Merry Christmas, infidels

Merry Christmas, infidels.

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Do muslims cerebrate christmas too?

i celebrate your mothers anus

No, they don't.

No but they recognize Jesus as an important figure in their religion.

Most of us don't
Some Muslim sects like Alawites do
And rich hippies

Serious question : if it's so nice to be a muslim because muh eternal glory in heaven after I die, how come you just dont commit seppuku or blow yourself up in syria to get close to Allah faster ?

Suicide is haram

wtf i thought muslims were like us

i hate muslims now

XDDDDD
that's interesting.
btw East Asians do but don't consider it a religious thing but just kind of a festival.

A rare flag! Just what I wanted, thanks user.

>Muslims don't celebrate Christmas
I'd be angry too

But we are
Swedes don't celebrate Christmas
youtube.com/watch?v=9R4enuAtOW4

Sven is well-educated on Muslims. Unlike those mean people who don't want muzzies around :^(

What about ISIS then ?

is suiciding yourself to kill infidels allright ?

They celebrate crucification day tho, they go around hailing Caesar and gift each other nails.

A Christmas miracle.

Suicide is unacceptable in Allah's book.

No I remember reading hadith about a guy during jihad pushed the sword inside his tummy after he was hit with it so he could die faster and the sahaba asked the prophet about it and he said he's in hellfire, so even in jihad suicide is haram, and ISIS are retards

Are there any atheist in muslim lands? How are they treated?

Do you think that's no different than committing suicide as a means to kill infidels? The story you provided wasn't a martyrdom, it was active suicide that did not accomplish a goal.

They tried to exorcise evil spirits from me at school. They actually succeded, but figures that all 213 demons possessing me had nothing to do with my atheism, so they gave up.

Yes
If they don't practise the religion but at the same time don't say they don't believe in God, they're treated like everyone else, but likely people won't think of them as good people if they said they didn't believe in God as lots of people here think faith in God is exactly the source of morality

>as a means to kill infidels

No. It is accepted though if you kill the people who invaded your land.

You're not supposed to end your life on purpose ever

Why don't Christians do the same thing?

I remember molla said something about a guy who shielded someone from swords of angry mob and got into heaven tho.

>if you kill the people who invaded your land.
The world is the ummah's clay

Yes, there are a lot of godless degenerates and they're treated like everyone else because we don't admit to it irl.

Yeah that's different

>Sweden
Words fail me.

kinda ironic considering that muslim countries are the biggest exporters of suicide bombers worldwide

Yeah, that's kinda an exception to a rule.
That whole story was good tho, taught me much.

Prostitution is a sin in christianity, and christian countries are the biggest exporters of prostitutes.
Where's your logic now ;D

Actually Islam decreases suicide rate greatly
For example:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate
South Asia (India, Sri Lanka, Nepal) are all on top of the list except for Pakistan (76) and Bangladesh (94) (South Asian Muslim countries)
If you scroll down to the bottom you'll find mostly Muslim Arab countries

Because Islam is strictly against suicide

We had a christmas dinner yesterday and there were some muslims, so sort of.

lel. How closely are education and religion connected? Are you taught to follow Islam?
Not as bad as I expected at all. How about if you follow a different religion like Christianity?

Nah, anything about any religion is not taught or tolerated in school.
Actually, bringing your religion in public is considered like swinging your dick around in public. Some things must only be done in home and in special places designated for it.

>follow a different religion
I'm not gonna leave the religion of my forefathers to follow a foreigner religion.

>Are you taught to follow Islam?
Yeah, Islam is part of everything walking into the bathroom.

>saudi arabia

Merry Christmas :3

He's asking how someone is viewed if he follows christianity, smartass.

I'm not asking you to convert, I'm asking how are people who already do openly follow a different religion treated?

thailand is probably the world capital of prostitution unless you literally mean the world's biggest religion group

Probably won't be taken lightly by family if found out. May disown. May honor kill.
People think it's an Islamic thing but it's actually more an Arab honor/tribal thing. For example, here in my country we had one ex-Christian Muslim convert girl who got her skull crushed in the forest by her father and uncle after they found out about her conversion to Islam (her sister exposed her)

what the fuck is this, what the fuck is this...what the FUCK is this?! Pekka save us

We're talking about export, m8. So it would be ukraine and russia.

Why not arab paganism then

Leaving Islam is punishable by death, so it doesn't matter if you convert to a different religion or not.

i'd say around 80% of prostitutes here are from south-east asia while the rest are from russia/ukraine and i live literally 7km from russia

Why though?

Technically Christianity is also strictly against suicide but idk any Christian country that actually follows the rules like Muslims so there's that

>Sweden

To be edgy

>Why not arab paganism
So, they should quit worshiping Allah and worship Allah instead?
That's because it's hard for them to enter EU, m8. Also, finns prefer mongoloids it seems, blood calls ;)
You should see what is it like in former USSR.

