Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.

Claimed.

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Dio-sama...

claimed...

QOTT:
How to dispose of a large amount of bodies?

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What's your steam?

Nigga mad that he lost my harem lol
:3
No more money looking for work :l
Have one dollar in bank account
Great

never see anyone going for tifa in these threads but me

bake

I have claimed Blair.

them lucky 7's
you're truly a god amongst men

Miho claimed

Im not tired im stressed

I need 800 by the 30th

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I live in a constant state of fear and misery.

both

Claimed

>No one can meme harder than Mugi
The fucking moogster
Well im sure that will be fun, as least you know whats wrong with it

well shit you fucked. sell your plasma man. pays well enough to live.

Claimed

>TFW my trips proved waifus were shit and all should commit an heroing

>TFW the day after roll another trip and again claim all waifus are shit

I know getting triple trips over three days is hardly possible. But I shall try

>Claiming for the third time. All of you are niggers

bury them in Germany no one is allowed to question burials it seems

Akiko claimed

>Shiro
Good
Don't talk to me or my waifu ever again

>Dio
Well as long as you live and he died and there wasn't a huge teamfight right after I'd say worth it. Did you win that game?

>Chen
Maybe, if you think that'll help
I'll keep looking around to see if I can't find anything. I think maybe your client or OW just isn't optimized for your version. It's a pretty ne game still

Most importantly, grill

That's because not everyone has shit tastes

Taking from you and licking her butthole

Rip good friend ;_;7

O:

claimed.

Dumpster

>Blair
Anything. Feel free to hop in a convo should anything spikes your interest

>rin
Cause she IS the best girl ',:^)

>dio
Perhaps we were to talk more. As far as i know, you're a Canadian who likes poutine with a shit laptop

>maki
So a nice ol "hey what's up? How's it going?" Kind of thing?

kek

move out of Detroit

Claiming your slut whore 2D cunt. Which I shall murder

hi mugi
youtube.com/watch?v=EbsjtPAuTnI
youtube.com/watch?v=pW5JsC6SXhc&index=29
these videos have mugi in them

I used to do that and recommend it but I got a false positive for an STD so I can't anymore ._.
Go on
:(

that feel when you didnt notice image post was reached and your still in the old thread alone.

*crickets*

You need trips my fellow tard.

mine

sell that ass
I'll cum on it for a few bucks

Hi.

Haha. Dubs takes. Shes mine now faggot.

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>No stealing (unless trips or more)
well if it was false why cant you go back?
trips

AIDS
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You need TRIPS or higher.

You dingus.

I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu

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Claiming all waifus as my personal ass wipers

And all boys ITT as my personal ball washers

If I roll a 45 ill cut my balls off

Someone's been doing Zeus ults outside of my house for a few hours now.

It goes without saying.

Not sure if I won, but I probably did. After all the only memorable thing about that match was that one Corki kill.

There isn't much other to know to be honest, except that I'm the best.

I wish the same to you qt.

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Aw shit nigga
:o
Once you get a positive result you're like banned lol
Never had sex :l
Hepatitis C actually, my dad has it ;-;

>10:13 pm
That's pretty early, goodnight.

So. I got trips two nights ago claiming youre all shit and so are your waifus. Rules only apply to cunts who cant GET

Night Kmart

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quit fucking your dad m8

I love thunderstorms.

Oh shit it's that pic.

Because OP knows after my gets he couldnt risk me raping your pathetic waifu sluts

Pray I dont get trips or higher. Im aiming for a third charm

>Claiming your sister

$20 for a night I'll pay for a moth's worth

A large vat of soup.

Fucking hell, ten days.

That dank son a bitch.

When I say play with the motor I literally mean that. I have to sit there and spin it like a hamster wheel then let the electromagnets kick in. The whole motor would need replacing.

>In the arms of an angelllll

That and a little bit more. Sleep tight man.

>Best idol claimed

oh weird. im going to sell plasma. is it bad? like does it hurt?
and? ive gotten trips and quads before. doesnt make me able to say "i got quads before yall are shit cunts haha im a summerfag!"

>something something booty
I like this thread

If you're in the group its Careless_Dicks_The_Third.
Can't change the name to something more thread appropriate since I have to interact with normalfags with it.
Why's that?

Claiming all waifus as shit

All posters excluding me as niggers

And for you to all shave your ass hairs and eat them

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>If you're in the group its Careless_Dicks_The_Third.

I always wondered who that was.

c:
:(
It's pretty chill, you just sit there for like an hour, I like to listen go music. My place had really cute nurses. It hurts as much as giving blood so not very much

Hello, handsome.

if this is trips you need to drink bleach, like a lot of it

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The fact is your waifu loving cunts are sad cunts. You are small time. Your waifus dont love you

I find it ironic. You follow waifus because women have hurt and ignored you. So you start falling in love with fake women who again will ignore you.

I bet most of your waifus have boyfriends or girlfriends

Okay, you can just go fuck off. I don't even give a shit if you steal a goddamn monument.

I ain't listening to shit you say.

So, yeah, go ahead, "steal" everyone.

No one's going to listen nor care.

I added you.

Claimed

Yep life sucks.

Money problems. I got a medium of 800 in bills due by the 30th. And my car is about fucked.

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Im literally incapable of giving blood. Mine has been changed by one of my previous medications and so its toxic to normal people.

>implications all over
>dam son where'd you find these
and here's your (you)

My internet has been two hamsters on wheels lately so i know how it goes

GAS THE KIKES
HANG THE NIGGERS
WALL THE SPICS
NUKE THE MUDSLIMES
BURN THE FAGGS

Waifus are fake. They will never love you. They only love whoever thier authors and artists allow.

And it won't be some pedo faggot Sup Forums tard who still thinks the Katana is the best sword ever.

Also kill yourselves.

Waifus are shit

Really good thank you
Can you receive blood? :(

never given blood. i dont do jack shit to donate or help community. any anestetics or whatever numbs or puts to sleep? i dont like doing that kinda shit but i want to earn money.
my waifu keeps getting rejected by the one she loves in the anime. also i dont care for real women i think thats why a lot of us are here, real women dont matter. i dont need love even though eventually carnal instincts will kick in and ill fuck off and get a wife. but for now idc.

Claimed

I'm indifferent towards thunderstorms, I just like cloudy days, just because of the temperature, nothing about the gloomy atmosphere or some edgy shit like that.

Aye

An idiot.
Accepted.
You need a montage.
Really though there's nothing I can say to help with that, but if there's anything I can do to ease your stress a little let me know.

yes

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Only wife youll get is under Allah

You SJW liberal cuck

same to you

How's your night going.

I can, and had to once before.
Katanas were terrible. Japanese steel is terrible. Best swords are broadswords. If it doesn't break their block, it shatters the sword.
I prefer rain to not rain due to there being a shortage of rainwater in the dams. Dont prefer it to riding, just a nice, sunny and still day with a hint of chill to it is perfection.

It really doesn't hurt and no you just sit there they don't give you anything. It hurts for like a second when they stick the needle in and take it out but you'll live :3
:)

All posts ending in
1 3 5 and 9 are
>Fag. niggers

Posts ending in
2 4 5 7 8 are
>Amazing men

0 makes you god

>My post doesn't count. I shall remind you of your titles. Faggots

There really no need for you to worry about it. I'll probably hide my cars and go from there.

>hurts when they put in / take out the needle
I bet you look away.

>Rory-sama

It's just a thread.

Call me a sick fuck but I made this thread and she be my waifu any day.

pick one to wear

Amazing man here.

I've just been watching some ants try to move a piece of a chip across the floor
They're having a really hard time