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poortherner edition

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THURSO IS BETTER THAN BOTSWANA FUCK AWAY OFF

why are girls so nice

anyone famous in here?

Could do with a Zeltron gf

isn't she alone most of the time?

merry christmas lads

Here.
Shan't be telling you who I am though.

you should see the state of her teeth

who obliterated that american just now? was pretty funny

>anyone famous in here?
i made this vocaroo if it counts, it gets posted in french threads every once in a while
vocaroo.com/i/s01HjnccxbiQ
AMA

my god i feel absolutely horrendous. i've spent about £600 in the past 2 days on cocaine and prositutes and now im crashing super hard

how would a girl react to getting her arsehole sniffed during sex?

mad lad

Got a samsung smart watch

>not dipping into your stash of 2,000 etiz from when RCs were legal to manage comedowns

m8...

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imagine the amazing holiday you could have had instead

>racist that loves chicken nuggets and sleeping
I'm in love.

Literally 4,000,000,000+ women on this planet and not one of them have let me kiss them let alone put my willy in them.

Should I just end it lads?

>£600

fugg i could get 1,200 bjs from ur nan

wow le drugs dude ???????? SO cool !!!!!!

don't give up lad

just be yourself

contemplating the potential wave of depression after wanking on christmas

Connaught blown the fuck out

are they mine? mine are shit too maybe she can be my gf

>liverpool and manchester only equal to ethiopia

lmao

i have 10,000 twitter followers

contemplating the current lack of alcohol in my bloodstream and the consequent wave of depression that I'm experiencing

That's more than your country

sung a few songs in my time

i'll follow you down a dark alley and cave your skull in with a brick if you don't shut your fucking trap

nice. how did you get the music to play so clearly?

Fucking hell lads I've eaten so much shit today my entire body feels slow and heavy and my stomach bloated.

I just had a MASSIVE shit, arsehole absolutely stretched to fuck and it still feels a bit wide now.

absolutely NEED someone to do this to me

we're being bred out of the gene pool

i will be a 30 year old virgin in less than 18 months, why must i live this useless fucking life?

ripped it off youtube and used it as a backing track

Two years ago I was spending christmas taking MDMA with my ex.

Tomorrow I'm flying out to Spain to spend new year and my birthday with my current gf.

Really blows my mind how normie I've become in the last few years. I was a full blown billy no mates shutin autist at 19.

>the year of our lord 2010+6 and 3/4
>STILL no kazakh gf

so this is eternal suffering

singer in a band you might have heard of desu

You're all slugs

Did jesus ever say not to wank off in christmas?

just farted downstairs and ran upstairs and left them all to enjoy it

oasis

>taking shits
>having an arsehole
bender

im sorry

you did it in vocaroo or after editing?

>why must i live this useless fucking life?
because 30 will be the year you're gonna make it. the best motivation to keep anyone alive, even a virgin, is the possibility of sticking you willy into some pastrami flaps. you'll make it bruh, don't worry.

Got a nespresso coffee machine for chrimbo lads.

No more aeropressing for me.

moz?

i recorded everything in audacity and then uploaded the mp3 to vocaroo

missed christmas ffs

Questioning the morality of having sex with prostitutes

*steals your only chance at happiness*
Ahahahaha!

average kazkah doesn't look like that

Really makes you think

kazakh girls are qts, post more please so i can start a kazakh gf folder that i wish i'd started sooner

I am Fresh Prince

Gf is mocking me because I want to take a 23andme type test wtf

I fucking hate white people

good goy

>so user, still no GF again this year? What happened to KGF 2016 you were going on about so much?

okay

danny and the runts?

why is she so perfect lads

>people complaining about. being virgins itt
lol just hit the gym mate

Gotta visit more family members tomorrow, can't wait for xmas to be over.

aj tracey's given us a christmas present

soundcloud.com/ajtracey/final-flash

gym doesn't cure autism

>he hasnt gotten his gf yet
ah, you should be excited lad! only 5 days to go :-)

Gosh Bless Are Nige

Ah yes london pubs

watching skam lads
didnt think I would like it so much

is glorious kazakhstan the most underrated country in the world?

why is everybody outside?

yeah what about it

muse

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hmm

what do you find immoral about it?

because it's heaving inside

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I'm eight years younger than you but I'm already feeling that way considering I'm just graduating uni and

Full of niggers inside.

After you kill yourself can you send me the equipment la

*heems you*

saw on craigslist i can get a golden shower for $30. with the current trend in gold prices, would that be considered a good investment? hoping to start working on my retirement fund desu senpai

please never post her again

imagine raising a daughter and having her turn out like this

looks like she works in a ball bearing factory that exploded

sharia police closed them down

Fun fact: the UK is 3.4 times more densly populated than ireland AND 3.4 times as large geographically.

Also this photo is from 8 years ago, which explains the sloppy fashion sense

Might finally give Shizune's route a go in Katawa Shoujo. Never bothered with hers or Rin's.

business idea : disclose every man's porn directories on internet

Delete this post

might go put the weedmans windows through

shit tonne of lesbian fart porn desu

>that chin fuzz

PLEASE BE IN STOCKHOLM

spooked

would absolutely destroy my non existent social life