NFL general: Carr > Luck edition

IND:Colts make QB Luck highest-paid player ever
FA:Manziel says he's going sober starting July 1
SEA:Seahawks lock Doug Baldwin up through 2020
ARZ:Report: Cards want Mathieu deal before camp
MIN:Cordarrelle Patterson: I need to work harder
FA:Ex-Colt Tipton killed in accidental shooting
DAL:Ezekiel Elliott could crack 300 carries?
TEN:Mariota will hand it off '40 times' to win
BUF:Legendary coach Buddy Ryan dies at 85
WAS:Keith Marshall left off roster projection
OAK:Amari Cooper 'excellent' in offseason program
BAL:Mike Wallace: I have a lot up my sleeves

Only an ELITE QB could throw for 5000 yards.

lel were you expecting people to anoint carr da bestest ever after only 2 seasons in the league and dick all to show for it? get over yourself
>muh babby division
HE BEAT TEAMS IN THE PLAYOFFS INCLUDING AFCW TEAMS, TEAMS FROM THE DIVISION YOU KEEP BITCHING IS SOOO HARD
what don't you get about this? he's clearly shown an ability to win outside of his division in the playoffs
then again you seem to think that the NFL schedules aren't predetermined years in advance and the NFL is out to get your team so you're probably not that good at the whole critical thinking thing huh

Is Peyton Manning a bust?

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lmao why does sports media even bother reporting on Johnny anymore. He's dead, gone. Might as well spend it reporting on the daily life of Chris Redman

nth for raiders tripfags are butthurt as fuck

Mixtapes are like opinions these days

>anyone who even questions that knows absolutely nothing about football.
Prove that you know what you're talking about, explain this.

TY Based Doug

not as hurt as Luck is every year

>Carr
>never made the playoffs
>better than the best QB since Elway

NOOOOOOPE

Le'Veon x Jarvis when?

anyone have the rest of these comix?

I can't understand the other raidniggers acting like their team is the best. Guys >we haven't had a winning season in 13 years. Let's not act like we're the Patriots out there. I hate it when people talk a big talk with nothing to show for it and that's why I hate all the other raidniggers. They shitpost when the team has done nothing to be good. Go Raiders!

You mean one year?

athletes are just as good targets as other celebrities for TMZ-tier shit off the field
>Manziel spotted having a beer in a Cleveland bar! Was it spiked with coke? Details coming right up!

I'm not shitposting, I'm just mad people are constantly riding Luck's dick. I hate the Iggles and Clops, 99% of the reason why is both team's """fan"""bases.

only an elite QB can win a playoff game

or an away game against a good team, for that matter

15. Von Miller

>Iggles
and the other 1% because the Raiders beat them in a Super Bowl from before you were born?

luck has only beaten maybe 3 notable teams in the reg m8

The seahawks, 49ers from 3 years ago and Broncos during mannings return I think.

Packers.

Man this place is cancer in the offseason

You can hate us. We don't even think about you.

I agree. That's why I don't like to post here.

14. Aaron Donald

>only 14

Generals ruined Sup Forums, a place that was already historically awful during the NFL offseason

for one season, tannehill leads since 2012.

Theres a statistic showing Ryans best and worst games are better than lucks too, maybe an user saved it.

I don't hate you lol.

I agree with the Wisconsinite. Also, where have you been, man?

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who leads in super bowl mvps?

>A fucking leaf
No one thinks about you either.

u da real mvp

really makes me think..

Id rather have

>a fucking leaf

Than

>a fucking mexican

should be top 5 to be honest
>tfw never ravage O-Lines with a baby face

13. Khalil Mack

>only 13

I am literally the only white raidnigger here.

Nigger, Canada's entire culture is "WE'RE NOT AMERICA DAMMIT."

I like Canadians though, you guys are cute and friendly. Also you make great whiskey.

I said the same thing.

>Raiders fan
>White

Just kill yourself

You can stay, but tell your fellow tripfags they will have to go back

lol it's true. I'm white. Well, actually half-white. Uhh, okay you got me. I'm half tree nigger half white.

We're making a North American Union, faggot. The only people that need to leave are the racists like you

>Wilson at #17 on top 100
>16 players better than Wilson

What a joke.

12. Carson Palmer

I'm white.
>inb4 smug comments

Carson Palmer confirmed next on the top 100

Agree, 10 spots to high for him.

>your team
>your record prediction
>teams you hate most
>tripfags you hate most

>tfw white Raider fan
>German/Scandinavian ancestors
>in 50 years I have to explain Germany and Scandinavia actually used to be white

Raiders
10-6
buncos
>implying I'm pleb enough to care about tripfags

The NAU is just globalist desperation after seeing the EU is cracking.

It will never happen.

Another disgusting and disrespectful comment.

Peyton Manning (Best QB of our generation) started off 0-3 in the playoffs.

He's beaten the reigning MVP on the road.

