>the boys are having a party >10 of us all chip in for various alcohol >shitty roommate named matt says he doesn't want to chip in because he doesn't want to drink >say whatever >after the party there are lots of various bottles left >take home bottle of jameson, kraken, and tequila >some time passes >matt goes to a party without us and takes all of the alcohol in the house >this includes the aforementioned bottles
This is fucking rage inducing and I'm so fucking tired of this shit.
How do I fuck his life up?
Pic related. He posted this on a group page to brag.
Parker Martinez
Fuck him in the ass, brutally
Brayden Walker
Kick him out you beta piece of shit.
AND THIS TRIPS!
Jackson Cruz
Get a new place as soon as you can, obviously do not include him in group purchases anymore if he steals your stuff take legal Action or just rape him.
Hudson Jones
>hey landlord my roomate is a piece of shit waaaah
Joseph Ortiz
trips spoken, you rape him in ass
Chase Sanders
Get a gun and shoot his mom in the face with it. When he asks you why you did it, tell him it is because he took some of your leftover alcohol.
Adrian Diaz
6 more months I guess
Ayden King
That sounds like a regular roommate. Don't you ever eat stuff out of the fridge that doesn't belong to you? Or have done so at your parents house?
Nicholas Perez
Winrar
Dominic Nelson
related story
>at friends house >sitting on couch with matt >he tries to cuddle with me >puts his head on my lap >I think it's a sarcastic joke so I play along >put my hand on his chest >his heart is beating really really fast >realize that this excites him
Bentley Morris
Taking alcohol that isn't yours to a party to impress your friends is different than eating food out of the fridge.
We usually split groceries 4 ways.
Caleb Gomez
>taking one thing is different than taking another thing
Chase Gutierrez
Thermite works
Ryder Diaz
>buy alcohol >drink alcohol >refill bottle with whatever >wait for him to steal again You guys are pathetic when it comes to being creative
Benjamin Hernandez
Piss in a bottle of alcohol, inform everyone but Matt.
John Miller
That's really cute. Fuck him already, he's clearly into you.
Carter Allen
Wait til he sleeps and than burn him easy
Luke Adams
I guess the only way to win is to put my cock in his tight man asshole.
Samuel Murphy
Steal some of stuff like food and drinks etc, just keep doing it all the time. If someone took my shit out of the fridge at university I would get super pissed too just like everyone else. Just wind him up back. Small annoyances will build up and drive him crazy, you don't need to do anything extreme.
Nicholas Evans
>refill hard liquor with watered down rubbing alcohol
Mason Miller
Put molly in the alchol let him drink it and fuck with him
Elijah Thompson
Post a picture of him. I'm sure you have some of him in his underwear or some such.
Benjamin Wilson
Here's another story >come home one day >don't think Matts home because he's supposed to be working >decide to check his room for stuff to steal >walk in on him masturbating to gay porn >notice pic on his desk right before doing a 360 and leaving >find out later pic was me
Michael Howard
Fucking winrar.
Hunter Nelson
Oh yeah I forgot to say I'm bi
John Clark
>(14) >new IP Ok """"OP"""".
Daniel Allen
Obviously I post from two different IPs to thwart the hackers
James Peterson
have a bottle everyone but him knows is a "landmine" have everyone take turns pissing in the bottle, top off with iced tea so it looks like whiskey or some shit leave the bottle around, no one ever drinks it but next time he goes to a party he might just grab it or better yet he may drink it around the house in front of you the more bottle you can do this too the better spend a day drinking water, lots of water, at least a gallon through the day once you start pissin clear, piss into a bottle, try to get as clear as possible, if you can't get a bottle of skyy citrus and piss in that color of the glass will hide it as long as close to clear. add some lemon juice or lemonade and blam your done
Michael Peterson
Sometimes he steals weed which is 1. Illegal 2. Fungible
Luis Butler
>get tasty food >put tasty food in Tupperware container >mix laxatives in with the food >mix Syrup of ipecac with food >put food in fridge >roommate eats tasty food >roommate vomits and shits uncontrollably
Nathaniel Gomez
what if he likes the flavour of our urine
Christopher Roberts
1) Get a tub of butter 2) Take butter out 3) Put a shit in tub, careful not to touch edges. 4) Warm butter to go soft and put on shit in tub 5) Tap it to make the soft butter settle back in place 6) Don't eat the shit butter 7) One day, yellow, yellow, brown.
Jayden Kelly
then hes hooked and you now treat him as a dirty urine hooker paying to get sips of your urine 3.??? 4.profit???
James Morris
Alcohol is expensove tho
Grayson James
Back in 2002 when I was 19 nd in the army reserves I got invited over to a female friends house for a get together, I had eaten before hand and I brought three new DVDs for us all to watch, about 30 minutes after arriving, some guy I had never met before is asking me for $5 and I ask why, says it's for the movies and pizza he brought, I told him I had eaten and that I also brought movies for people to watch, since he was a poor student, I knew he was trying to capitalise on the situation since he bought about 1 pizza per 3 people and since he was a guild member he got $5 pizzas from dominos.
