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>Mupdate 31
Claimed houses: Stark, Arryn, Lannister, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Targaryen, Tully and Martell.
Winter season (-1 to territory rolls).

>OP

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Retake the North.
>Anders Stark, Hand of the Queen, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North, Lord Paramount of the North
>Alliances:Targaryen
>NAPs:
>Bonuses:The Three Towers, Winter Is Coming(0/1), Hand of the Queen(+1T)

Siege TEn towers

>Lord Ronnel Arryn, King of the Mountain, Defender of the Vale
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Bloody Gate

Greyjoy > push 1 T north from MC and surround WF
>Iron King Goran, the Guardian of House Greyjoy, Lord Reaper of Pyke, Son of the Sea Wind, Lord Captain of the Iron Fleet and King of the Iron Isles
>We Do Not Sow (1/1 | 3/3)
>Alliance: Lannister
>Indie King (+2 Ts in the Iron Isles / +1 T elsewhere)

does UUU carry over from a previous thread
>Prince John Martell, Lord of Sunspear
>Allies:
>Permission:
>NAP: Lannister
>Bonus: The Wide Way, UUU (1/1) (still active from last thread)

Yes

use bonus surround WF

>Lady Sansa Tully
>Bonus (+1T) (1/5)

Sorry, but I'll be having grilled fish early in the Winter. I'd be happy to have the cock in his stead, the dragon does like smoked sausage.

Targ > Tully, spills Lanni. Dragon the Dreadfort.

>Queen Rhaenys Targaryen, the Red Dragon, Liberator of King's Landing, Cooker of Fish, Queen of Dragonstone
>Queen of Westeros (shared) +1
>Allies: Baratheon, Stark

3d pali.

To Casterly Rock
How'd I loose so much territory to Lanni. I rolled 8 while he rolled a 4

>King Horshtrain Baratheon
>Permission:
>Allies: Targaryen (by marriage)
>Bonuses: KoW (+1T shared)

Oh and put priority on tully ts pls.
>Anders Stark, Hand of the Queen, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North, Lord Paramount of the North
>Alliances:Targaryen
>NAPs:
>Bonuses:The Three Towers, Winter Is Coming(0/1), Hand of the Queen(+1T)

push tyrell from dorne
>Prince John Martell, Lord of Sunspear
>Allies:
>Permission:
>NAP: Lannister
>Bonus: The Wide Way, UUU (active)

Op, I believe you owe me 2 additional t's for my last roll. Please double check.

>Lord Ronnel Arryn, King of the Mountain, Defender of the Vale
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Bloody Gate

I ask that you allow me to rape the bitch first. And I also ask that you allowed the northman who killed the most of her men do it as well, I promised him.
>Anders Stark, Hand of the Queen, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North, Lord Paramount of the North
>Alliances:Targaryen
>NAPs:
>Bonuses:The Three Towers, Winter Is Coming(0/1), Hand of the Queen(+1T)

my dorne act is very similar to the shows
>Prince John Martell, Lord of Sunspear
>Allies:
>Permission:
>NAP: Lannister
>Bonus: The Wide Way, UUU (active)

2 spills, my friend.

Done, but Virmire the Red gets to finish her. She always asked what being fucked by a dragon was like.

Sorry, but I'll be having grilled fish early in the Winter. I'd be happy to have the cock in his stead, the dragon does like smoked sausage.

>Queen Rhaenys Targaryen, the Red Dragon, Liberator of King's Landing, Cooker of Fish, Queen of Dragonstone
>Queen of Westeros (shared) +1
>Allies: Baratheon, Stark

Totally and completely irrelevant. Yes, good job.

You haven't spilled the spaghetti quite as badly as Ellaria Sand, I'll give you that much.

Sorry, but I'll be having grilled fish early in the Winter. I'd be happy to have the cock in his stead, the dragon does like smoked sausage.

>Queen Rhaenys Targaryen, the Red Dragon, Liberator of King's Landing, Cooker of Fish, Queen of Dragonstone
>Queen of Westeros (shared) +1
>Allies: Baratheon, Stark

my impression is amazing, the most useless thing this game
>Prince John Martell, Lord of Sunspear
>Allies:
>Permission:
>NAP: Lannister
>Bonus: The Wide Way, UUU (1/1) (still active from last thread)

>dat copypasta

Flay myself before the DF falls.

>Lady Sansa Tully
>Bonus (+1T) (2/5)

>gg fam

>Queen Rhaenys Targaryen, the Red Dragon, Liberator of King's Landing, Cooker of Fish, Queen of Dragonstone
>Queen of Westeros (shared) +1
>Allies: Baratheon, Stark

perhaps you could rent a boat and sail to essos

Quite possibly ever. You should be proud.