My high school QB.

bitching about "cancer" is way more cancerous

just join in, lurk, or go to reddit, pham

Colts
11-5
Toxins, Pats
I don't hang around /NFL/ that often so I don't have strong opinions on the tripfags here. /MLB/ trips, on the other hand, hoo boy

>EU
>Crashing

Pick 1. The EU is about to ram their fist up the UK's ass if they try to leave

>if they try to leave

Raiders
9-7
Chiefs, Pats
>

>tfw you hate to go to /mlb/ after a Rangers win

>your team
Raiders
>your record prediction
10-6
>teams you hate most
Filthydelphia, Broncucks, Clops, Xehawks, Stoolers.
>tripfags you hate most
Mayo is really the only one and I haven't seen him here in a long time.

>Raiders
>8-8
>I'm too loving to really hate teams, just fans
>I don't really hate anyone here.

I too get my facts from Salon and social media!

I agree that the UK is fucked if they end up being the only country to leave it, but if I'm correct (and I tend to be when it comes to politics), there will be multiple countries leaving in the next several years.

Unlike Sup Forumstards, however, I don't expect things to iron out in three weeks. It will take years, but it will be better in the long run.

That's the not thing Sup Forums and your average millennial """progressive""" have in common: zero understanding of short term sacrifice for long term gain

America's team, the New England Patriots
12-4 as is now customary in NE, followed by division, conference champ, and SB wins.
Giants, Colts, Ravens, Steelers, Broncos
Dennis Pitta's Broken Hip, Tiki

Raiders
10-6
Eagles
who?

Kinda feel bad for Gibraltar considering 95% of them voted to remain

and now Spain wants their rock

11. Josh Norman

why dont you hate the jets?

>pats
>16-0 if healthy, eternal 12-4 if not
>steelers, colts, broncos, jets
>all a/nfcs trips, oldbay

Does the new 140 gorillions man have anyone good to throw to?

eags
8-8?
cowboys i guess, maybe the bucs
police12

Nothing to talk about, so I rarely come here until the season. This offseason has been pretty mild.

Hilton is great
Moncrief is above average

>there will be multiple countries leaving in the next several years
There won't be, though.

TY Hilton

and I guess Donte Moncrief was coming up

that's really it

I do, but division rivals are kind of a given so I didn't think they needed listing

>BB

219 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.

yes?

>carson palmer 12
>Russellite 18

What's with the god damn obsession of Derek Carr here? That's all that's posted.

He said BB, you're SSB

According to NFL players:
1. Brady/Newton/Rodgers
2. Brady/Newton/Rodgers
3. Brady/Newton/Rodgers
4. Carson Palmer
5. Russell Wilson
6. Ben Roethlisberger
7. Drew Brees
8. Andy Dalton
9. Philip Rivers
10. Eli Manning
11. Blake Bortles
12. Alex Smith
13. Kirk Cousins
14. Andrew Luck
15. Derek Carr

Jesus, what a shitshow.

my guess for the top 10

1. Cam Newton
2. Tom Brady
3. JJ Watt
4. Antonio Brown
5. Aaron Rodgers
6. Adrian Peterson
7. Rob Gronkowski
8. Julio Jones
9. Luke Keuchly
10. OBJ

It's a combination of shitposting raidniggers and shitposting anti-raidniggers.

I'd say that's pretty close.

Yall was waiting for me? Ok...

> ONE HUNDRED N FORTY FUCKIN MILLI
> For my muthafuckin nigga Luck

And now, my favorite. Here's some reason why the Colts are winning it all.

> Luck is back
> He can finally slide
> New OC
> New DC from the Ravens
> No Toler
> Pat Robinson was top 10 cb last year
> Top 10 Defense
> #1 offense
> Henry Anderson is back
> Mike Adams leads in Int
> Vontae Davis top 5 CB again
> Geathers and Green play tough
> Ridgeway and Mathis get 10 sacks each
> Grigson actually fixing the roster
> Won't have to worry about the Pats till the playoffs
> Best center in the draft
> Hilton and Moncrief top receiving duo
> D'qwell leads in tackles again
> Luck CPOTY and MVP
> Quan Bray is the next Jacoby Jones
> Allen will play like his rookie season
> Frankie G finally gets his 1000 yards
> Dorsett will burn the fuck out of all the DB's
> AV will not miss a fg this season
> Luck will have 5,000 yards 45 td 16 int
> Lead in tds and yards
> 12-4

>11. Blake Bortles

guess it's not just the ''''analysts'''' drinking the teal kool-aid

its supposed to be a fancy b ;_;

>Palmer at #4
>Dalton at #8
>Eli at #10

Pham, you gotta take
> Pat Robinson was top 10 cb last year
out.

>yfw remembering those words during the season

You are a silly and strange little man.

>what is post-season

This disrespect they've shown Brees the last 2 years is unreal.

>Sleeping on the most underrated QB in the league according to David Carr

'Skins
9-7 again
pats and cowboys and giants
all of them