after 32 years of going without sex, i broke down and paid for a prostitute when I was in Puerto Vallarta last week. Long story short >never talked to women before >saved up money and went to mexico >found this girl and she started flirting with me >new something was up and then she said she would spend some time with me if I had some cash >paid 300USD for 1 hour of time
I have pics (pic related)
only downside, my dick is itching like crazy. I was told it was normal for that to happen after sex because of the fluids in the vagina so i'm not gonna worry about that.
Asher Hill
Never had an itchy did after sex, did you wear a condom?
Jaxson Phillips
I did not. Gonna post some pics
Jordan Morgan
obvious bait
Brandon Green
You have chlamydia.
Jaxon Russell
Saggy as hell, man. Would not bang. Also, go see a doctor. You probably just got an STD.
Jose Gonzalez
And yeah, this is obv's bait.
Joseph Thomas
sucks to hear bout aids but lets see that ass!!! congrats op
Landon Murphy
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Carter Ramirez
300 usd per hour? dude...
Grayson Thompson
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Gavin Cruz
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Elijah Myers
Nope. she said she was clean
it was worth it to me to eliminate my wizard-level virginity status.
Robert Miller
Got anymore pics of this whore's body? Also, you better get checked for STDs. It wasn't wise to fuck that skank without a condom on dude.
Tyler Watson
good on you op. i did the same but didnt wait as long as you.
save up for thailand next time
Matthew Lopez
probably not but I really believe that it's just from never having contact with vaginal fluids before.
Ethan Campbell
Yeah, vaginal fluids riddled with all kinds of nasty diseases, maybe!
Joseph Gutierrez
Trips confirm herpes
Jose Lee
>vaginal fluids
Is the shaft itchy or just the area around? Because ive had an itch around the hair if it was trimmed beforehand, after sex.
Brayden Brooks
300 fucking dollars? In Mexico? Holy shit you got ripped off. Me and a couple bros of mine fucked this Mexican whore in tj for 40 bucks each and we gang banged her all night long.
Blake Cooper
My dick didn't itch after my first time. My boxers got stuck to it tho, had to peel them off
Hunter Hill
shaft.
i didn't want to bang some disease riddled whore for 40 dollars so this seemed better. I figure if she charges everyone 300 she doesn't have the clientele that leads to disease.
Asher Torres
Was it better or worse than expected
Elijah Hernandez
That's some sound logic there... Ok. Enjoy your chlamydia.
Josiah Wright
You are such an idiot. Hope you die, mate
Henry Garcia
> > > >Nope. she said she was clean Are you retarded
Jason Harris
How much did you last?
Nathaniel Green
about the same as i expected. I did expect to cum right away but she wasn't super tight so that helped me last longer
Christian Jackson
>Nope. she said she was clean
you probably were her first too
Justin Morales
How long after sex did it start to itch? Does it feel like bubbles are happening in your dick, almost like soda? Any discharge? Not a doc, just....experienced...
Brody Sullivan
she blew me for probably 10 minutes then I took a break for about 10 minutes so I wouldn't cum right away. sex for maybe 15 minutes. I wasn't exactly keeping track of time.
Sebastian Clark
you over payed, you moron.
Josiah Green
You caught some nasty shit, OP. >Mexican hooker >Bareback My sides.
Ryan Morgan
I noticed it that night at the hotel. Then it was really itchy on the flight home. no discharge really. Feels like if you roll around in grass for a while and get itchy from that, but on my dick
Caleb Cruz
What does bubbling on the dick signify?
Carson Martin
wear a condom you fucking dumbass
Dylan Foster
Lol bro you paid about 280 too much
Evan Young
Chlamydia...only way I can describe it.
I'm lucky I escaped relatively unscathed from earlier years as a dude who would fuck almost anything.
Luis Bell
Bro I get pussy every week, for the last like...4-5 years.. She's cute though so good job.
Lucas Martinez
>if she charges everyone 300 she doesn't have the clientele that leads to disease. No, she spotted the virgin, and ripped you off.
Dominic Hall
A clear case of soda-dick. First your dick starts spouting carbonated urine. Then your dick falls off
Andrew Turner
So you're telling me you waited 32 years to have sex and in all that time you never considered it would be a bad idea to fuck a hooker without a condom.
might as well just end it now you're bloody hopeless
Ryan Kelly
Here's where you fucked up, OP.
>Fucking a Mexican hooker bareback >Paying $300 TO FUCK THAT. IN MEXICO.
If you wanted to go to Mexico and get an STD, you could've done if for $50 or less.
Adam Stewart
I doubt herpes would start itching that fast. OP probably got crabs. easily treatable OP. basically lice on your dick.
Jaxon Richardson
Sounds like a case of jocks itch... aka thrush. get some athletes foot cream, has same active ingredient needed. sorted. and get yourself checked, you prolly got hiv too
Levi Roberts
Kind of makes me glad I'm a grand wizard.
Hudson Wilson
Can't tell if everyone saying STD is trolling or if I should actually get checked.
Wyatt Lee
Any more pics?
Joseph Thomas
Dude, no trolling here. If you barebacked a mexican hooker, then YES you should get checked. It's probably something easily treatable, but the sooner you get it checked, the better off you'll be.
Julian Ramirez
Sometimes my dick gets itchy if I wear a condom and the condom pulls on the hairs at the base of my shaft.
However based on those pics you had no condom so I'm not sure.
Did she scrape your dick with her teeth at all or jerk you off with no lube and chaffed it?
Owen Miller
I can't tell if you're trolling by saying you think you don't have and std or if you're actually stupid enough to think your dick is supposed to itch a bunch after "waiting a long time to have sex".
after barebacking a mexican hooker who "said she was clean", no less.
Samuel Foster
If you're to scared/embarrassed to see a doctor then at least stick it in some natural yogurt.
Kevin Thompson
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Robert Lopez
It never hurts to get checked as a precaution. Most sexually active people get regularly checked regardless of whether they are showing symptoms of an infection or not.
Nicholas Watson
Was she virgin too?
Brody Rivera
Cut a hole in a melon big enough for your dick and microwave on full power for 10 mins. Take it out and put your dick in the hole. This stops any itching
Ethan Foster
More pics op
Juan Robinson
More please
Jose Perry
You should have asked her for a footjob.
Thomas Morgan
Of course you should get checked dude, even if she was clean (... lol...) better safe than sorry. And the earlier you get tested, the earlier you'll know what kind of treatment you need to get rid of this (pray that it is curable) disease. Of course a hooker won't say that she is riddled with disease. I don't say to my customers that my glasses are made in China, but they are... But at least you are warned now, next time you pay a hooker use a condom even if it feels worse, it's better than no sex
Logan Miller
sik cunt
Mason Jones
how will mustard gas cure his itchy pole?
John Nguyen
fucking lul
you're whiter than: >pita bread with hummus >country music >the ghost of christmas past
Lincoln King
I hope this a troll...
Dude. You Fucked a Mexican hooker without a condom. And now your dick is itchy. You can't put two and two together there? Really?
Go to a Fucken doc and get some antibiotics you fool.