I'll still fuck you ;)
>Anders Stark, Hand of the Queen, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North, Lord Paramount of the North
>Alliances:Targaryen
>NAPs:
>Bonuses:The Three Towers, Winter Is Coming(0/1), Hand of the Queen(+1T)

continue remaining irrelevant
>Prince John Martell, Lord of Sunspear
>Allies:
>Permission:
>NAP: Lannister
>Bonus: The Wide Way, UUU (1/1) (still active from last thread)

wew thats pretty edgy.

>Lady Sansa Tully
>Bonus (+1T) (2/5)

>Mupdate 32: The grilled/flayed fish edition
Claimed houses: Stark, Arryn, Lannister, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Targaryen and Martell.
Winter season (-1 to territory rolls).

>OP

M'lady

>Anders "The Sharp" Stark, Hand of the Queen, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North, Lord Paramount of the North
>Alliances:Targaryen
>NAPs:
>Bonuses:The Three Towers, Winter Is Coming(0/1), Hand of the Queen(+1T)

You could always join the Steamroll that is the Queen's Peace.

I'll let you take the Arbor?

Kll Tyrell, spills GJ

>Queen Rhaenys Targaryen, the Red Dragon, Liberator of King's Landing, Cooker of Fish, Queen of Dragonstone
>Queen of Westeros (shared) +1
>Allies: Baratheon, Stark

Retake the North from the iron cucks.
>Anders "The Sharp" Stark, Hand of the Queen, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North, Lord Paramount of the North
>Alliances:Targaryen
>NAPs:
>Bonuses:The Three Towers, Winter Is Coming(0/1), Hand of the Queen(+1T)

i remain irrelevant (waste roll)
>Prince John Martell, Best impersonator of Dorne from the show
>Allies:
>Permission:
>NAP: Lannister
>Bonus: The Wide Way, UUU (1/1) (still active from last thread)

Siege Pyke

>Lord Ronnel Arryn, King of the Mountain, Defender of the Vale
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Bloody Gate

arbor gold, more for my wine collection
>Prince John Martell, Best impersonator of Dorne from the show
>Allies:
>Permission:
>NAP: Lannister
>Bonus: The Wide Way, UUU (1/1) (still active from last thread)

Lannister > Reclaim Westerlands from casterly rock and strongholds

>Lord Ash Lannister

Allow Martell permission to the Arbor, and the Arbor alone.

>Queen Rhaenys Targaryen, the Red Dragon, Liberator of King's Landing, Cooker of Fish, Queen of Dragonstone, Weed Killer
>Queen of Westeros (shared) +1
>Allies: Baratheon, Stark

Siege Casterly Rock

>King Horshtrain Baratheon
>Permission:
>Allies: Targaryen (by marriage)
>Bonuses: KoW (+1T shared)

It seems the lion has grown old, his once-mighty claws have failed him.
>Anders "The Sharp" Stark, Hand of the Queen, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North, Lord Paramount of the North
>Alliances:Targaryen
>NAPs:
>Bonuses:The Three Towers, Winter Is Coming(0/1), Hand of the Queen(+1T)

It should be easy for you to siege, little bird. Your farther visited a few times and you spent a good amount of time there as a child ... but of course you must've forgotten.

Greyjoy > push 1 T north out from MC and surround WF
>Iron King Goran, the Guardian of House Greyjoy, Lord Reaper of Pyke, Son of the Sea Wind, Lord Captain of the Iron Fleet and King of the Iron Isles
>We Do Not Sow (1/1 | 3/3)
>Alliance: Lannister
>Indie King (+2 Ts in the Iron Isles / +1 T elsewhere)

>Mupdate 33
Claimed houses: Stark, Arryn, Lannister, Baratheon, Greyjoy, Targaryen and Martell.
Winter season (-1 to territory rolls).

