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THURSO IS BETTER THAN BOTSWANA FUCK AWAY OFF
why are girls so nice
anyone famous in here?
Could do with a Zeltron gf
isn't she alone most of the time?
merry christmas lads
Here.
Shan't be telling you who I am though.
you should see the state of her teeth
who obliterated that american just now? was pretty funny
>anyone famous in here?
i made this vocaroo if it counts, it gets posted in french threads every once in a while
vocaroo.com
AMA
my god i feel absolutely horrendous. i've spent about £600 in the past 2 days on cocaine and prositutes and now im crashing super hard
how would a girl react to getting her arsehole sniffed during sex?
mad lad
Got a samsung smart watch
>not dipping into your stash of 2,000 etiz from when RCs were legal to manage comedowns
m8...
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imagine the amazing holiday you could have had instead
>racist that loves chicken nuggets and sleeping
I'm in love.
Literally 4,000,000,000+ women on this planet and not one of them have let me kiss them let alone put my willy in them.
Should I just end it lads?
>£600
fugg i could get 1,200 bjs from ur nan
wow le drugs dude ???????? SO cool !!!!!!
don't give up lad
just be yourself
contemplating the potential wave of depression after wanking on christmas
Connaught blown the fuck out
are they mine? mine are shit too maybe she can be my gf
>liverpool and manchester only equal to ethiopia
lmao
i have 10,000 twitter followers
contemplating the current lack of alcohol in my bloodstream and the consequent wave of depression that I'm experiencing
That's more than your country
sung a few songs in my time
i'll follow you down a dark alley and cave your skull in with a brick if you don't shut your fucking trap
nice. how did you get the music to play so clearly?
Fucking hell lads I've eaten so much shit today my entire body feels slow and heavy and my stomach bloated.
I just had a MASSIVE shit, arsehole absolutely stretched to fuck and it still feels a bit wide now.
absolutely NEED someone to do this to me
we're being bred out of the gene pool
i will be a 30 year old virgin in less than 18 months, why must i live this useless fucking life?
ripped it off youtube and used it as a backing track
Two years ago I was spending christmas taking MDMA with my ex.
Tomorrow I'm flying out to Spain to spend new year and my birthday with my current gf.
Really blows my mind how normie I've become in the last few years. I was a full blown billy no mates shutin autist at 19.
>the year of our lord 2010+6 and 3/4
>STILL no kazakh gf
so this is eternal suffering
singer in a band you might have heard of desu
You're all slugs
Did jesus ever say not to wank off in christmas?
just farted downstairs and ran upstairs and left them all to enjoy it
oasis
>taking shits
>having an arsehole
bender
im sorry
you did it in vocaroo or after editing?
>why must i live this useless fucking life?
because 30 will be the year you're gonna make it. the best motivation to keep anyone alive, even a virgin, is the possibility of sticking you willy into some pastrami flaps. you'll make it bruh, don't worry.
Got a nespresso coffee machine for chrimbo lads.
No more aeropressing for me.
moz?
i recorded everything in audacity and then uploaded the mp3 to vocaroo
missed christmas ffs
Questioning the morality of having sex with prostitutes
*steals your only chance at happiness*
Ahahahaha!
average kazkah doesn't look like that
Really makes you think
kazakh girls are qts, post more please so i can start a kazakh gf folder that i wish i'd started sooner
I am Fresh Prince
Gf is mocking me because I want to take a 23andme type test wtf
I fucking hate white people
good goy
>so user, still no GF again this year? What happened to KGF 2016 you were going on about so much?
okay
danny and the runts?
why is she so perfect lads
>people complaining about. being virgins itt
lol just hit the gym mate
Gotta visit more family members tomorrow, can't wait for xmas to be over.
aj tracey's given us a christmas present
gym doesn't cure autism
>he hasnt gotten his gf yet
ah, you should be excited lad! only 5 days to go :-)
Gosh Bless Are Nige
Ah yes london pubs
watching skam lads
didnt think I would like it so much
is glorious kazakhstan the most underrated country in the world?
why is everybody outside?
yeah what about it
muse
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hmm
what do you find immoral about it?
because it's heaving inside
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I'm eight years younger than you but I'm already feeling that way considering I'm just graduating uni and
Full of niggers inside.
After you kill yourself can you send me the equipment la
*heems you*
saw on craigslist i can get a golden shower for $30. with the current trend in gold prices, would that be considered a good investment? hoping to start working on my retirement fund desu senpai
please never post her again
imagine raising a daughter and having her turn out like this
looks like she works in a ball bearing factory that exploded
sharia police closed them down
Fun fact: the UK is 3.4 times more densly populated than ireland AND 3.4 times as large geographically.
Also this photo is from 8 years ago, which explains the sloppy fashion sense
Might finally give Shizune's route a go in Katawa Shoujo. Never bothered with hers or Rin's.
business idea : disclose every man's porn directories on internet
Delete this post
might go put the weedmans windows through
shit tonne of lesbian fart porn desu
>that chin fuzz
PLEASE BE IN STOCKHOLM
spooked
would absolutely destroy my non existent social life