He got super pissy with me and I just kept drinking my beer and laughed.
I had not been informed of this nor had I agreed to pool money for a group activity.
I was physically stronger than the first year physics student and I had known our common female friend since we were 11, so he was unable to threaten me with physical force or social pressure to cough up $5.
I refused on principle to help pay this cunt so he would make about $7.5 profit on pizzas after accounting for the movies he brought, all of which sucked, fucken Never been kissed and Driving me crazy.
You are a shit cunt Royce.
Chase Walker
Heres another story >me, matt and matts dad are sitting on the couch >dad in the middle >were sharing a blanket >his dad yells "Dutch oven!" >pulling the blanket over both me and matt >the smell is inbearable >feel sick and try to get out >his dad puts me in a headlock >pulling me closer to his ass >"this pie's not ready yet" he says to me as he unleashes hell out of his asshole >"good one dad" His dad slept on our couch for three weeks. Some mornings I would find matt sharing the couch with him. Im so sick of his shit guys
Justin Ortiz
You will either put him in hospital or the morgue, wood alcohol is poisonous.
Juan Bailey
Op here I did it.....I just kissed matt Cancel thread folks I got what I really wanted deep down.
Isaac Moore
good one his dad left his family when he was 3
Jonathan Sanders
That explains why he's such a faggot.
Jackson Phillips
This is the only way yo truly break a man.
Fuck him in the ass, and take photos.
Post on Sup Forums...for...proof....
Sebastian Taylor
Beat the shit out of him, you pussy.
Charles Bailey
if there were no repercussions I would
Luis Smith
Tell him to replace the bottles.
Ethan Gomez
>were sharing a blanket
well i found your problem you're a faggot why are you sharing a blanket with your roommate and his dad at any point in time ever? do the 3 of you circlejerk it out? do you guys tells ghost stories with flashlights to eachother? do you braid eachothers hair? you sound like gay cousins spending every weekend at your "huggy" uncle's house taking baths together
Henry Johnson
fml wrong >> there we go
Nathan Campbell
> slightly related story be me 2014 friend has party i go because friend since 6th grade - ask him why he is throwing such a big party he says he wants to enjoy a few things before - whatever paid no attention to it later on were both drunk both sleep in his bed big ass cali king so why not - wake up friend gone left note thanking me for comforting him and telling him being gay is ok - wtf - couple days later on friend o is found dead by pills - all makes sense i realized friend said to me he was an heroeing before hand and i had no clue - feels bad man wasen't as good friend as i could have been after all
James Morales
He will never admit to stealing them. He's slimy, you try to pin something to him and he finds a way to deflect the blame or an excuse that you know is bullshit.
He will find a way to get back at you in the future, probably by stealing from you or maipulating you somehow.
Jordan Ramirez
Use Alcohol bottles for your bleach collection >put label under the bottle
Kayden Carter
dubs speak dah true true
Isaac Bennett
can someone explain OP's pic to me?
Thomas Cook
it's a picture of a photographer who photographed an attack helicopter
Nolan Diaz
>his name is matt There's your problem OP, all the matt's ive met are scumbags. If the name is matt, Get the fuck away from that.
Isaiah Walker
basically matt posts a pic in a group fb of a model he apparently met
he's bragging because he thinks she is going to let him photograph her
Blake Ward
Second this Never trust a Matt
Nolan Campbell
Are you a guy?
Lincoln Harris
Or a girl?
Sebastian Wilson
Shit ... I can confirm this
Juan Stewart
>If the name is matt, >Get the fuck away from that. Solid motto right there. Fuck Matt
Owen Sanchez
You tell me
Aiden Sanchez
Looks like yes. Keep posting
Christian Peterson
Op's a bi dude . But it's pronounced "Faggot"
Elijah Edwards
The very first matt i knew turned out to be a homosexual deviant. Not like homosexuals are bad but like he wanted to have me over to his house so he could tie me up and tickle me. As well as his other friends reported he had molested children. Second and third matts were retards Fourth matt is a landwhale.
Brandon Edwards
so yes? not only are you a guy but confirmed for sucking off your roommate and his dad
Cameron Ortiz
>The very first matt i knew turned out to be a homosexual deviant. Not like homosexuals are bad but like he wanted to have me over to his house so he could tie me up and tickle me. As well as his other friends reported he had molested children. Sounds like a bro to me.
Nathan Carter
Im not OP, im just a random faggot. Never sucked off anyone. Total virginfag.
Ryder Butler
Post more pictures you queer
Jace Howard
Who taught you your manners?
Aiden Russell
>taking a $30 bottle of liquor is the same as taking a $0.10 banana
Gabriel Russell
"Forgot"
Nolan Ross
grow a pair of balls and make him stop being a douche