How do I get rid of my mom's boyfriend? They keep having sex and her room is right next to mine, he keeps trying to tell her I need to get a job or go to college or move out but I'm only 26 I honestly don't see the rush.
When she's not around he shoulder checks me or calls me a pussy, should I put naked pictures of myself in his wallet or something and leave it out for her to find?
Help me \B\
>26
>neet
yeah, he's a terrible person for telling you to do something with your life. i bet he even tells you to eat vegetables, the monster.
instead of being a faggot and trying to ruin your mother's happiness (which will only end in you getting kicked out of the house, because really, she's not gonna believe he wants to fuck you, because who would want to fuck you?) why dont you take his advice?
ofcourse I eat vegetables without being told, I'm a fucking adult.
And he's a giant jerk and I'm her son he could never make her happy and it feels like she doesn't even care about hot I feel
also I fucked like 20 girls since Christmas (one time it was two girls at once)
This gon be gud.
>a fucking adult
>neet who lives parasitically off his mother and whines about her mean old bf
pick one.
Just kill him and dispose of the carcass
I'm medium build, pretty tall, I feel like if I just kicked his ass once, and GOOD, he'd leave, I was going to try and take judo classes but I can't steal money from my mom's purse anymore because he has a "lock on her finances" and keeps her savings in a safe and gives her and allowance of her own money
holy shit, you actually steal from your mom at 26 years old? if i were your parent i'd kick you the fuck out. youre a spoiled brat.
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it's not like it's actually stealing she's MY mom, she pays for all my shit already what difference does it make, she owes it to me anyway
>26 and dont see the rush
Can you do me a favour and listen to Pink Floyd - Time for me?
You shouldve been long gone by now
Do you realize how pathetic you sound?
shieet nig. nice quints
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she doesnt owe you shit. she raised you to be an adult. once you hit 18, you can take care of yourself. jesus christ, youre spoiled if you think she owes you judo classes so you can sperg out on her bf for asking you to be an adult
She raised you. She doesnt owe you shit. Is this b8??
It's only ok if you trade your GBP for it you fucking manchild
Obvious bait is obvious.
Dude you need more good boy points. Dont worry you'll get enough soon
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though, bait isn't always obvious.
Baaaaaaait
B8 m8. At least I hope. If not, kill yourself or get a job and move out within 7 months.
Kek
If he had the balls to do anything that enterprising, he wouldn't be living with his mom.
Fuck him hardcore anal
Wow. Just wow. I'm not really better off but holy shit. Atleast start learning something. You sound like the people who live off the gov, via food stamps, are proud of it, and do nothing to better their lives. Either kys or be a man.
Also, buck back. If he pushes you, push back. Don't be a pussy. But really? Stealing from your mother and thinking it's okay? You have got to be kidding me. I mean, that's some bitch shit user. She let's you live the good life, don't shit on her kindness.
Also, there isn't a rush but you should anyways. Don't be a fuck off, the world has too many of them, well the US does but wtfe.
Kill yourself fucking faggot
Witnessed.
I'm going to say she does. She owes him an asswhooping for fucking up enough with another humans life to the point where he is USELESS! For Fucks sake user!
I so hope this thread is just b8, else kys OP. Fuck! This really shouldn't surprise me. Fuck.
Harsh truth, OP.
Your mother isn't doing you any favors.
26 and living with Mommy?
Your future is probably already fucked.
When are you going to be self sufficient?
30?
35?
40?
Yeah, "I'm 40 and lived off my mother until she just threw me out and I need a job"
Your application goes right into the trash.
Show me "I mowed lawns from age 10 - 16 when I got a full time job shoveling shit for the next 10 years. But now I want to accomplish more in my life"
I'll move heaven and earth to get that person a job at my company because I know I'll get a good foreman/manager/VP in the next decade.
You don't have dubs+ but its the truth.
Your mom needs to fuck too.
She really doesn't, she created OP and look where that got us?
We are the ones dealing with his faggotry now.
How many good boy points have you earned already? Enough for your tendies, but she's to busy fucking her boyfriend who is a normie?
However many he has earned, it isn't enough to buy his manhood or any dignity.
samefag detected
When did I tell you I was a man?
Nope
Assumption because people, normally, aren't dicks to girls IRL b/c the fuck_factor. Also, this would be the first time you have corrected the assumption of gender so by virtue of you not correcting us about your gender.
Nobody said you are a man, you're a boy, faggot
I don't give a flying fuck about your problems. Kill yourself.
Oh, no, this. This is my answer.
Ok I'll get right on that here I go vroom.
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No, Mr. Dubs.
I'm just being, roughly, as childish as OP.
Hopefully with a little less faggotry tho.
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Millennials can't even bait properly
I'm as serious as the EU.
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Too true
I don't know. I got several anons arguing with me over mah right to diddle kids and animals. It was pretty funny. I'm thinking about doing it again some time, just this time be an otherkin and argue bestiality. Tho by putting kids in the mix you are almost guaranteed to get someone.
Stop I am still crying because of Merkel
Kek, you're a cuck op, how can you let him fuck your mom? Just fuck his shit up
Just find a weakness of is and use it to your advantage
My mkothers dyke girlfriend used to shoot up heroin, so in case she steps out of line, i will buy some heroin from the darknet and place it somwhere around the house, then "accidentaly" find it and tell my mother
Try Child pornography, get accessto his Pc and load some CP on his Laptop on a folder you know his mom will check
Or the nude pics of you are a good idea too, just make sure it doesnt look like you willfully participated and you're golden
You could also install a spy cam in your shower and then collect some data of you showering and then show it to your mum pretending he creeped on you
Use your brains m8
dude get a job you fuckin pussy. youre 26 for christ sake bumming it at your moms. you dont work or go to school or even hustle? youre pathetic fucking virgin