New York Mets @ Washington Nationals Gamethread

Late game thread because I was eating spaghetti edition

No home runs tonight pls, Max

Nats fan checking in.

>mest fans on suicide watch

>Revere still in the lineup

Nats are squaring up this pitcher.

>Murray Itkin not wearing his MAGA cap

We're gonna lose tbqh

nice hustle dipshit

Why the fuck havent we put Espi in the outfield an d turner at short

because he's a SS

He played OF fine last season, and the lineup improves instantly

Based Danny can do anything

>two old white men sucking on long brown cigars

Wow really makes you think

>Sonny and Billy @ the game

MaKKKKs

Can't flurph the Murph, etc.

murph

Grats on the sweep nats

Who can stop this madman?

his batting avg isn't high enough to be an OF.
>max 6Ks in 10 batters

>his batting avg isn't high enough to be an OF.

Neither is Revere or Taylor's.

But it doesn't matter. They're trying out Turner in CF in Syracuse.

mest gonna enter washington's anus tonite

Dude, what game are you watching?

>papelbon shenanigans in the dugout cause he bored as fuck

Nice glove there Johnson

Why does Bastardo have a thiccer ass than most Latinas?

Roids
>not steroids, hemorrhoids

>22 innings of no runs by Mets

>mest fans silent

MAX!!

OLIVER PEREZ LMAO

K E L L E Y
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ANOTHER ONE

...he could be doing that for us...

boy Murphy is really giving it to his old team

murphy clobberin desu

i think the mets are actually going to miss the post season this year.

uh oh

wew lad
what a great way to come off that horrid road trip