actually peeing.
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>How old were you when you last wet the bed?
19. I was too pissed off to go to the bathroom that night, so I decided I'd piss myself on purpose. Drank 2L of water for it. Then I got sick the next day for sleeping in it.
I pissed the kitchen a couple of months ago, does that count?
Sleep walker?
diabetic coma
type 1, not the one fatties get
MOAR!
>too pissed to go to the bathroom
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oh ok then
if you insist
Oh, shit sucks.
Why do I find these so hot
guessing here but in UK speak "pissed" means drunk
and he meant to type pissed, not pissed off
so he was too drunk to go to the bathroom
/guesswork
this is the best one right here
britfag here. can confirm he means he was too drunk
oh
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I've only had seven lots of paramedics picking me off the floor this year, you kinda get used to it
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We were robbed at gunpoint by 2 niggers when I was 4. Kept wetting the bed after that for a few years.
This isn't wetting the bed, but I saw a grown woman piss herself in public (not what you think)
>driving in my work car, heading to a client's home to work on their car
>on a busy two lane highway, people always go 80+ mph
>woman on a Kawasaki Ninja 650 passes me on the left
>right after she passes me, there is a gradual right hand curve
>she initiates the turn wayy too late
>gets close to the median and stands the bike up
>she rides into the median grass at about 80 mph
>hits one of those huge piles of dirt and grass that build up in the median
>bike explodes into thousands of pieces
>she ragdolls
>immediately stop my car
>run across highway, I am the first person to get to her
>she is alive, barely, thank god she wore proper gear
>facedown in grass, blood pouring out of her face
>huge concussion, pupils dilated, shes in bad shape
>make sure shes secure, tell everyone not to touch her, back up etc..
>leaning over her, making sure she's alive
>police eventually show up
>she eventually comes to, starts moving
>she flips on her back
>she wet herself
>cops don't need me there, got a job to get to, hop in my car and ride into the sunset
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22
Last year
>smoke out with friends
>shots all night
>go back to moms house
>sleep on her couch
>wake up and go take shit
>bring slow dribble of piss with me
>fall back asleep
>wake up completely soaked in piss
>how the fuck can you shit and not piss like that
Do you not have a ready supply of insulin available to you?
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doesn't work that way, diabetic coma is caused by too much insulin or not eating enough carbs
holy shit dude
The more you know.
no wait, this is the best one
if someone's in a diabetic coma then give them sugar
not insulin
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Don't have a bedwetting story, but one time when I was 5 I sleepwalked into my parent's bedroom, opened their closet door and pissed all over their clothes. Good times.
so, this is a girls peeing thread now
I saw my sister pee herself once, it was kinda nauseating tbh
Choose your sex tape.
Story
> be me. About 21
> canada day.
> get completely shit faced at my friends mom's party. Beer, shots, wine,anything I can get my hands on.
> start grinding with his 80 year old grandma, she's having fun.
> fast forward to the end of the night.
> my wife stayed sober and drove us home. Get in bed immediately.
> don't remember much after that but a lot of puking.
> puked on the bed, then rolled off the bed and started puking and shitting simultaneously.
> wife leaves the room to get away from the smell. Ends up hearing our dog eating it and can't stand it so she cleans it up.
> got shit my pants drunk and my wife cleaned up my puke and shit
Late high school cause I drank way too much before going to sleep. Not booze either just casual liquid like juice or water. My buddy does it all the time when he gets drunk
>at a party
>she was getting hammered on vodka and red bull
>she can't handle alcohol at all
>everyone is laughing at some dumb joke
>she can't stop laughing
>pees herself
>in her jeans
>on the sofa
>pretended to spill her drink to hide it
>but vodka and red bull doesn't give off steam and the smell of piss
>had to walk her home with her wearing piss stained jeans
bad fucking night
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Still married? Thats a hell of a woman
Yeah
Was probably 11-12, had friends staying the night. Everyone's in sleeping bags in the front room, wake up to a piss filled sleeping bag. Now instead of getting up and putting it in the wash and changing clothes I decided to grab a cup of water, wait until someone was awake and then awkwardly pretend to spill the water in my sleeping bag. Fuck it makes me laugh so much now at how stupid it was and I probably still stunk of piss.
When i was 9 I was sleeping over at a friends house and me and my friend were sleeping on the same blanket and I pissed myself. I think some of it got on him
Traded sleeping bags with a kid at his bday sleepover and then I pissed his bag. Happy birthday
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