Because before Islam there was an Arabian Paganism ?
I wonder if in Saudi Arabia you get taught about the things before Islam ?

pretty sure that's illegal in most muslim countries

what the fuck are you talking about? About 85% of prostitutes are churkas from ex ussr living in brothels and other part is escort. Russian prostitutes are pricy as fuck nowadays

>I wonder if in Saudi Arabia you get taught about the things before Islam ?

I imagine it's along the lines of "before Muhammed most people were shameless pagan heathens who walked around naked and pushed rocks up their anus and drank camel piss"

Jesus.. Quite hardcore..

Another question, how "free" is your internet? Do you have any censorship laws?

Here it's still russians dominating the market, lmao.

Not that I'm aware of
But Saudi Arabia has lots of things censored, like porn websites, even Sup Forums was banned and apparently the ban was lifted days ago for some reason

>I imagine it's along the lines of "before Muhammed most people were shameless pagan heathens
Pretty much this.

Merry Christmas pagan. May Jesus send you burn in hell.

>ban was lifted days ago for some reason
Maybe Sup Forums become halal?

Nah it's to say. I worked in my local sauna and there very few slavic prostitutes. Africans were even more common. If we talking about absolute numbers maybe you are right.

I once jerked off to Jesus hentai

How can Jesus send anyone to hell if he is there himself, m8?

Do Arab Christians and other Christians that weren't converted by Europeans celebrate Christmas? If they do, how is their Christmas different from the Christmas of European derived branches of Christianity?

>Africans were even more common
Ok, I'm coming there now.

>Africans were even more common
How popular are the African ladies in Russia?

In gulf countries it's mainly Russian and SE Asian prostitues

I know that Armenians celebrate Christmas on January 6th. Trees and gifts are more European than Christian, but I wouldn't be surprised if people pick up these traditions more and more.

Yes they celebrate Christmas and Idk if it's different.

>East Asians do but don't consider it a religious thing but just kind of a festival.

that's most people

They are incredibly common. They don't really like to talk to people but clients are pretty satisfied.
I am not surprised. Native would be beaten to death so it's a good market

Happy Hanukkah bearded curly hair man :)

Orthodox Christmas is on January 6 or 7 and it's really just a bigger mass than usual

How big is American culture in your countries? Here everything on tv, radio, cinema is from the US.

that's because orthodox churches & the armenian church still use the julian calendar for fixed holidays

I love republican santa

Same here.

>curly hair man
I wish.

Not that big, common culture is what was formed in USSR era mixed with First Republic times. Euro pop and cinema/music is more dominant than murrican one.

is slovenian mutually intelligible with any other slavic language?

>small beard
>non-ruddy complexion
>not fat and jolly

Japan just can't get it right

thank you saracen of good manners

Yeah it's mostly American movies and series you see on mainstream channels and cinema

In Armenia people celebrate New Year's like Christmas with a tree, presents, visiting family, etc. while January 6 is Christmas mass. Not sure why new year, maybe it's like that for other ex-Soviet countries too? To make it non-religious? Don't know...

I've read in some muslim countries quite a few people end up marrying their cousins simply because they don't know any women who are not their relatives.

Is it really so hard to get to know people of the other gender in strict muslim societies?

You'll go to hell, my unfortunate friend.
What

The Soviets moved all the Christmas traditions onto New Years because they didn't want public Christian displays, but people still wanted to give their kids presents and wait for Santa and whatnot.

No. The Serbo-Croatian is close I guess, but still far from what I would say "mutually intelligible". Other slavic languages may sound familiar, but are in reality quite different.

Deuteronomy 23:2
"No one of illegitimate birth shall enter the assembly of the LORD; none of his descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall enter the assembly of the LORD.

>marrying their cousins
Yeah, that'd disgusting but it happens.

>Is it really so hard to get to know people of the other gender in strict muslim societies?
The internet made it much easier.

Most schools are segregated by sex so most boys and girls wouldn't have any non-related acquaitances of the opposite sex, but eventually they do get to meet some, and this is why college makes such a huge shock for us, people don't know how to interact with the opposite sex and everything is awkward

>illegitimate birth
What's the problem with Joseph and Marie?
Are they illegitime?

True I already had a feeling it was a soviet thing to make it less religious

so the situation is like here, small language pool so most entertainment is foreign

except you have only 1/3 of our population so it's even worse

>The internet made it much easier.
Yeah this also, but irl interaction is difficult

old covenant though, only applies to God's relation with the Israelites. It sounds like bullshitting to be lenient like modern society, but remember even when Europe was most religious and killing heretics they were still eating pork and wearing clothes of multiple fibres.

>but it happens.
Is it allowed by the Sharia?