what are we drinking lads
/brit/
champagne (i hate it btw)
mineral water
*raises gun fingers*
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YOU LITTLE CHEEKY BASTARD
YOU LITTLE CHEEKY TWAT
Really makes you think
Why do you hate it?
what do brits eat on christmas eve
its way too early for drinking
but I got some nice dark Scottish beer from chrimbas
just fell asleep for 2 hours haha
Chinese takeaway
fish and chips
>Parents are against race mixing
>know at this point that they really wouldn't care what race my GF was, they'd just be glad I finally got one(my dad would be especially pleased to know I wasn't gay)
my famo always order a pizza on christmas eve
got a new iPhone for Christmas
threw it in the fire then screamed because it was black instead of grey
Got a feeling that charles will never be king
2 strong desu. makes me shiver when i drink a lot.
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I mean well-standing families who cares about tradition, not loser NEETs
At this point you will have sultan soon not a king
He will. He's desperate to be king, no way will he pass up on it.
chinese
how would we know about them
this is a working class general
>Chinese takeaway
how old is he now?
even if he is king he wont be for long
Shitposting on my new tablet lads
can't believe how meaningless everything is
safe
imagine being able to see underground
Doctor Who is a bit fucking grim for early evening Chrimbo TV.
FFS and what is with this libshit story?
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how's this for a christmas dinner
not sure whether to add all the work people on facebook 2bh
been there 3 months now isn't it about time i started socialising a bit with them
I can see liz living to 105
reckon she'd abdicate at 100
>its way too early for drinking
it's christmas you twat I was drinking champagne at 10am
she's gonna die in 2017
you do know christmas eve means the day before christmas
you've confused me fuck off
An ailing monarch?
nice which one did you get?
yeah, you're right, mistake by me
what do brits eat on christmas day?
jesus
People meme a lot about Sweden, but in all seriousness, France is much much worse.
Amazon Fire la
Done too much Tramadol. Don't think the ol' parents and grandparents are impressed. Lel.
Their pride
everyone eats a roast dinner
turkey, yorkshire pudding, spuds, veggies, pigs in blankets etc.
Who /UKIP-voting Rorke/ here
Rather a silly question chum
me
send them all back
drinking johnnie walker blue and a can of tyskie
>instagram is suggesting i follow the german girl i lipsed like 2 and a half years ago and never spoke to since
wtf
what do you lot have for an evening meal on christmas day?
we just have a little buffet type thing, gonna scran some cocktail sausages :p
don't want the queen to die
trying to imagine a 10.0 earthquake
>can of tyskie
fuck off we voted brexit
you MUST go back
doing a read on the so-called kindle "paperwhite"
bit racist
>there are actual londoners in this thread right now
Struggling to fathom this
me neither lad
it'd be just like a 7.0 earthquake, except 1000x more powerful
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roll deep sound
christmas pudding
don't like sitting around like this. weather is arse atm so can't go out for a walk so want to go for a drive but have had 2 beers and the cops are utter cunts about that shit around christmas
can't even imagine the runtish conditions you have to live in in london if you earn less than six figures
The republic is nigh, comrade
>roll deep sound
not too sure what you meant by this
Actual Londoners, or the brown impersonators?
Had a bottle of vanilla voddy was quite nice like
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it's a deep roller and was baiting for this exact sort of response x
Did you mix it with Dr Pepper?
Had a mummy wank
London is the only nice place in the UK
schreeching
hmm
nice work
>Actual Londoners, or the brown impersonators?
These are both the same
>working class general
revolution soon brothers
Pepsi mate
The hair is proof that Harry isn't Charles's kid. Not even the colour, but simply having a full head of it and being able to grow a beard
that's because you've internalised the royal family as a representation of yourself, so when the queen dies, you will not be mourning the woman, but your own mortality, it will feel like a piece of you has died.
Doctor Who is fucking embarrassing.
COMMIES OUT
#freebobbyschmurda
>Actual Londoners
Do they still exist?
As long as it's not coke laddo
Driving everyone home from my grandparents and my mum's boyfriend asks if he can put his music on I was like yeah whatever
He's only gone and put Kano - Garage skank on
Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Merry Christmas and a very, very, very , very Happy New Year to everyone!
>strangely attracted to a girl all my m8s think is ugly
Anyone else know this feel?
Harry is looking a lot like Charles now that he's getting older
just for the record we have pizza the day before christmas
not on the actual day, we're not THAT runty
Harry looks like Charles though. Look at the beady eyes and nose.
only ejaculated twice today
>family supposed to be coming round for Xmas today
>was up all night puking.
>mother doesn't want to come round if I'm sick
>cancel Xmas
Been in bed all day feeling like absolute death, cheers Xmas
ye
*gets on my knees, widens my eyes and starts rubbing your crotch through your jeans*
this is going to be a very merry christmas
thoughts on this?
fug lads i accidentally got pretty drunk
might have a 6:45 wank haha
she's the one then lad.
You might be right, they're all scruffy cunts