Alright 10pm, opening time. Welcome to Club Kek, Sup Forums's most exclusive night club!
>singles are denied and have their pansy asses kicked by the bouncer
>dubs get in
>trips gets VIP
>quads get VIP and free bottles all night
>quints own the place
>sexts die of a MDMA overdose while fucking sluts in the bathroom
If you get in you have to post your dankest memes or you get bounced.
Move aside
basic club with a shit sound system
you need a better DJ too
Im totally getting in
please kick me out
Knock knock open up the door its real.
First person in
Just gonna walk on in
What kinds of specialty drinks does club kek serve?
gtfo
LET ME IN
last try before i leave this fucking place
ok maybe u got my name wrong, now let me in
bullshit
Pretty empty in here.
I'm on the list
I ain't got no memes but I have person with no life porn.
Hi There :)
Let me in
roll
Let me in
This is a terrible club
I swear this isn't a fake ID
Roll
im in
...
Alway gets denied
Checked
I'll never get in...
hold up, VIP coming thru.
roll niggers
Fucking stoners.
roll faggots
Lemme in
Let me in
wassup i heard ya'll had sliced bread
please let me in sir
Fight me, you little bitch
Is my usual table ready?
Damn nigger
let me enter this building
Time to get denied.
rollin
;[
Your drink, sir
*brings out krokodil*
who's ready to FUCKING DIE
I'm with him! let me pass
Coming through
Sup fags i'm with quads guy let me through.
AGAIN
Sup
Ill need the good stuff tonight, Ramone.
They'll never let me into the club... They never let me in..
;)
shouldn't it be club zozzle you fucking summerfag?
Excuse me
Entry pls
Dubs coming through
im going in no matter what son
It smells like summer.
SUP BITCHES, MAKING MY WAY TO THE VIP
Sup
Lemme in
What up
Cumin in boys
Make way, plebs
sorry, dubs coming through
Zozzle
The bouncer can suck my dick.
Have a steak and some whiskey sent to my table
i'll suck bouncer's cock for some dubs
Fuk u fgt
Zozzle?
Trips get
dubba ro?
dubba no!
Yo user! We did gender studies together last semester!
Welcome to Club Kek
step aside bitches
Hey it's me, Harrison Barnes. You have to let me in.
Feels like being punched in the gut already.
let in?
I WANT ALL YOU HOES TO KNOW
THAT A REAL NIGGA JUST CAME THRU THE DOOR
Time to get my thing on
Hi faggorinos let me in
...
Come on, you can let me slip through
I know the owner!
i believe my dubs are in order.
What do mean no sneakers? These are brand new sneakers that cost $300!!
herro
Roll for reservations
You'll let me in, right?
Hey man, it's cool. I know the owner.
What if I want my ass to get kicked though?
Lemme in desu
let me in
Ajj lmau :DDD
Sage
see you inside
dubs rolling here