Civ Thread, let's go faggots

Civ Thread, let's go faggots.

>One food is consumed per turn

>Dubs decides what happens that turn, and an RNG decides if it goes well or not.

>10 men, 4 women

>Start with 10 food

Accidental self nuke

Kek

confirmed pls

/Thread

Well shit

Here you go you son of a bitch

1 surviving mutant makes a farm

move 1, clean up unuclear wasteland... everything is now back to normal.. moe 2 .. Chop wood. move 3.. make pole out of wood... move 3.. use pubes for string and scap metal from nuke to make hook.. go sit on bank,, start stocking food.

OP here, I guess we're still going

so close my dude

mountain is actually hidden volcano

Lava is leaking out, and it poses no threat (yet)

No turns have passed.

>Food: 10

>10 men, 3 women

damn im on a roll, imma go for three in a row

river is actually giant blue snake

Let's get some farms up in he-ah

So get some dubs in he-ah

reroll

ill take river is a blue snake for 500

Sacrifice one woman to lava God

cut down the forest and start construction of the trump tower wonder

green is slime baff

Dude...

>Snake is friendly

>Food: 9

>10m, 3w

Environmental changes count as one half turn from here, counting this and the previous.

topkek rip thread

shit im a god

ok how about those trees are giant broccoli and our food is maxed out

Tsunami

tribe eats one man to save food, begin mating

construct trump tower

If you roll it, I'll make it. But, inf food won't make you survive. Shelter and shit are important.

friendly snake shits out bear claws, food +50

last reroll i miss and im done

can we get some broccoli trees

hell yeah we getting far now

It starts raining hot naked women
Hallelujah

Trump nukes this land

god damn and we were so far

Using what materials

Mother fuck

>food: 58

>10m 3w

snake grows a pair of large balls

reroll

undo trump nukes

Man

find a mine full of stones and cut the trees

political flip flopping non trump bernie/shillary lover detected

snake grows glorious trump hair

Migrate to a new area

A giant wall is constructed to keep the sea men from the ocean region away

The fuck is with y'all and nukes?

>Restarting since we did get somewhere.

>10food
>10m 3w

Become allies with Gandhi

Explore north

Foreign pioneers land with 2 boats, 50 men in total. Whatever is left of the native population is being pushed further inland as the pioneers begin to establish a colony

all men and women have an orgy, 2 of three women are pregnant

God descends from heaven, and we have to fight him in a giant robot we constructed

Gandhi nukes the land

Within 20 min this place got nuked twice lol

Grow some weed

Reroll, I'll take baby boom for 300

reroll, also op can decide how many children are born

People settle from across the sea. They develop an advanced society over thousand of years, buildings and math and music and fecal pornography. Eventually the internet develops.

The young men are nowhere to be seen, underground arguing about feminine penises. No reproduction happens, society ends

Men drown women in river

+3 bones

Reroll

Nice.

Godzilla joins in the fight

reroll

The women get raep

im back in it with a suprise nuke

Colonials begin to land at the shoreline

roll

It was a hologram

last reroll

Nigger what the fuck


You succeed but the robot is destroyed in the battle. In your new godless world, you continue on.

Food 9

10 m

3 w

Reroll

reroll but uses bones to construct mr.skeltal

Attack Ghandi

Satan burst forth from the volcano with a bucket of popcorn to watch the fight

Lava covers half the land

reroll

Airstrikes level the area due to conflicts between neighboring civilizations. This piece of clay is stuck in the middle

snake shits out more bear claws

food +32

God is Godzilla?

Reroll

The people, realizing that they are now the gods of their own world, start worshipping and praying to our leader. HE slowly becomes omnipotent and all powerful. He watches over our tribe and uses his power to creat a great pyramid

and im reeeeeeeee

reeeeeee rollin!

Gandhi sends peace in the form of nukes

river is used as toilet, inspired by ancient Rajeet society

turns brown from poo

Try new marijuana seeds

Angels and demons begin fighting for control over the clay

Remember, dubs are the only things accepted.

Food 8, 10m, 3w


Satanfag beat you to it, River is gone

We impregnate our women with bear semen for super bear babys

re-fucking-roll

kek

Everything that happened last round happens again

winrar

men go to forest and collect wood

+50 wood
-8 trees

Dude

Bear human hybrid babies now, okay why the fuck not

Food 7, 13m, 5w.

Kek at captcha

Construct another robot, this time a bear robot, to kill satan and take control of his demon army. After which, we use the demons to change our form into one that can live in lava as lava bears

Rape satan

We discover that jerking off into our mouths is quite tasty and sufficient enough to rely on.
Food is no longer a problem

satan hosts hellonearth2016 while at it

reroll

Poop people start to come out of the sea

2017 winter olympics

The trees explode killing the entire tribe.

Use our powers to funnel all our spiritual energy from the loss of god into one man who then attempts to defeat satan and his army of demons, removing the lava and in its place filling it with crispy cream donuts

The lava cools and hardens
The villagers fashion tools from it

no he cockblocked my poop roll

Mine cooled lava to obtain obsidian. Chop trees for wood. Fashion spears for hunting.

a rerollin

Hold the fuck up is that Tumblr i see?

reroll

Yes. Nice waste of dubs.