Worked out this morning, now exhausted in front of the computer: ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Worked out this morning, now exhausted in front of the computer: ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.

Why no hooker?

Moral reasons. Do not want to contribute to the exploitation of people.

are you a wizard?

what's your favourite spell?

Yes I'm gay

Cock in ass lol

I am.

Fireballs. Good for roasting fuckers.

do you post on wizardchan at all?

how do you feel about your position in life?

how come you've never had sex?

I'm gay

Gud

I'm gay lol

Careful with that edge, Eugene.

>do you post on wizardchan at all?

What is wizardchan

>how do you feel about your position in life?

Shit's keep getting shittier.

>how come you've never had sex?

Grand Autismo.

career?

No. Unemployed. Protip: don't study biology.

No career, tried to suck dick for money and the taste was all good but I'm aware of aids

Shut the fuck up. I'm OP and banning you now from this thread. I am sexually attracted to anonymous and a proud feminist. I'm tired of you transphobic white males destroying the harmony in this place. Bye cis gendered scum!

Samefag.

Trips don't lie

Captain Obvious strikes again!

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when are you gonna off yourself

When I'm old and my brain will stop working. Hunter S. Thompson style.

Just how fat are you?

Not fat at all. Actually quite athletic.

I don't believe you.

Were you @ Nautilus? I saw some fat cunt hogging up the shitter this morning

>pic related
>was me when I was stronk

I am primarily doing climbing. So I am much more scrawny. But well ... not a fat cunt.

>mirin height
>I am manlet
>I am kill

I am only 180 cm.

King of manlets

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