She's p good
She's p good
I always lamented that my fingers were too big to play Violin, I wonder if she has the opposite problem.
what I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make her life a living hell. I would force her to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject her to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break her spirit and drive her to suicide, but I wouldn't let her do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. she would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep her in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with her but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive her mad. I would dress her like a baby and force feed her 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick her up like a child and toss her from one corner to the next. I'd grab her by one leg and swing her as hard and as fast as I could then hurl her to see how far she goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam her all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold her down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up her butt just to see her squirm. I would stick her in dryers and turn them on and leave her in there for long periods of time. I'd buy roosters and force her to fight them to the death. just so many things I would do.
I remember when this came out and I just assumed NPR was being their normal cuck selves and made her the winner of that contest cuz of muh disability.
and then I watched it and her first song actually brought me to tears. also really neat to learn of her affiliation with Alan Sparhawk who's one of my favorite songwriters. But yeah, she's cool, only hope the best for her now.
I really cried when I watched this for the first time. What a beautiful song, what a beautiful person. Watch Sup Forums pretend it's shit because of memes about disabilities though.
>crying on such a terrible voice
Shame on you Sup Forums
I bet you think Joanna newsom is a bad singer too.
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If she wasn't disabled you wouldn't have cried though. She's decent, but the disability meme plays a sizable part in her success.
I even wrote in my post that I assumed that same thing and was skeptical, but was proven wrong.
go jump off a bridge faggot.
American accents are so fucking obnoxious especially when sung like this where they enunciate all their awful vowels
How do people stand this shit, it sounds so fucking whingey
Nah.
what's a whingey
yes actually
her voice is a fucking meme and sounds terrible
Everyone post your favorite Tiny Desk Concert Videos
youtube.com
but only post the good ones, because by god there are a bunch of shit ones.
where someone sounds like they're singing through their nose and is a whiny fucking cunt
american singers, not even once
lol i figured
seriously, kill yourself
nice boring mogwai ripoff band
if you actually think newsoms voice is anything but a meme you should kill YOURself.
If you want meme singing, listen to someone like Elizabeth Frasers stuff or Lisa Gerard where they actually sound good when they make retarded noises
That chirpy little american birdy that wants to pretend it's a 1700's aristocrat despite being a fucking post 1990's born millenial fucking cuntrag is a shit shtick.
Why is it called "tiny desk"
like there's a desk but that's a fucking big desk.
no u
>he doesn't know who Bill Callahan is
embarrassing, Smog has been a thing before mogwai was even formed.
Joanna's voice is hardly even unconventional tho, and you're entirely off base, she's basically imitating early 20th century Appalachian folk singers since she was raised by weird hippie parents who played that kind of shit. Once you get past those slight differences in intonation it's fine, and actually adds a lot to her songwriting. IMO her voice on HOOM just sounds pleasant from even conventional standards. Stop being a faggot.
Also she was born in 82 but whatever.
gotta post qt Julien.
I like her but desu this wasn't a great performance.
creepy
but good
>that's what inside anons' minds
enough imageboards for today
Holy shit she plays a violin like a cello lmao
Are there any good midget rappers? the more disabled the better
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I can't tell if I like or hate this.
>the disability meme
I've never understood the appeal of this band. Fucking gypsies man.
>bird in the thky
Jose Gonzalez is pretty cool.
For you.
its a copypasta
youtube.com
Obvious raw talent, shame he spends most of his time creating shit music
Legit got tears from laughing at this shit.
you can't be serious