>OP

Greyjoy > siege WF using WDNS +1 S
>Iron King Goran, the Guardian of House Greyjoy, Lord Reaper of Pyke, Son of the Sea Wind, Lord Captain of the Iron Fleet and King of the Iron Isles
>We Do Not Sow (1/1 | 3/3)
>Alliance: Lannister
>Indie King (+2 Ts in the Iron Isles / +1 T elsewhere)

Do you mind granting the Dreadfort and other northern ts back to me, my queen?
>Anders "The Sharp" Stark, Hand of the Queen, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North, Lord Paramount of the North
>Alliances:Targaryen
>NAPs:
>Bonuses:The Three Towers, Winter Is Coming(0/1), Hand of the Queen(+1T)

Siege Casterly Rock

>Queen Rhaenys Targaryen, the Red Dragon, Liberator of King's Landing, Cooker of Fish, Queen of Dragonstone, Weed Killer
>Queen of Westeros (shared) +1
>Allies: Baratheon, Stark

Retake the North.
>Anders "The Sharp" Stark, Hand of the Queen, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North, Lord Paramount of the North
>Alliances:Targaryen
>NAPs:
>Bonuses:The Three Towers, Winter Is Coming(0/1), Hand of the Queen(+1T)

Close. You'll still die.
>Anders "The Sharp" Stark, Hand of the Queen, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North, Lord Paramount of the North
>Alliances:Targaryen
>NAPs:
>Bonuses:The Three Towers, Winter Is Coming(0/1), Hand of the Queen(+1T)

I surround the Arbor
>Prince John Martell, Best impersonator of Dorne from the show
>Allies:
>Permission:
>NAP: Lannister
>Bonus: The Wide Way, UUU (1/1) (still active from last thread)

Siege Golden Tooth
Well done my queen

>King Horshtrain Baratheon
>Permission:
>Allies: Targaryen (by marriage)
>Bonuses: KoW (+1T shared)

Cede the Dreadfort to Stark in exchange for the Lady Sansa's body.

>Queen Rhaenys Targaryen, the Red Dragon, Liberator of King's Landing, Cooker of Fish, Queen of Dragonstone, Weed Killer
>Queen of Westeros (shared) +1
>Allies: Baratheon, Stark

What do you know of my father, King Oswell? He never visited your godforsaken island, reaver.

>Lord Ronnel Arryn, King of the Mountain, Defender of the Vale
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Bloody Gate

i kinda wanna see Stark and Greyjoy fight to the death in a dual

And well done to yourself as well.

I had forgotten the joys of sieging without Dragons.

I shall aim for Seaguard next.

>Queen Rhaenys Targaryen, the Red Dragon, Liberator of King's Landing, Cooker of Fish, Queen of Dragonstone, Weed Killer
>Queen of Westeros (shared) +1
>Allies: Baratheon, Stark

He is no King. Only a dumb squid who got out of the sea and is about to be mangled by a hungry wolf.
>Anders "The Sharp" Stark, Hand of the Queen, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North, Lord Paramount of the North
>Alliances:Targaryen
>NAPs:
>Bonuses:The Three Towers, Winter Is Coming(0/1), Hand of the Queen(+1T)

I quit. I keep getting connection errors

>Lord Ash Lannister

Siege Pyke

>Lord Ronnel Arryn, King of the Mountain, Defender of the Vale
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Bloody Gate

I got so invested in this game xD must be my autism
>Anders

OOC: I'm done RPing with you. You've made it clear that you have ZERO intention of playing the game in-line with your predecessor's lore.

Not before I take your head, mutt.
>Iron King Goran, the Guardian of House Greyjoy, Lord Reaper of Pyke, Son of the Sea Wind, Lord Captain of the Iron Fleet and King of the Iron Isles
>We Do Not Sow (0/1 | 2/3)
>Alliance: Lannister
>Indie King (+2 Ts in the Iron Isles / +1 T elsewhere)

Sorry Ash, GG

>Queen Rhaenys Targaryen, the Red Dragon, Liberator of King's Landing, Cooker of Fish, Queen of Dragonstone, Weed Killer
>Queen of Westeros (shared) +1
>Allies: Baratheon, Stark

Ooc: Dang I thought it was just me. GG m80. Was fun going back and forth with you.

>King Horshtrain Baratheon
>Permission:
>Allies: Targaryen (by marriage)
>Bonuses: KoW (+1T shared)

King Oswell was MY father, you insipid hound. We were kings in the Vale before the Targaryens conquered Westeros, and united the 7 formerly independent kingdoms.

>Lord Ronnel Arryn, King of the Mountain, Defender of the Vale
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Bloody Gate

>Mupdate 34: Season finale edition
Claimed houses: Stark, Arryn, Lannister, Baratheon, Targaryen and Martell.
Winter season (-1 to territory rolls).

