Walk in see this what do? ?
Walk in see this what do? ?
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This is oc by the way.
There's no way that's a woman
Looks like my old high school janitor
Is her name Debbie?
Firecracker lit and stuffed into gooch
Turn 360 degrees and walk out
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Fukken saved
Check my map. I've obviously been walking in circles
Take a Picture
context?
gouge your eyes out
Check my equipment to confirm I'm ready for the impending boss battle.
Underrated
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Probably take a picture of the hoe, look for ID's, cellphone, addresses, credit cards, wallet, i dont think i saw a marriage ring but if she did probably blackmail her if not jerk off on her face n take a picture w/ my dick in it for blackmail material n then maybe grab a sharpie n write down some nasty shit all over her like cumbucket whore cumslut etc etc worst case scenario send it to the kids facebook n laugh n theb maye sell the video w/ facebook screenshot to efukt or somethig
That joke is as old as Sup Forums. You just overrated it.
>when trips lie
I'd probably take a picture and post it on Sup Forums
Pull out penis, piss with the force of 1000 suns on vagina. Shake twice, put penis away and leave.
>How?
>Where?
>Why?
>What?
bump
why does that man have a vagina?
Story?