Listen to me very careful european people of Sup Forums, for I am about to pass down on you this efective arcaic ritual that can destroy the national team of a country (perform at your own risk).
First, you face the country you want to destroy before the final, (it doesn't matter the result). Then you face that country once again in the final and win that match (very important). And finally, you place the cup on the grass and dance around it holding hands with your teammates. With these simple steps, you will destroy the national team that lose the match.
Don't belive me? Just see what happened to Argentina: Messi leaves the nt. Agüero, Mascherano, Higuaín, Lavezzi, Di María, Banega and Biglia are considering doing the same.
If you follow those instructions step by step, you can destroy any nt you want, guaranteed. Any country on your mind?
No because I'm not a vindictive impotent little faggot.
Camden Evans
When Greece did that to Portugal in 2004, it didn't work and Ronaldo didn't quit.
Although I think Rui Costa did...
Daniel Evans
Calm down ambulance
Austin Hernandez
Chileans sure are cocky. Nobody gives a fuck you won this cup, all the talk is about messi leaving. You can reply with all the meems, i don't give a fuck.
Justin Ramirez
A single Argentinean player is most important than a hole Chilean team.
Levi Evans
Wait, Chile won what cup?
Blake Mitchell
Copa America against Argentina.
Thomas Roberts
twice in a row. They even said that losing to us was more heartbreaking than losing to Germany. Are you jelly kraut? we are even better than you at blitzkrieg :3
Aiden Carter
the make half the argentinian national team rage quit cup
Julian Long
>And finally, you place the cup on the grass and dance around it holding hands with your teammates. Fucking Chilean ritual. I'd rather clap like Iceland
Aaron Davis
didn't they had a copa america last year and this one was more of a marketing stunt?
Eli Johnson
At least that was supposed to be the case, but as the tournament went on it turned out to be anything but.
Asher Foster
What kind of voodoo ritual is that? And why Higuashit is still alive?
Christian Collins
Why are Chileans so mean?
Landon Taylor
I want to fuck one of your chilean women in the ass. I bet they are really small and tiny
you had to play 120 both times and had to win on penatleis, slowpoke-krieg...
Jose Foster
Where's your motherfucking leaf?
Elijah White
What did we do to you ?
Elijah Wood
Rangeban all chileans; nidoposters are so retarded.
Noah Campbell
>Imagine an NT that is the 4th biggest in its continent >That had never won the continental cup when literally who countries did >That we have had to remember our participation in our own WC back in the 60s to remember how great we are >Always performing worse than expected in the WC
Is there a team like Chile used to be?
Cooper Powell
England?
Wyatt Gutierrez
you haven't done anything, you just 0-0 a team twice and win on a random shootout
even Bolivia beat Argentina in 2014, the last time you actually beat Argentina by goals was in 2008 and you've only won 6 times in 100 years
Luis Young
England seems pretty close.
Dylan Moore
I go in the nude
Jose Fisher
Except first penalty shootout was nothing but random or lottery All of Chile's penalties were top tier
Eli Hughes
...
William Sullivan
The funny thing is, that it was a meme cup until Argies get to the finals, theb suddenly Conmebol said it was a legitimate Copa, and the winner will count as a Copa winner. So everyone around here was mad as fuck. Apparently Conmebol was trying to push a Cup on Messi's Palmarés.
John Ortiz
It's time to go back to the Andes, Juan. But not before building the wall
Landon Parker
I sure hope so. I have always respected and admired Australian shitposting. Shitposting at their level, even being compared to them is a dream.
Asher Myers
>random shootout I don't like penalties as a tie-breaker. I oppose them in fact, but not even I would suggest something this stupid. Penalty shoot-outs are hardly random.