>OP

Greyjoy > push 1 T north out from MC and surround WF
>Iron King Goran, the Guardian of House Greyjoy, Lord Reaper of Pyke, Son of the Sea Wind, Lord Captain of the Iron Fleet and King of the Iron Isles
>We Do Not Sow (0/1 | 2/3)
>Alliance: Lannister
>Indie King (+2 Ts in the Iron Isles / +1 T elsewhere)

Siege Seaguard

>Queen Rhaenys Targaryen, the Red Dragon, Liberator of King's Landing, Cooker of Fish, Queen of Dragonstone, Weed Killer
>Queen of Westeros (shared) +1
>Allies: Baratheon, Stark

I siege the Arbor
>Prince John Martell, Best impersonator of Dorne from the show
>Allies:
>Permission:
>NAP: Lannister
>Bonus: The Wide Way, UUU (1/1) (still active from last thread)

The only thing you will take is my big fat northern cock in your fish smelling putrid reaving asshole.
>Anders "The Sharp" Stark, Hand of the Queen, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North, Lord Paramount of the North
>Alliances:Targaryen
>NAPs:
>Bonuses:The Three Towers, Winter Is Coming(0/1), Hand of the Queen(+1T)

Mop up all Lannisters in the Westerlands.

>King Horshtrain Baratheon
>Permission:
>Allies: Targaryen (by marriage)
>Bonuses: KoW (+1T shared)

Ooc: As far as anyone has told me, the Vale was being divvied up before I arrived. I was never told "Arryn was at war w House X." I had assumed it had been an abscent house all game.

>Lord Ronnel Arryn, King of the Mountain, Defender of the Vale
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Bloody Gate

Take the damn Moat and flay every ironborn in it.
>Anders "The Sharp" Stark, Hand of the Queen, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North, Lord Paramount of the North
>Alliances:Targaryen
>NAPs:
>Bonuses:The Three Towers, Winter Is Coming(0/1), Hand of the Queen(+1T)

you know that would have been important to say

siege pyke

>Lord Ronnel Arryn, King of the Mountain, Defender of the Vale
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Bloody Gate

Aww ... you like the smell of my asshole? I'll make sure to shit on your face before cutting off your head.

OOC: I told you THREE times what happened before. You ignored me TWO times and the last time you called me a liar when you weren't even here to know the difference.
>Iron King Goran, the Guardian of House Greyjoy, Lord Reaper of Pyke, Son of the Sea Wind, Lord Captain of the Iron Fleet and King of the Iron Isles
>We Do Not Sow (0/1 | 2/3)
>Alliance: Lannister
>Indie King (+2 Ts in the Iron Isles / +1 T elsewhere)

OOC: It was absent when I joined, which was about 200 posts into Summer. In fact, Tully and previous Stark were the ones to invade it.

>Queen Rhaenys Targaryen, the Red Dragon, Liberator of King's Landing, Cooker of Fish, Queen of Dragonstone, Weed Killer
>Queen of Westeros (shared) +1
>Allies: Baratheon, Stark

The previous Stark was a cuck, lol.
>Anders "The Sharp" Stark, Hand of the Queen, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North, Lord Paramount of the North
>Alliances:Targaryen
>NAPs:
>Bonuses:The Three Towers, Winter Is Coming(0/1), Hand of the Queen(+1T)

Exactly. I asked for political situation, and all replies were about other houses at war. As an Arryn, I remained neutral until it was beneficial for me to enter the fray.

>Lord Ronnel Arryn, King of the Mountain, Defender of the Vale
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Bloody Gate

The previous Stark and Tully almost conquered the Vale but like the current Arryn you weren't around to see.

Can we all agree to endmup? Greyjoy is the the only one being cucked now.

>Mupdate 35
Claimed houses: Stark, Arryn, Lannister, Baratheon, Targaryen and Martell.
Winter season (-1 to territory rolls).

>OP

OOC: Nope. I'll go all night. Fuck work.

Greyjoy > push 1 T north out from MC and surround WF
>Iron King Goran, the Guardian of House Greyjoy, Lord Reaper of Pyke, Son of the Sea Wind, Lord Captain of the Iron Fleet and King of the Iron Isles
>We Do Not Sow (0/1 | 2/3)
>Alliance: Lannister
>Indie King (+2 Ts in the Iron Isles / +1 T elsewhere)

I siege the Arbor
>Prince John Martell, Best impersonator of Dorne from the show
>Allies:
>Permission:
>NAP: Lannister
>Bonus: The Wide Way, UUU (1/1) (still active from last thread)

And it has been. Your endmup will likely include the Iron Islands.

