Civ Thread, let's go faggots.
>One food is consumed per turn
>Dubs decides what happens that turn, and an RNG decides if it goes well or not.
>10 men, 4 women
>Start with 10 food
Civ Thread, let's go faggots.
>One food is consumed per turn
>Dubs decides what happens that turn, and an RNG decides if it goes well or not.
>10 men, 4 women
>Start with 10 food
Accidental self nuke
Kek
confirmed pls
/Thread
Well shit
Here you go you son of a bitch
1 surviving mutant makes a farm
move 1, clean up unuclear wasteland... everything is now back to normal.. moe 2 .. Chop wood. move 3.. make pole out of wood... move 3.. use pubes for string and scap metal from nuke to make hook.. go sit on bank,, start stocking food.
OP here, I guess we're still going
so close my dude
mountain is actually hidden volcano
Lava is leaking out, and it poses no threat (yet)
No turns have passed.
>Food: 10
>10 men, 3 women
damn im on a roll, imma go for three in a row
river is actually giant blue snake
Let's get some farms up in he-ah
So get some dubs in he-ah
reroll
ill take river is a blue snake for 500
Sacrifice one woman to lava God
cut down the forest and start construction of the trump tower wonder
green is slime baff
Dude...
>Snake is friendly
>Food: 9
>10m, 3w
Environmental changes count as one half turn from here, counting this and the previous.
topkek rip thread
shit im a god
ok how about those trees are giant broccoli and our food is maxed out
Tsunami
tribe eats one man to save food, begin mating
construct trump tower
If you roll it, I'll make it. But, inf food won't make you survive. Shelter and shit are important.
friendly snake shits out bear claws, food +50
last reroll i miss and im done
can we get some broccoli trees
hell yeah we getting far now
It starts raining hot naked women
Hallelujah
Trump nukes this land
god damn and we were so far
Using what materials
Mother fuck
>food: 58
>10m 3w
snake grows a pair of large balls
reroll
undo trump nukes
Man
find a mine full of stones and cut the trees
political flip flopping non trump bernie/shillary lover detected
snake grows glorious trump hair
Migrate to a new area
A giant wall is constructed to keep the sea men from the ocean region away
The fuck is with y'all and nukes?
>Restarting since we did get somewhere.
>10food
>10m 3w
Become allies with Gandhi
Explore north
Foreign pioneers land with 2 boats, 50 men in total. Whatever is left of the native population is being pushed further inland as the pioneers begin to establish a colony
all men and women have an orgy, 2 of three women are pregnant
God descends from heaven, and we have to fight him in a giant robot we constructed
Gandhi nukes the land
Within 20 min this place got nuked twice lol
Grow some weed
Reroll, I'll take baby boom for 300
reroll, also op can decide how many children are born
People settle from across the sea. They develop an advanced society over thousand of years, buildings and math and music and fecal pornography. Eventually the internet develops.
The young men are nowhere to be seen, underground arguing about feminine penises. No reproduction happens, society ends
Men drown women in river
+3 bones
Reroll
Nice.
Godzilla joins in the fight
reroll
The women get raep
im back in it with a suprise nuke
Colonials begin to land at the shoreline
roll
It was a hologram
last reroll
Nigger what the fuck
You succeed but the robot is destroyed in the battle. In your new godless world, you continue on.
Food 9
10 m
3 w
Reroll
reroll but uses bones to construct mr.skeltal
Attack Ghandi
Satan burst forth from the volcano with a bucket of popcorn to watch the fight
Lava covers half the land
reroll
Airstrikes level the area due to conflicts between neighboring civilizations. This piece of clay is stuck in the middle
snake shits out more bear claws
food +32
God is Godzilla?
Reroll
The people, realizing that they are now the gods of their own world, start worshipping and praying to our leader. HE slowly becomes omnipotent and all powerful. He watches over our tribe and uses his power to creat a great pyramid
and im reeeeeeeee
reeeeeee rollin!
Gandhi sends peace in the form of nukes
river is used as toilet, inspired by ancient Rajeet society
turns brown from poo
Try new marijuana seeds
Angels and demons begin fighting for control over the clay
Remember, dubs are the only things accepted.
Food 8, 10m, 3w
Satanfag beat you to it, River is gone
We impregnate our women with bear semen for super bear babys
re-fucking-roll
kek
Everything that happened last round happens again
winrar
men go to forest and collect wood
+50 wood
-8 trees
Dude
Bear human hybrid babies now, okay why the fuck not
Food 7, 13m, 5w.
Kek at captcha
Construct another robot, this time a bear robot, to kill satan and take control of his demon army. After which, we use the demons to change our form into one that can live in lava as lava bears
Rape satan
We discover that jerking off into our mouths is quite tasty and sufficient enough to rely on.
Food is no longer a problem
satan hosts hellonearth2016 while at it
reroll
Poop people start to come out of the sea
2017 winter olympics
The trees explode killing the entire tribe.
Use our powers to funnel all our spiritual energy from the loss of god into one man who then attempts to defeat satan and his army of demons, removing the lava and in its place filling it with crispy cream donuts
The lava cools and hardens
The villagers fashion tools from it
no he cockblocked my poop roll
Mine cooled lava to obtain obsidian. Chop trees for wood. Fashion spears for hunting.
a rerollin
Hold the fuck up is that Tumblr i see?
reroll
Yes. Nice waste of dubs.