Siege Seaguard

>Queen Rhaenys Targaryen, the Red Dragon, Liberator of King's Landing, Cooker of Fish, Queen of Dragonstone, Weed Killer
>Queen of Westeros (shared) +1
>Allies: Baratheon, Stark

Retake the North, kill all ironborn.
>Anders "The Sharp" Stark, Hand of the Queen, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North, Lord Paramount of the North
>Alliances:Targaryen
>NAPs:
>Bonuses:The Three Towers, Winter Is Coming(0/1), Hand of the Queen(+1T)

Siege Crakehall

>King Horshtrain Baratheon
>Permission:
>Allies: Targaryen (by marriage)
>Bonuses: KoW (+1T shared)

Stark and Greyjoy must fight to the death in a dual before it can endmup will Greyjoy fulfill his promise to the old arryn or will he die trying
>Prince John Martell, Best impersonator of Dorne from the show
>Allies:
>Permission:
>NAP: Lannister
>Bonus: The Wide Way, UUU (1/1) (still active from last thread)

Ooc: I said you were a liar about my "father" visiting, in character, as I am RPing the last Andal King from before the targs conquered and United westeros, and at that point the Vale had zero contact with the Isles. I thought you were making a ham fisted reference to Jon Arryn or something.

>Lord Ronnel Arryn, King of the Mountain, Defender of the Vale
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Bloody Gate

How's that Arbor Gold?

King no more, it would seem, thanks to Arryn and Martell.

>Queen Rhaenys Targaryen, the Red Dragon, Liberator of King's Landing, Cooker of Fish, Queen of Dragonstone, Weed Killer
>Queen of Westeros (shared) +1
>Allies: Baratheon, Stark

OOC: Nope. You wanna kill me. Kill me the hard way. I want so many swords cutting into me I can't tell which one dealt the killing blow.
>Lord Captain Goran, the Guardian of House Greyjoy, Lord Reaper of Pyke, Son of the Sea Wind and Lord Captain of the Iron Fleet
>We Do Not Sow (0/1 | 2/3)

excellent, it will go great in my extravagant wine cellar
>Prince John Martell, Best impersonator of Dorne from the show
>Allies:
>Permission:
>NAP: Lannister
>Bonus: The Wide Way, UUU (1/1) (still active from last thread)

Use bonus +3 siege Ten Towers.

I'm happy with endmup.

>Lord Ronnel Arryn, King of the Mountain, Defender of the Vale
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Bloody Gate

OOC: Op mind posting the original unaltered map? I like this version because it has no essos.
>Anders

Chaos is a ladder, my queen.

;^)

>Lord Ronnel Arryn, King of the Mountain, Defender of the Vale
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Bloody Gate

>NOT A MUPDATE

Also after the endmup can we start another one straight away? I fucking love this.
>Anders

ty bruh
>Anders

>Mupdate 36: The Ironborn's Rage edition
Claimed houses: Stark, Arryn, Baratheon, Targaryen and Martell.
Winter season (-1 to territory rolls).

>OP

Greyjoy > push 1 T north out from MC and surround WF
>Lord Captain Goran, the Guardian of House Greyjoy, Lord Reaper of Pyke, Son of the Sea Wind and Lord Captain of the Iron Fleet
>We Do Not Sow (0/1 | 2/3)

Siege Crakehall

>King Horshtrain Baratheon
>Permission:
>Allies: Targaryen (by marriage)
>Bonuses: KoW (+1T shared)

Siege the moat from the north
>Anders "The Sharp" Stark, Hand of the Queen, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North, Lord Paramount of the North
>Alliances:Targaryen
>NAPs:
>Bonuses:The Three Towers, Winter Is Coming(0/1), Hand of the Queen(+1T)

Siege ten towers

>Lord Ronnel Arryn, King of the Mountain, Defender of the Vale
>Allies:
>NAP:
>Bonus: Bloody Gate

I'm inclined to agree. Essos just gives Targ, Arryn and Martell something to do. Me being on DS alone forced me to KL, which made the game far more fast paced, imo.

Chaos is a 'laddah', Lord Ronnel. Remember your pronunciation.

Siege Seaguard round 3

>Queen Rhaenys Targaryen, the Red Dragon, Liberator of King's Landing, Cooker of Fish, Queen of Dragonstone, Weed Killer
>Queen of Westeros (shared) +1
>Allies: Baratheon, Stark

It was a good day.

>Queen Rhaenys Targaryen, the Red Dragon, Liberator of King's Landing, Cooker of Fish, Queen of Dragonstone, Weed Killer
>Queen of Westeros (shared) +1
>Allies: Baratheon, Stark

youtube.com/watch?v=SZrDEUldGr0
tfw autism
>Anders